misheard lyrics

The Bucketheads The Bomb (These sounds fall into my mind) I always heard as "Pizza's always on my mind "

In the ad for Muller yoghurt are the rapper bears really singing
"It's got flies on it "

"Daddy I've fallen for a doctor, he's got a black car"

This means nothing to me
Or the others

Only realised my mistake when I was in Vienna last year and someone started singing it, the clue is in the title FFS

Used to work with a lad who misheard a lot of lyrics.

There was a fine young Canibals song,
good thing, where have you gone?

He'd sing beefcake, where have you gone.

I said no, it's not that, so he start singing, cheesecake, where have you gone.

Again, told it was not that so he settled on Toothpaste, where have you gone

heard Tom Pettys Jammin Me around the time of his death

"Take back that country club, Trump built outside my door" when it should be "Take back that country club, they're trying to build outside my door"

Calvin Harris and Katy Perry's song Feels.
Don't be afraid to catch fish.

Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll....

^^^
Until i read this, I thought it was "I got my head shaved by a jumbo jet "

It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg.

Bonnie Tyler.