Would you ever hit a woman?

mr_fegelien · 17-07-2020 1:31pm #1

In self defence? I'm a 5ft 4in guy who's 60kgs so there's little risk of me doing damage to the average woman who might try and attack me. Meanwhile, if you're 6ft, then that's a different story.

jimgoose · 17-07-2020 2:21pm

If someone comes at me and is obviously preparing to do damage they'll get a couple of fast cracks, regardless of gender, so yes. And at 6' 2'' and nearly 17 stone, they will feel it.

banie01 · 17-07-2020 2:24pm

If I'm in immediate danger or someone I care for is in such danger?
Then yep, genitals matter not a whit tbh.

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 2:25pm

If you ever feel the need to raise your hand to a woman, you just walk away and let the two of you cool off.

You really need a hobby!!!!!!!!!!!!! have you tried trainspotting/baking banana bread/walking the dog/just having a good old toss ?

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 2:27pm

jimgoose wrote: »

If someone comes at me and is obviously preparing to do damage they'll get a couple of fast cracks, regardless of gender, so yes. And at 6' 2'' and nearly 17 stone, they will feel it.

I think it is specific to a woman.

jimgoose · 17-07-2020 2:28pm

skooterblue2 wrote: »

I think it is specific to a woman.

Yes, I know. And in this hypothetical case of this specific woman coming at me with intent to do violence, she's going down.

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 2:33pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

In self defence? I'm a 5ft 4in guy who's 60kgs so there's little risk of me doing damage to the average woman who might try and attack me. Meanwhile, if you're 6ft, then that's a different story.

Is this completely hypothetical? Or have you upset some woman and she is coming at you with a hammer/chainsaw/baseball bat/Katana? You need hobbies. Have you tried Heroin?

Feisar · 17-07-2020 2:34pm

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, I know. And in this hypothetical case of this specific woman coming at me with intent to do violence, she's going down.

Change woman to 12 year old child. It's a bit of a silly notion. There really isn't a need to get medieval on their ass, unless tooled up 999/1000 females haven't got the ability to do damage. Plus they always make a fist by grabbing their thumbs, what's that about?

Edit - I read somewhere on my many studies on violence that a woman needs to be 33% heavier than a man to have a chance going toe to toe everything else being equal. If the OP for example is of average body makeup, yer looking at a woman being 80kg to have a chance. She also needs to have similar or better body composition.

jimgoose · 17-07-2020 2:36pm

Feisar wrote: »

Change woman to 12 year old child. It's a bit of a silly notion. There really isn't a need to get medieval on their ass, unless tooled up 999/1000 females haven't got the ability to do damage. Plus they always make a fist by grabbing their thumbs, what's that about?

I don't know what the thumb-grabbing is about, but I'm talking about a woman who is at least intent on doing damage, and probably capable of it. 12-year-old children are neither here nor there.

Feisar · 17-07-2020 2:39pm

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Is this completely hypothetical? Or have you upset some woman and she is coming at you with a hammer/chainsaw/baseball bat/Katana? You need hobbies. Have you tried Heroin?

You do know the OP? We all complain however a lot of their threads gain a fair bit of traction.

Feisar · 17-07-2020 2:42pm

jimgoose wrote: »

I don't know what the thumb-grabbing is about, but I'm talking about a woman who is at least intent on doing damage, and probably capable of it. 12-year-old children are neither here nor there.

I'm saying a 12 year old child has as much a chance in doing me damage as the vast majority of women. I'm not discounting females as not dangerous however it ain't going to work for them toe to toe.

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 2:43pm

Feisar wrote: »

You do know the OP? We all complain however a lot of their threads gain a fair bit of traction.

You missed the reference to Pulp Fiction.

Feisar · 17-07-2020 2:45pm

skooterblue2 wrote: »

You missed the reference to Pulp Fiction.

Argh! I was thinking of it but somehow missed your reference:o

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 2:46pm

Feisar wrote: »

I'm saying a 12 year old child has as much a chance in doing me damage as the vast majority of women. I'm not discounting females as not dangerous however it ain't going to work for them toe to toe.

Had Patrick Nevin listened to that advice or had someone told the other african lad about the scissors sisters.

OP, there are women out there that will devastate you. You need to tool up

banie01 · 17-07-2020 2:46pm

Feisar wrote: »

Edit - I read somewhere on my many studies on violence that a woman needs to be 33% heavier than a man to have a chance going toe to toe everything else being equal. If the OP for example is of average body makeup, yer looking at a woman being 80kg to have a chance. She also needs to have similar or better body composition.

Perhaps place a weapon in the hands of her?
A knife needs to penetrate a very short distance to cause serious damage.
Any kind of weapon is a danger.

As for the woman needing to be a certain size/weight/strength to be a danger?

I know a guy who's seemingly lovely delicate and "petite" Mrs has broken his ankle aswell as causing numerous other injuries that needed medical intervention.
Without weapons for the most part(unless you count the high heels he was nearly blinded with once)

If someone, regardless of gender wants to attempt to inflict violence?
They should not feel surprised if their victim decides to defend themselves.
Nor should their victim be shamed by being labelled a "woman-beater"

As for plans, reactions and civility?
Quite often, once you get punched in the face, they are all forgotten about until the aftermath.

jimgoose · 17-07-2020 2:50pm

Feisar wrote: »

I'm saying a 12 year old child has as much a chance in doing me damage as the vast majority of women. I'm not discounting females as not dangerous however it ain't going to work for them toe to toe.

No, it is not going to work for them toe-to-toe, because I don't have any misplaced notions of nobility and will put someone back on their arse very fast if they attack me, regardless of what they use to piss with. In my experience the sort of woman who would physically attack you isn't worth bothering about anyway.

One eyed Jack · 17-07-2020 2:52pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

In self defence? I'm a 5ft 4in guy who's 60kgs so there's little risk of me doing damage to the average woman who might try and attack me. Meanwhile, if you're 6ft, then that's a different story.

Nah, and besides there are other means of self-defence besides leaving yourself open to being charged with assault.

Feisar · 17-07-2020 2:54pm

banie01 wrote: »

Perhaps place a weapon in the hands of her?
A knife needs to penetrate a very short distance to cause serious damage.
Any kind of weapon is a danger.

As for the woman needing to be a certain size/weight/strength to be a danger?

I know a guy who's seemingly lovely delicate and "petite" Mrs has broken his ankle aswell as causing numerous other injuries that needed medical intervention.
Without weapons for the most part(unless you count the high heels he was nearly blinded with once)

If someone, regardless of gender wants to attempt to inflict violence?
They should not feel surprised if their victim decides to defend themselves.
Nor should their victim be shamed by being labelled a "woman-beater"

As for plans, reactions and civility?
Quite often, once you get punched in the face, they are all forgotten about until the aftermath.

Weapons involved and the situation is different. I'm not advocating taking a softly softly approach. If someone does violence they have no justification in being surprised if it comes back in spades.
Do we know the same people?!!

banie01 · 17-07-2020 3:05pm

Feisar wrote: »

Weapons involved and the situation is different. I'm not advocating taking a softly softly approach. If someone does violence they have no justification in being surprised if it comes back in spades.
Do we know the same people?!!

Same people? As in the injured party?
Could well be possible.

Feisar · 17-07-2020 3:12pm

banie01 wrote: »

Same people? As in the injured party?
Could well be possible.

My man was attacked by the missus with a brush while trying to put down a baby, ended up in a tussle after he had put the baby in the cot. The two of them ended up in the bathroom and fell into the bath, he done damage to his ankle. Attacked him in his sleep with a heel another time.

banie01 · 17-07-2020 3:21pm

Feisar wrote: »

My man was attacked by the missus with a brush while trying to put down a baby, ended up in a tussle after he had put the baby in the cot. The two of them ended up in the bathroom and fell into the bath, he done damage to his ankle. Attacked him in his sleep with a heel another time.

Different guys then, tho this particular specimen has often waited until he was holding one of the kids to launch into him.

Or waking him at 3/4a.m to commence screaming at him and throwing stuff or hitting him.

Hope your friend is doing ok.

JJayoo · 17-07-2020 3:30pm

I remember an incident many many years ago at house party, very drunk girlfriend of a friend tried to stab him with a knife, or more tried to hit at him with the knife, he pushed her away and she falls hitting her arm off table, starts howling crying, her friends rush in to see girl crying on ground and they start attacking the guy going nuts, cops are called and guy is taken to station.

So lets say a woman tried to stab you, as unlikely as this maybe, or indeed if a 14 year old did and you bury them with a punch and their are no witnesses and the cops arrive and there is an injuried woman/kid and you standing there without a scratch claiming the crying girl/child is a loon....it's not gonna end well for you.

maherhonda · 17-07-2020 3:30pm

Depends really, If a female tried to attack me with a knife or hammer or something like that obviously would do whatever it takes so definitely would hit a women in those circumstances.

If they had no weapon I would just restrain them.

Keyzer · 17-07-2020 3:34pm

OP is the most curious person I've encountered on Boards...

Next question - Have you ever wanted to have sex with an animal?

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 3:36pm

Keyzer wrote: »

Next question - Have you ever wanted to have sex with an animal?

Alive or dead?

Feisar · 17-07-2020 3:44pm

Keyzer wrote: »

OP is the most curious person I've encountered on Boards...

Next question - Have you ever wanted to have sex with an animal?

The morning after a lady called me an animal, right before referring to herself as a slut, does that count?

JJayoo · 17-07-2020 3:46pm

Feisar wrote: »

The morning after a lady called me an animal, right before referring to herself as a slut, does that count?

A lady....sure...just because you put a dress on a roadkill badger doesn't make it a lady

CrankyHaus · 17-07-2020 3:47pm

Anyone who grew up with older sisters must have hit a member of the fairer sex and gotten a good few thumps in return.
It was absolute hidings in my house growing up.

JJayoo · 17-07-2020 3:50pm

CrankyHaus wrote: »

Anyone who grew up with older sisters must have hit a member of the fairer sex and gotten a good few thumps in return.
It was absolute hidings in my house growing up.

It's not your fault
It's not your fault
It's not your fault

Limpy · 17-07-2020 3:53pm

It depends if the women had balls, she'd probably have male level's of testosterone aswell. So she could inflict plenty of damage. Self defence would be justified. Didn't Jordans cross dressing x beat up someone before, she "the X" was build like a tank.

banie01 · 17-07-2020 4:11pm

Limpy wrote: »

It depends if the women had balls, she'd probably have male level's of testosterone aswell. So she could inflict plenty of damage. Self defence would be justified. Didn't Jordans cross dressing x beat up someone before, she "the X" was build like a tank.

Transvestism isn't Transexualism

Jordan's ex? I assume you mean the cage fighter Alex Reid?
Who enjoys cross dressing but is not transgendered.

Feisar · 17-07-2020 4:12pm

JJayoo wrote: »

A lady....sure...just because you put a dress on a roadkill badger doesn't make it a lady

No sky to high
No sea to rough
No muff to tough

XsApollo · 17-07-2020 4:44pm

Yes.

Mister Vain · 17-07-2020 4:56pm

I slapped a woman on the arse during foreplay once.

TuringBot47 · 17-07-2020 5:57pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

In self defence? I'm a 5ft 4in guy who's 60kgs so there's little risk of me doing damage to the average woman who might try and attack me. Meanwhile, if you're 6ft, then that's a different story.

Why are you asking about violence?
Are you looking for validation for your own thoughts ?

It nearly seems like an utterly sexist post against men.

maherhonda · 17-07-2020 7:05pm

Has your mother not thrown you out yet MR F?

hawley · 17-07-2020 7:12pm

I slapped my ex wife a few times when we got into arguments. Left her with a bloody nose and snotty face and a few bruises. I'm not proud of it but I had a very bad temper. I was unemployed and she was harassing me to get a job. Gave her a right hiding but mostly just schoolyard stuff.

mr_fegelien · 17-07-2020 7:22pm

hawley wrote: »

I slapped my ex wife a few times when we got into arguments. Left her with a bloody nose and snotty face and a few bruises. I'm not proud of it but I had a very bad temper. I was unemployed and she was harassing me to get a job. Gave her a right hiding but mostly just schoolyard stuff.

Is that illegal/could she report it to the Gardai?

bfa1509 · 17-07-2020 7:28pm

Mister Vain wrote: »

I slapped a woman on the arse during foreplay once.

I agree there is no woman who doesn't want a swift firm hit on the bottom every now and then.

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 7:49pm

bfa1509 wrote: »

I agree there is no woman who doesn't want a swift firm hit on the bottom every now and then.

I focus on the upswing as to get that cracking sound. Nothing more satisifying that a properly slapped arse.

Sardonicat · 17-07-2020 7:51pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Is that illegal/could she report it to the Gardai?

Of course it bloody is!

skooterblue2 · 17-07-2020 7:56pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Is that illegal/could she report it to the Gardai?

Guards have more serious things to be worried about:
Curry on the chips,
Trolling and hurtful memes
Getting an overtime quota,
Seeing if they can get the leg over another guards wife
Making sure no one is getting a leg over their wife.
Planning security for Denis OBriens next venture.
Gettin' the cousin in on the force
Smacking the station smart arse at the christmas party
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Checking shotgun lisences
Checking on ragworth numbers
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Finally
Following up on Mr Fegeliens complaints.

Limpy · 17-07-2020 7:57pm

hawley wrote: »

I slapped my ex wife a few times when we got into arguments. Left her with a bloody nose and snotty face and a few bruises. I'm not proud of it but I had a very bad temper. I was unemployed and she was harassing me to get a job. Gave her a right hiding but mostly just schoolyard stuff.

Is that the reason she left or was the reason you hit her why you divorced.

Galwayguy35 · 17-07-2020 8:06pm

Saw a video once of a drunk woman hitting a bouncer a few times and he floored her after she ignored his warnings to stop, the guy was huge so he probably didn't use all his strength but he still put her flying.

I think most men would try to restrain a woman who was trying to hit them, thats what I would do anyway.

eviltwin · 17-07-2020 9:41pm

hawley wrote: »

I slapped my ex wife a few times when we got into arguments. Left her with a bloody nose and snotty face and a few bruises. I'm not proud of it but I had a very bad temper. I was unemployed and she was harassing me to get a job. Gave her a right hiding but mostly just schoolyard stuff.

I’d love to hear her side of that story

Church on Tuesday · 17-07-2020 9:47pm

If you're gona try harm me you get a smack regardless of gender.

Domestic abuser? then you are a piece of ****.

TuringBot47 · 17-07-2020 9:51pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Is that illegal/could she report it to the Gardai?

You really need to be spoon fed knowledge don't you?

PsychoPete · 17-07-2020 9:54pm

In self defence, yes

Was out in a pub years ago, woman attacking this bouncer he threw a punch at her and drove he around five feet into the air. She was straight back up for more

tritium · 19-07-2020 3:07pm

Domestic abuser of any gender deserve no sympathy, and certainly don’t get to play the poor weak little woman card. All well and good for people to say they could restrain a smaller woman but the stats show that female abusers are far more likely to use a weapon to inflict violence (presumably to balance out the physical disadvantage). Reading the evidence during the week of how Johnny Depp lost part of his finger I think illustrated how violent even a seemingly weak little abuser can get

Crash Bang Wall · 22-07-2020 8:51am

A mates Mam gave him the following advice

If she hits you once, tell her to stop, if she goes again, shes entitled to get a slap back

skooterblue2 · 22-07-2020 2:07pm

tritium wrote: »

Domestic abuser of any gender deserve no sympathy, and certainly don’t get to play the poor weak little woman card. All well and good for people to say they could restrain a smaller woman but the stats show that female abusers are far more likely to use a weapon to inflict violence (presumably to balance out the physical disadvantage). Reading the evidence during the week of how Johnny Depp lost part of his finger I think illustrated how violent even a seemingly weak little abuser can get

I think one in fine abusers is female. From observing it with former housemates, it just doesn't happen there is a build up and fierce amount of provocation before violence ensues.

Would you ever hit a woman?

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