Things That Trivially Annoy You.

Mollyb60 · 19-03-2019 11:24am

News article: "he has a shock of brown hair". No, he just has brown hair. It's not shocking in any way, shape or form.
TA'd at unnecessarily flowery language to meet a word count.

Infonovice · 19-03-2019 12:21pm

haven't been ill in ages.
I woke up with a head cold this morning, and i'm starting new job tomorrow:(

Blitzkrieger · 19-03-2019 12:35pm

People that can't use roundabouts correctly. Specifically, a 2nd exit that is past "12 o'clock". Hint - it's the last picture.

Bigbagofcans · 19-03-2019 12:48pm

cjmc wrote: »

People who don't flush the ****ing toilet ,

Every time I go to a public ladies toilet, I'm in and out of a few cubicles trying to find an unflushed toilet, particularly those that don't have a yuletide log.

Pawwed Rig · 19-03-2019 12:50pm

Have a blister on my upper pallet so eating and drinking is not comfortable.

RMAOK · 19-03-2019 1:14pm

TA for being back at work today

Dial Hard · 19-03-2019 1:47pm

Radio ads that announce the time apropos of absolutely nothing.

"It's almost 3 o'clock. Time to refuel with Applegreen's new Fuelgood range."

Why?

Also, itchy underboob.

Ariadne · 19-03-2019 2:10pm

Not feeling well today, all sore body and joints. Need painkillers.

Living Off The Splash · 19-03-2019 2:15pm

Hot stuffy places. Standing in a queue in a supermarket or bank and I have hot air blowing down on the top of my head.

iamwhoiam · 19-03-2019 2:36pm

Dial Hard wrote: »

Radio ads that announce the time apropos of absolutely nothing.

"It's almost 3 o'clock. Time to refuel with Applegreen's new Fuelgood range."

Why?

Also, itchy underboob.

Caldesene powder will cure that itch

Autosport · 19-03-2019 2:50pm

My phone getting hacked

Mr_Spaceman · 19-03-2019 9:13pm

eviltwin wrote: »

Bought a pair of earphones the other day. It was encased in the type of plastic packaging that needs a knife to open. Why can't they have some handy way of opening these things?

Apparently if you use a - get this - tin opener it works a treat. I'm banking on this for future hard wrapped, plastic wrestling!

mikemac2 · 19-03-2019 9:29pm

Have an appointment to see a government agency on Friday. Nothing interesting really, to do with income tax

I know I had a letter showing the time and date and the person to meet and today I tore the place apart looking for it. I checked everywhere!

A few hours later do I realize I never had a letter in the first place! They emailed me a pdf document with these details

Dunno what I do be doing some days :rolleyes:

Ariadne · 19-03-2019 9:30pm

Autosport wrote: »

My phone getting hacked

Ah no Auto, that's terrible!

Being a fcuking human being. Waiting for the mothership to beam me back up any day now.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 19-03-2019 9:48pm

Succubus_ wrote:

Being a fcuking human being. Waiting for the mothership to beam me back up any day now.

Gyortlstbu yak yak munhpsahww zik zik.

New Home · 19-03-2019 9:50pm

Speak for yourself, ILTBOY. Also, mind your language, you're in the presence of laydeez.

eisenberg1 · 19-03-2019 10:02pm

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Gyortlstbu yak yak munhpsahww zik zik.

That’s easy for you to say.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 19-03-2019 10:05pm

eisenberg1 wrote:

Thatâ€™s easy for you to say.

Two of my eyeballs had to extend beyond my delta fortrax to speak that sentence in my mother tongue. Quite a painful experience actually.

New Home · 19-03-2019 10:07pm

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Two of my eyeballs had to extend beyond my delta fortrax to speak that sentence in my mother tongue. Quite a painful experience actually.

What, the Gobbledeegook dialect of Double Dutch? You're clearly out of practice.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 19-03-2019 10:08pm

New Home wrote:

What, the Gobbledeegook dialect of Double Dutch? You're clearly out of practice.

Nik Nik flask of tea nyuck nyuck.

RMAOK · 19-03-2019 10:10pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

Being a fcuking human being. Waiting for the mothership to beam me back up any day now.

Beam me up Jesus :pac:

Ariadne · 19-03-2019 10:18pm

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Nik Nik flask of tea nyuck nyuck.

What filth

Rosie Rant · 19-03-2019 10:57pm

"I balled my eyes out watching that movie!"
No, love. You weren't going at your eyes with a melon baller, you BAWLED your eyes out.

Pawwed Rig · 19-03-2019 11:32pm

Finished After Life on netflix. Now I don't know what to start on next.

MuffinTop86 · 20-03-2019 1:37am

Finished Gossip Girl. I don’t know what I was thinking.
But happy that Billions is back.

js35 · 20-03-2019 8:40am

My youngest turns 5 today but the poor little lamb woke up eyes glued shut from what looks like conjunctivitis

dubstarr · 20-03-2019 8:46am

Restaurants that dont acknowledge your email when you are looking for a booking.
My son emailed a place on Friday for 10 of us.Didnt get back to him till yesterday,the day we wanted to go.

We went on the off chance they could seat us.And we said it to the woman greeting us and she said it was mad busy.Well thats not my problem.Dont have a system if you are not going to use it.

Anyway all the spiel,they where fully booked.Told us to go back in a few minutes,so we did.And the big table had only been given away.Which is funny as they saidmit was reserved but this group just walked in.

Split us up which we didnt want but we where starving.And to be fair the food was lovely,our server was great.Its just a pity about the booking system

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20-03-2019 9:22am

Receiving spam text from 57977. It says 'Send STOP to 57977'. So I type 'STOP' and get a response 'This will result in charges'. How are these people allowed to get away with this? (And, no, I've never signed up to them or heard of them).

Just going by previous Boards' posts, it seems like all the complaints to Comreg in the world are having no impact on the actions of this company, Red 27 Mobile.

New Home · 20-03-2019 9:26am

Would you be able to just block their number? I know it's not the same thing, but it'd be a start. But I agree, it's red mist inducing.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 20-03-2019 9:37am

People nowadays having the need or wanting to go viral. All these stupid fuking dances, challenges, doing something really nice for someone yeah but making sure there's a fuking camera plonked front and centre to record it and spread it on tinternet.

Absolute simpletons.

Yes it really annoys me.

20-03-2019 9:48am

New Home wrote: »

Would you be able to just block their number? I know it's not the same thing, but it'd be a start. But I agree, it's red mist inducing.

OK. Just blocked my first number ever. I'd love to know how they are getting my private number because I've never played games or entered competitions with it.

New Home · 20-03-2019 9:55am

I've heard of a few people recently getting their phone hacked - I wonder, would this crowd have done the same, maybe through open/unprotected wi-fi access? Or maybe they (illegally) add a range of numbers to their list as targets.

I'd startby removing all wi-fi "suppliers" from the list on your phone, except for your own. I know it might be late for them, but it might prevent other "surprises".

eviltwin · 20-03-2019 10:09am

Dublin Bus "real time" information. My bus has been 9 minutes away for the past 5.

NewbridgeIR · 20-03-2019 3:07pm

dubstarr wrote: »

Restaurants that dont acknowledge your email when you are looking for a booking.
My son emailed a place on Friday for 10 of us.Didnt get back to him till yesterday,the day we wanted to go.

We went on the off chance they could seat us.And we said it to the woman greeting us and she said it was mad busy.Well thats not my problem.Dont have a system if you are not going to use it.

Anyway all the spiel,they where fully booked.Told us to go back in a few minutes,so we did.And the big table had only been given away.Which is funny as they saidmit was reserved but this group just walked in.

Split us up which we didnt want but we where starving.And to be fair the food was lovely,our server was great.Its just a pity about the booking system

Sorry for the essay��

You're right to highlight this.
This sort of flaky behaviour really bugs me.

Ariadne · 20-03-2019 3:16pm

I have an infection of my nailbed with pseudomonas. That pesky bacteria that loads of people with CF have in their lungs but thankfully I've managed to avoid it this far. I do have MRSA in my lungs and now I'm paranoid that the pseudomonas has made a nice little home for itself in there too

dubstarr · 20-03-2019 4:20pm

People who put up cryptic FB posts.Just put it all up or nothing at all.Im dying to know but dont know her well enough to ask:D:D

Dial Hard · 20-03-2019 5:00pm

Deleted User wrote: »

OK. Just blocked my first number ever. I'd love to know how they are getting my private number because I've never played games or entered competitions with it.

They didn't necessarily get it from anywhere, they just pick number ranges they know are active.

Deja Boo · 20-03-2019 7:20pm

Feeling like a slug is such a ta right about now.

CrowdedHouse · 20-03-2019 7:41pm

International Day of Happiness

and on a Wednesday too :P

They must be stuck for 'days of' :P

RMAOK · 20-03-2019 7:45pm

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

International Day of Happiness and on a Wednesday too

You'd have thought it would be on a Friday

New Home · 20-03-2019 7:47pm

Maybe it's a happy day for people who work shifts and seldom get weekends off...

CrowdedHouse · 20-03-2019 7:48pm

New Home wrote: »

Maybe it's a happy day for people who work shifts and seldom get weekends off...

I'll ask Gremlinertia - last heard of heading to a bar...so maybe

Widdershins · 20-03-2019 8:50pm

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

People nowadays having the need or wanting to go viral. All these stupid fuking dances, challenges, doing something really nice for someone yeah but making sure there's a fuking camera plonked front and centre to record it and spread it on tinternet.

Absolute simpletons.

Yes it really annoys me.

And filming people in difficult , embarrassing , or private moments.

Harleen Quinzel · 20-03-2019 8:51pm

Recently, drinking any kind of carbonated drink seems to give me the hiccups nearly immediately. Strange and rather annoying

NIMAN · 20-03-2019 11:49pm

How much faith (pardon the pun) that people put in an imaginary 'god' so often.

He gets touted around all the time.

Over the last few days I have heard that he might help the parents of the kids from Tyrone killed in a crush, the kids of the woman who drowned on a hen night, and the people of Mozambique.

Will he f#+k. He has never helped needy people in situations like this before.

Mike Oxlong · 21-03-2019 12:08am

NIMAN wrote: »

How much faith (pardon the pun) that people put in an imaginary 'god' so often.

He gets touted around all the time.

Over the last few days I have heard that he might help the parents of the kids from Tyrone killed in a crush, the kids of the woman who drowned on a hen night, and the people of Mozambique.

Will he f#+k. He has never helped needy people in situations like this before.

Didn't do much for either side of the religious divide in the north either

NIMAN · 21-03-2019 12:09am

Mike Oxlong wrote: »

Didn't do much for either side of the religious divide in the north either

He didn't. True.

In fact, he hasn't done much for anyone, anywhere. It's almost like he doesn't exist.

NIMAN · 21-03-2019 12:12am

Many people cope without hoping an imaginary man in the clouds will help them to.

Kitty6277 · 21-03-2019 12:52am

I (somehow) have a papercut on my finger and it’s really itchy! :eek:

RMAOK · 21-03-2019 12:53am

People parking so close to you in a car park that it makes it difficult for you to get out of your car. :mad:

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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