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Signs that you're getting old

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,554 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    My barber asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed!

    Just wait til they start asking about your ear hair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,111 ✭✭✭El Gato De Negocios


    Tony EH wrote: »
    Just wait til they start asking about your ear hair.

    Tbf, I've been getting my brows trimmed since my 20s cos they are facking monstrous.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,675 ✭✭✭obi604


    The only thing I really want to watch on TV is the 9 o’clock news.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    When most if the people you went to school with and most of your neighbours are in the graveyard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Humberto Salazar


    Tony EH wrote: »
    Just wait til they start asking about your ear hair.

    To the Turkish barbers with you, they'll sort that, but keep calm with their method. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,554 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Tbf, I've been getting my brows trimmed since my 20s cos they are facking monstrous.

    Untitled-1.jpg










    *Actually, there's another sign that you're getting older - knowing who that guy is.


  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My ear hair situation has gone to the dogs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,554 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    To the Turkish barbers with you, they'll sort that, but keep calm with their method. :)

    I've seen it done. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Ger Roe


    When you ask two 6th classes of school kids, if they like christmas trifle .... and none of them know what it is (happened yesterday and I feel so old now).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Humberto Salazar


    When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night... Used to laugh at that one. No longer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Humberto Salazar


    Tony EH wrote: »
    I've seen it done. :eek:

    I always look for a fire extinguisher in the place before I agree...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Bassfish


    I can't get out of a chair without making a noise!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    Thanks lads (and lasses, if it doesn't offend anyone to imply that there might be a gender difference :p ) - although calendar-age-wise, I'm up there with the best of ye, you've convinced me that I can't be as old as my random aches and irrational ear-hair might have me believe! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,111 ✭✭✭El Gato De Negocios


    Tony EH wrote: »
    Untitled-1.jpg

    *Actually, there's another sign that you're getting older - knowing who that guy is.

    If I didn't keep em trimmed they would likely be like that tbf.

    Barry Humphries aka Dame Edna?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,675 ✭✭✭obi604


    When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night... Used to laugh at that one. No longer.


    Never heard this one. What’s an example.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    When you ask the question "Signs that you're getting old ". No 25 year old even considers it.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    I think a lot of it is summed up on how you view young people. When you start resenting young people for doing things differently. Seeing young people of today’s acts of youthful rebellion as meaningless but thinking your own generation’s rebellious actions were fierce clever altogether. Small examples are fashion and clothes. See the recent reaction to the WAP song.

    Also thinking young people today are inferior to young people of your own generation - weak willed, lack discipline, too concerned with appearance, don’t appreciate how easy they have it etc.

    It just means you don’t understand the difficulties young people face today and are disconnected from young people. That’s a real sign of getting old.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,675 ✭✭✭obi604


    Also feel old cause 25 years ago today - Faithless released ‘Insomnia’


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,822 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When your somewhere and a woman says to her kids leave the man alone/stop hassling the man.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Also thinking young people today are inferior to young people of your own generation - weak willed, lack discipline, too concerned with appearance, don’t appreciate how easy they have it etc.

    It just means you don’t understand the difficulties young people face today and are disconnected from young people. That’s a real sign of getting old.
    +1000 and the same generational stuff that's been in play for all of human history. Old farts in Ancient Greece, Rome, China etc were complaining about the dissolute youth using exactly same points you noted above. That they were "weak willed, lack discipline, too concerned with appearance, don’t appreciate how easy they have it etc".

    EG Socrates: "The youths love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.” (I love the image of gobbling up dainties. :D )

    Horace at least threw some shade at his own generation, though still thought it was better before: “Our sires’ age was worse than our grandsires’. We, their sons, are more worthless than they; so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.

    Brain plasticity decreases with age, triply so if left to its own lazy devices, so new things and new ideas are loud and uncomfortable noises, so nostalgia becomes a comfort and nostalgia always lies to itself.

    So for me nostalgia is about the biggest sign you're getting old in mind at least. The young are living the lives you and in turn they will be nostalgic about.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    I'm mid forties and pleased that I'm not experiencing many of these signs of getting old. Have grey pubes and beard but can empathise and have a conversation with someone half my age and not feel or be perceived (I hope) as a complete dinosaur.

    Being single helps IMO, I've seen a few men develop a much older attitude once they got married and had children, settling into a comfortable yet hectic domestic existence of changing nappies, IKEA, watching soap operas and tut tutting about the youth of today.

    Lifting weights is a great way to look and feel young. This is something that a lot of people do in their youth but stop by middle age when it is important to keep at it. If you stick at it you can keep improving well into middle age. "Build your muscles as your body decays". I had to take a break from my lifting for many weeks for family reasons and it definitely affected my mood. Deadlifted 240 kg on my first day back, over three times bodyweight which pleased me a lot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,229 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Yes keeping active, plenty of water, a decent diet, apple and banana a day... Keep away from the booze. Should alleviate/hold back the ageing process.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Hyperbollix


    When you go into the barber and instead of asking you what kind of cut you want, he just says "Tidy up.... yeah?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,007 ✭✭✭mad m


    I remember when my daughter needed her shoe laces tied. I knelt down and she says ( I think she was 4 or 5 at time) “ Daddy you have a hole on top of your head”. It was the monkeys arse that was beginning to appear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,517 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    You make a noise when you sit down or get up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,517 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    BrianD3 wrote: »

    Being single helps IMO, I've seen a few men develop a much older attitude once they got married and had children, settling into a comfortable yet hectic domestic existence of changing nappies, IKEA, watching soap operas and tut tutting about the youth of

    Can't understand lads "afraid" of their OH, to be home on time or refusing to spend time with mates as if she's standing outside the doorway, rolling pin in hand like an Andy Capp strip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,267 ✭✭✭Oops!


    Can't understand lads "afraid" of their OH, to be home on time or refusing to spend time with mates as if she's standing outside the doorway, rolling pin in hand like an Andy Capp strip.

    Seen a few friends settle into this mode... Not a chance i'd live like that myself. Completely under the thumb, she's the boss and that's it....

    I wouldn't tell my OH what to do and she wouldn't do the same either. We are a team but we both have our own interests, hobbies and friends aswell.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,795 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    I remember when it was announced Qatar would host the 2022 World Cup, ten years ago that it seemed like a lifetime away, now it doesn't seem that far away at all.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    beauf wrote: »
    What's a DVD...
    You know those round mirrors with the hole in the centre ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭matchthis


    When you go into the barber and instead of asking you what kind of cut you want, he just says "Tidy up.... yeah?"

    And he starts flipping the mirror around at the end to show your bald patch progress


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    Wibbs wrote: »
    They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.” [/I](I love the image of gobbling up dainties. :D )

    It's the "cross their legs" :eek: that gets me! One of my clearest memories of my maternal grandad was the way he used to sit with his legs crossed like a DNA double-helix! That Greek fella would have been disgusted. :pac:
    BrianD3 wrote: »
    Being single helps IMO, I've seen a few men develop a much older attitude once they got married and had children, settling into a comfortable yet hectic domestic existence of changing nappies, IKEA, watching soap operas and tut tutting about the youth of today.

    Ah, g'way outta that. I'd give anything to have a rake of nappies to change again, or snotty noses to wipe, or tantruming toddlers to lock in the shed ... :rolleyes: The mentally oldest guy I know of my own age has been single forever. I'd say hanging around with young people - the full spectrum from 0 to [self-10 years] - is the best way of staying "young" as you get to see more of the world through their eyes, and changes aren't as much of a shock because chances are you knew they were coming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    When you start urinating more and ejaculating less.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,917 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    I just hurt my shoulder putting on a polo-neck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    If I didn't keep em trimmed they would likely be like that tbf.

    Barry Humphries aka Dame Edna?

    Denis hEALY.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,428 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    When you don't understand or
    Know who most of the threads are about on boards...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    When you stop waking up with woodies that could pulverise concrete.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I just hurt my shoulder putting on a polo-neck.

    I put my back out wrapping myself in a fluffy, soft bath sheet after a shower.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    The thought of going to a nightclub gives me anxiety.

    Getting a new bread bin genuinely thrills me.

    Doing things I used to mock my parents for when I was a kid; such as compulsively checking plugs are plugged out and doors are locked before going to bed. Sometimes several times.

    I genuinely don't care what people think of me anymore. It's none of my business.

    ....and of course I have a wooden stick saved specifically for stirring paint.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Everything hurts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,700 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Erin Brockovitch was on the TV last night, realesed in the year 2000.

    🙈🙉🙊



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭NSAman


    When you walk across the wood flooring, there are more cracks from your knees and ankles than the floor..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,554 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    beauf wrote: »
    What's a DVD...
    You know those round mirrors with the hole in the centre ?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk6cYXGUoeRfUjAJi8qzDGSbJeEBhEw7xPNw&usqp=CAU


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,675 ✭✭✭obi604


    matchthis wrote: »
    And he starts flipping the mirror around at the end to show your bald patch progress


    Very true. I tell my lad not to bother showing me. I trust you etc

    Hate seeing the bald spot !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,111 ✭✭✭El Gato De Negocios


    When buying washing up liquid you will always go for fairy liquid or one of the other more expensive brands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Hyperbollix


    matchthis wrote: »
    And he starts flipping the mirror around at the end to show your bald patch progress

    The "I only see my bald patch at the barbers" club is a membership I wish I didn't have!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    When buying washing up liquid you will always go for fairy liquid or one of the other more expensive brands.
    I'm the opposite - with age I have become more cynical about paying more for "brands". I mostly just buy own brand goods (incl. washing up liquid) now. Even if I can detect a difference between brand and own brand, I usually conclude that it's not enough to justify paying the extra.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,002 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Just do your own thing and be true to yourself. No one gives a sht anyway. We found our groove by saying this, and it doesn't involve false attendance at anything.

    The young ones don't care, and the oldies wish they weren't there most of the time (Weddings, big birthdays and so on).

    Each to their own!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭BlackEdelweiss


    When you start making your kids a coffee at breakfast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Goldfinch8


    Putting Rennies on the weekly grocery list
    2. Having a weekly grocery list.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    Goldfinch8 wrote: »
    Putting Rennies on the weekly grocery list
    2. Having a weekly grocery list.

    Remembering a time when people went grocery shopping weekly!:D


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