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Stegosaurus, you ****s

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  • 17-04-2011 11:47pm
    #1
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭


    stegosaurus.gif

    It's all up in your area
    Dissin your mothers
    Eatin your flower pots
    Playin its dirty dnb mixtapes at 4am
    after drinkin a naggin of Tesco vodka and half a slab of cheap cider
    It probably smokes hash too
    and rides some skanky pyjama bottoms-wearing female stegosaurus
    and drives that hatchback with no hubcaps that
    you always see parked across the road and
    think to yourself
    "Who the **** owns that..?"
    well its here
    and its real
    It mocks your social patterns and belittles your career ambitions
    It stands for everything you hate


    The question is
    What are you gonna do about it?


    (Its stronger than you too,
    its a ****ing dinosaur ffs.)

    Who to call? 5 votes

    Jeff Goldblum
    0%
    Jeff Globdum
    20%
    skooterblue 1 vote
    Jelf Godbum
    60%
    KnifeWRENCHSquarewavekupus 3 votes
    Gel Coldbum
    20%
    Shiminay 1 vote


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    #2
    Sarky
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    Jeff Goldblum will defeat them by using his Mac to upload a virus onto the motherstegosaurus while Will Smith is battling the babies and being all like AW HEELL NAW


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    #3
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Never mind them...

    KsGRq.jpg


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    #4
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I have a Just Dance poster on my wall

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    #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Um... good for you?


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    #6
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Jelf Godbum
    I think dinosaurs in general have overstayed their welcome by about, say, 65 million years. So, with this in mind I plan to travel back in time 65 million years ago and kill all dinosaurs forever. I have contacted Jeff Goldblum and he has agreed to accompany me if I provide him with a bag of tangy cheese Doritos and a 2 litre bottle of Coca-Cola. He also expressed an interest in travelling to 1940s Germany and stealing a Panzer division.


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    #7
    Squarewave
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    Jelf Godbum
    *Steps out of time machine*

    <_<

    >_>

    ..no dinosaurs...

    IT WORKED!


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    #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Good job. We can always count on you to keep our future children safe from hungry giant carnivorous lizards.


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    #9
    Squarewave
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    Jelf Godbum
    We can all overlook the fact that Jeff Goldblum now terrorizes the world with his own army of tanks, right?

    ...

    Right..?


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    #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Of course. Unless his acting career dies down and he has too much time on his hands.


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    #11
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Jelf Godbum
    As long as there are things to be killed with viruses to their motherships, he'll be kept busy..


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    #12
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    much of the earths plant energy is consumed by fungi
    they appeared approximately as the same time as animal life
    and have comprised a separate kingdom since


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    #13
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I am one with the stegosaurs. They shall not harm you squarewave.


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    Paddy The Pirate
    Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭Paddy The Pirate


    36258-stegosaurus.jpegIIts not The adults you have to worry about, the kids eat your toes one by one, with marshmallws, but only with Tom Cruise, Asian food yeS?


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    #15
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Jelf Godbum
    Fagosaurus! wrote: »
    I am one with the stegosaurs. They shall not harm you squarewave.

    :eek:
    You're one of them!


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Squegosarus wrote: »
    :eek:
    You're one of them!

    so are YOU!!!! You lying liar. Did you think I couldn't recognise one of my own? Come to me brother.


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    #17
    Matt Holck
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    I heard they had a second brain in there hips


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    KnifeWRENCH
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    Jelf Godbum
    I'll steg YOUR saurus.

    high_five.gif


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    I'll steg YOUR saurus.

    You.
    SO.
    Funny.

    bender-applause.jpg


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    #20
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-da4RM6m0kc


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    KnifeWRENCH
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    Jelf Godbum
    sNarah wrote: »
    You.
    SO.
    Funny.

    I'll you YOUR so funny!

    (Wittier than Oscar Wilde, I am)


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    #22
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    I'll you YOUR so funny!

    (Wittier than Oscar Wilde, I am)

    I reckon you're also GHEYer.


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    #23
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    pfft
    He's from the Victorian age
    Symphony In Yellow
    An omnibus across the bridge
    Crawls like a yellow butterfly,
    And, here and there a passer-by
    Shows like a little restless midge.

    Big barges full of yellow hay
    Are moored against the shadowy wharf,
    And, like a yellow silken scarf,
    The thick fog hangs along the quay.

    The yellow leaves begin to fade
    And flutter from the temple elms,
    And at my feet the pale green Thames
    Lies like a rod of rippled jade.
    http://oldpoetry.com/opoem/10525-Oscar-Wilde-Symphony-In-Yellow

    The references to the stegosaurus are numerous
    ofcourse this was the age of Entendre

    rippled yellow leaves
    An omnibus across the bridge
    on Big Barges eating hay

    The Rome Republic is a puppet


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    #24
    Fago!
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    Matt Holck wrote: »

    rippled yellow leaves

    Hehehehehe kinda sounds like nipple


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    #25
    Storminateacup
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    Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

    omg how weird are their little hands??


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    #26
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Jelf Godbum
    He's angry cos he's tryin to give a reach around fnar fnar


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    #27
    Storminateacup
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    his arms look like nipples kind of..


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    #28
    Sarky
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    Have you been watching Species?


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    #29
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    T-Rex make the following sound

    splish splash splish splash



    true story like


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    #30
    Storminateacup
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    it beats that awful clapping noise.


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    #31
    sNarah
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    Very hard for them too, that clapping affair. Sort of like us licking our eyeballs. Exhausting I tell you.


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