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Vampire Bites.

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    #32
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
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    Tilly wrote: »
    Really? Did the pages of your "deadly comebacks" book stick together?

    I was quoting Biff Tannen from Back to the Future...obviously went way over your head


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    #33
    Tilly
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    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    I was quoting Biff Tannen from Back to the Future...obviously went way over your head

    Shut up, you're not even a real doctor!!!


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    #34
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
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    Tilly wrote: »
    Shut up, you're not even a real doctor!!!

    No, but I can siiiiiiiiiiiing! :-P


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    #35
    Tilly
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    So can I. Let's have a sing off to settle this!


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    #36
    LadyAthame
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    Tilly wrote: »
    So can I. Let's have a sing off to settle this!

    You are both ****ed. I can sing you under the table. I will sing this mother down.


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    #37
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    :-) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YwWK9le2CD8






    *feels terrible for derailing the thread!


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    #38
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    You DO know they are not real, don't you? If you are some kind of twilight nut and honestly believe in vampires.... I just do not have words for this kind of idiocy.
    Oh they are quite real I can assure you.

    Many of the myth aren't real of course. Being bitten by a vampire doesn't give you an insatiable desire to count things, nor does it improve your sense of fashion. Living longer and the ability to transmorph sadly to say are just myths.

    But the bit about being bitten by a flying blood sucking creature at night and needing to see experts before the symptoms develop or you'll spend the rest of your life avoiding normal food and drink and being highly contagious, fearing the light is very true. It can get to the stage where the sight, sound or even the mention of holy water could trigger spasms.

    The length of the incubation period is important, because it's the only period in which treatment can be successful.


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    #39
    Sir Osis of Liver.
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    Banshee Bones were much nicer.


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