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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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  • #102
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    AngryHippie wrote: »
    https://www.google.com/maps/search/gnome+ann/@45.7994501,31.7466185,3.62z

    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1704:_Gnome_Ann
    This comic presents a series of images depicting a female gnome who is known as "Gnome Ann". The humor derives from the fact that the name "Gnome Ann" is a mondegreen of the phrase "no man". (For clarification, "gnome" is pronounced as in the fantastical creature and not as in the Linux-based Gnome desktop system.)
    The Witch-king of Angmar was given a prophecy that he would never be bested in combat by the hand of man, and he boasted "no man" could kill him. Both in Lord of the Rings and this comic, he is defeated by a woman. Gnome Ann is simply that good. Note that in the Tolkien legendarium, a "Gnome" is an archaic name for the Noldor tribe of elves (e.g. Galadriel).


  • #103
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    m17 wrote: »
    YfS4Va6.jpg

    I bet she took a pic of her lunch for Instagram. :pac:


  • #104
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,014 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Sure its only a Canon :pac:
    Nikon FTW


  • #105
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    New Home wrote: »
    514889.jpg


    And in today's episode of Things That Definitely Happened....


  • #106
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Rule n. 2: Don't let the truth get in the way of a joke.


  • #107
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,005 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Mr E wrote: »
    DkenVeM.jpg?1

    I used to work for a US company with a Tadgh, he explained to people that his name was like Tiger without the R, the yanks could pronounce his name no problem after that, we used to call him Fostie and leave boxes of these on his desk
    701675.jpg

    Yes, yes we were/are nerds


  • #108
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcLOKQOpj7U


    Lee Mack on Irish girl's names.


  • #109
    PMU
    Registered Users Posts: 633 ✭✭✭PMU


    Suckit wrote: »
    d0h3zKG.jpg

    should have gone home.....


  • #110
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    We need 100 litres of burn cream stat. Fücking epic.
    Patser wrote: »
    2uf6he.jpgvia Imgflip Meme Generator


  • #111
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Sorry NH but I lol'd at this


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  • #112
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    No worries. :) I wasn't around to thank Worztron's post earlier, that's all. :D


  • #113
    Suckler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Suckler


    When is this vegan "funny" sh1te going to end. It's not even an attempt at humour anymore, just a blatant soap box by one person


  • #114
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Ignore option?


  • #115
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    sSh2pOw.jpg


    Surely Ireland should just be "Exit" no?


  • #116
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    And would it be IREmain (or EIREmain), otherwise?


  • #117
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    New Home wrote: »
    And would it be IREmain (or EIREmain), otherwise?

    I-remain


  • #118
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    ganmo wrote: »
    I-remain

    I-robot


  • #119
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    gozunda wrote: »
    sSh2pOw.jpg


    Surely Ireland should just be "Exit" no?

    Éiramach.


  • #120
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Suckler wrote: »
    When is this vegan "funny" sh1te going to end. It's not even an attempt at humour anymore, just a blatant soap box by one person

    I’d prob not mind but I’ve never seen the person thank anyone else’s posts on YLYL! Don’t ignore as the follow up posts by the next person do be funny


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  • #121
    New Home
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    473955.jpg

    If I were the police, I'd check under the rock first.


  • #122
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    If I were the police, I'd check under the rock first.
    Beep Beep! :D


  • #123
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    "Worztron wrote: »
    473974.jpg

    Selfie? :pac:


  • #124
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,684 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    3660_1c8e_500.jpeg

    Worst Transformers Bumble Bee impression ever.

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #125
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I set my phone to airplane mode and threw it up in the air.


    Worst. Transformer. Ever. :mad:


  • #126
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    7255_feb0.jpeg

    Third world problems? :pac:


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  • #127
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    gozunda wrote: »
    Third world problems? :pac:
    He's planking.


  • #128
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Rusty Viagra tonight...[/qoute]

    god, I got sick a lot just there....


  • #129
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,014 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    I know this is not the chat thread - but the above elephant & lion pic was an April Fools joke https://www.businessinsider.co.za/sa-elephant-picture-fools-20-million-people-2018-4

    Mod: Please post in the Chat thread next time. (I'm moving it there).


  • #130
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Tabnabs wrote: »
    lhwbclqoh2j21.jpg


    WTF is with all the pumpkins?


  • #131
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    After water polo, they're trying water squash?




    ...No?




    Then I'm as puzzled as you are.


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  • #132
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    blackwhite wrote: »
    WTF is with all the pumpkins?

    This? ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTPJGbPSX04


  • #133
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,684 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Son Of A Vidic wrote: »
    62DzGB.jpg

    Don't play B flat whatever you do.



    *cough*

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #134
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    I'd be more worried about B sharp to be honest


  • #135
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,224 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    cdeb wrote: »
    I'd be more worried about B sharp to be honest
    #Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward...#


  • #136
    New Home
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    mike_ie wrote: »
    rAnG8kz.jpg

    How the heck are you supposed to remove the chain?


  • #137
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    New Home wrote: »
    How the heck are you supposed to remove the chain?

    with photoshop


  • #138
    New Home
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    ganmo wrote: »
    with photoshop

    Like Fuji Film? :pac:


  • #139
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Would it be too obvious to point out that Mr Richie cannot organise a piss up in a brewery?
    beertons wrote: »
    [imgLetter from Tennant's Brewery[/img]


  • #140
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Princess Bride wrote: »

    szeqh1.jpg

    Secondly, "it's axe not ax!"


  • #141
    New Home
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    That's a hatchet job, if I ever saw one...


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  • #142
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Secondly, "it's axe not ax!"

    Thirdly...how did he know it was spelt "ax", as it was spoken not written.


  • #143
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    Thirdly...how did he know it was spelt "ax", as it was spoken not written.
    The American axent gave it away. :P


  • #144
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    silverharp wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/ZonePhysics/status/1100707802757169153


    There is absolutely no way this image in real


  • #145
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There is absolutely no way this image in real

    It's not.


  • #146
    Trent Houseboat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,116 ✭✭✭Trent Houseboat


    blackwhite wrote: »
    WTF is with all the pumpkins?

    Watermelons were out of season?

    h5FaTc.gif


  • #147
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Nforce wrote: »
    :P

    ZWEgOEI.jpg


    Curious association! Momo is peach (blossom) in Japanese

    http://www.nihonsun.com/2009/03/05/flowers-of-spring-in-japan/


  • #148
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Every time I read the word "Momo" I keep thinking of Michael Ende's book (the author of the Neverending Story, among others). Then I see that horror of a face and my heart skips a beat. I hate it.


  • #149
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    New Home wrote: »
    Every time I read the word "Momo" I keep thinking of Michael Ende's book (the author of the Neverending Story, among others). Then I see that horror of a face and my heart skips a beat. I hate it.


    That's one weird storyline tbh ...


  • #150
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    What's the funny here?

    eWDFaRw.jpg


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  • #151
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    What's the funny here?

    Couldn't figure it out either. Although knowing the poster it's probably going to be some sort of alt-right, anti-feminism nonsense.


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