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Vampire Bites.

  • 28-03-2015 1:51am
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭


    Does it hurt?
    From what I've seen it appears to at first and develops into a kind of semi orgasmic experience.
    Anything in the book about the moment of the bite?


Comments

  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    They suck.


  • #3
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    A Vampire bit me Mickey once and sucked very hard, it was worth it

    21/25



  • #4
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    You DO know they are not real, don't you? If you are some kind of twilight nut and honestly believe in vampires.... I just do not have words for this kind of idiocy.


  • #5
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Vampire Bats will vomit blood up for other Vampire Bats that are hungry.


  • #6
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    You DO know they are not real, don't you? If you are some kind of twilight nut and honestly believe in vampires.... I just do not have words for this kind of idiocy.

    Hey, post above you, trust me they are real, they just suck hard,,,,, on things !

    21/25



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  • #7
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    You DO know they are not real, don't you? If you are some kind of twilight nut and honestly believe in vampires.... I just do not have words for this kind of idiocy.

    Tell us about the time when you slapped that kid across the face for believing in Santa there Captian Killjoy.


  • #8
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Junkyard Cat wrote: »
    Tell us about the time when you slapped that kid across the face for believing in Santa there Captian Killjoy.

    Cmon, you can give a better example that that! suckin, biting,
    general love bitery, try harder!

    21/25



  • #9
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    have you been watching that crap on channel 4 :0


  • #10
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    This should explain.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZVWMPuZ2c


  • #11
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    uch wrote: »
    Hey, post above you, trust me they are real, they just suck hard,,,,, on things !

    Do you enjoy sucking on hard things?
    Junkyard Cat wrote: »
    Tell us about the time when you slapped that kid across the face for believing in Santa there Captian Killjoy.

    Who is santa?


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  • #12
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Do you enjoy sucking on hard things?



    Who is santa?

    I'm suckin hard on one of them e-cigerettes at the minute, does that count ?

    21/25



  • #13
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    This is totally off topic but:

    Ruu is my boards crush :)


  • #14
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Tilly wrote: »
    This is totally off topic but:

    Ruu is my boards crush :)

    So you have a Horn ?

    21/25



  • #15
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    uch wrote: »
    So you have a Horn ?

    I have a nubbin, yeah ;)


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    If vampires were real they'd all be dead. Drinking human blood is very bad for you apparently, too much iron in it or something.


  • #17
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Tilly wrote: »
    This is totally off topic but:

    Ruu is my boards crush :)

    He is in the black lodge, sat nav 98.56678°N, 9.46652°W


  • #18
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Tilly wrote: »
    I have a nubbin, yeah ;)

    Expect alot of pms


  • #19
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    If vampires were real they'd all be dead. Drinking human blood is very bad for you apparently, too much iron in it or something.

    But vampires are already dead?
    :p


  • #20
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Tilly wrote: »
    I have a nubbin, yeah ;)

    But was it Bit by a vampire ?

    21/25



  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    failinis wrote: »
    But vampires are already dead?
    :p

    If they were dead they wouldn't need to feed.


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  • #22
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    uch wrote: »
    But was it Bit by a vampire ?

    It IS a vampire ;)


  • #23
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    If they were dead they wouldn't need to feed.

    On drunk mens Mickey's

    21/25



  • #24
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    have you been watching that crap on channel 4 :0

    Saw the last bit of it and she reacted the same way I've ever seen when a woman gets bitten I.e. oh no he's biting me quickly turning to oh yeah baby bite me.
    Even the old black and white movies were the same.


  • #25
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    kneemos wrote: »
    Saw the last bit of it and she reacted the same way I've ever seen when a woman gets bitten I.e. oh no he's biting me quickly turning to oh yeah baby bite me.
    Even the old black and white movies were the same.

    Look did you get a bad deal on yer todger ? did you have a biter ?

    21/25



  • #26
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Tilly wrote: »
    This is totally off topic but:

    Ruu is my boards crush :)

    Mine too!


  • #27
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Junkyard Cat wrote: »
    Tell us about the time when you slapped that kid across the face for believing in Santa there Captian Killjoy.

    He waltzes into orphanages at Christmas and empties bags of crushed asbestos and coal dust into the air :(


  • #28
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    Mine too!

    Back off buster :mad:


  • #29
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    kneemos wrote: »
    Does it hurt?
    From what I've seen it appears to at first and develops into a kind of semi orgasmic experience.
    Anything in the book about the moment of the bite?

    I'll bite you and you can let me know.


  • #30
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Tilly wrote: »
    Back off buster :mad:

    Why dont you make like a tree and get outa here..


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  • #31
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    Why dont you make like a tree and get outa here..

    Really? Did the pages of your "deadly comebacks" book stick together?


  • #32
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Tilly wrote: »
    Really? Did the pages of your "deadly comebacks" book stick together?

    I was quoting Biff Tannen from Back to the Future...obviously went way over your head


  • #33
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    I was quoting Biff Tannen from Back to the Future...obviously went way over your head

    Shut up, you're not even a real doctor!!!


  • #34
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Tilly wrote: »
    Shut up, you're not even a real doctor!!!

    No, but I can siiiiiiiiiiiing! :-P


  • #35
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    So can I. Let's have a sing off to settle this!


  • #36
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    Tilly wrote: »
    So can I. Let's have a sing off to settle this!

    You are both ****ed. I can sing you under the table. I will sing this mother down.


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  • #37
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    :-) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YwWK9le2CD8






    *feels terrible for derailing the thread!


  • #38
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    You DO know they are not real, don't you? If you are some kind of twilight nut and honestly believe in vampires.... I just do not have words for this kind of idiocy.
    Oh they are quite real I can assure you.

    Many of the myth aren't real of course. Being bitten by a vampire doesn't give you an insatiable desire to count things, nor does it improve your sense of fashion. Living longer and the ability to transmorph sadly to say are just myths.

    But the bit about being bitten by a flying blood sucking creature at night and needing to see experts before the symptoms develop or you'll spend the rest of your life avoiding normal food and drink and being highly contagious, fearing the light is very true. It can get to the stage where the sight, sound or even the mention of holy water could trigger spasms.

    The length of the incubation period is important, because it's the only period in which treatment can be successful.


  • #39
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Banshee Bones were much nicer.


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