Stegosaurus, you ****s

Squarewave

It's all up in your area
Dissin your mothers
Eatin your flower pots
Playin its dirty dnb mixtapes at 4am
after drinkin a naggin of Tesco vodka and half a slab of cheap cider
It probably smokes hash too
and rides some skanky pyjama bottoms-wearing female stegosaurus
and drives that hatchback with no hubcaps that
you always see parked across the road and
think to yourself
"Who the **** owns that..?"
well its here
and its real
It mocks your social patterns and belittles your career ambitions
It stands for everything you hate


The question is
What are you gonna do about it?


(Its stronger than you too,
its a ****ing dinosaur ffs.)

Sarky

Jeff Goldblum will defeat them by using his Mac to upload a virus onto the motherstegosaurus while Will Smith is battling the babies and being all like AW HEELL NAW

sNarah

Never mind them...

Matt Holck

I have a Just Dance poster on my wall

Sarky

Um... good for you?

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

I think dinosaurs in general have overstayed their welcome by about, say, 65 million years. So, with this in mind I plan to travel back in time 65 million years ago and kill all dinosaurs forever. I have contacted Jeff Goldblum and he has agreed to accompany me if I provide him with a bag of tangy cheese Doritos and a 2 litre bottle of Coca-Cola. He also expressed an interest in travelling to 1940s Germany and stealing a Panzer division.

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

*Steps out of time machine*

<_<

>_>

..no dinosaurs...

IT WORKED!

Sarky

Good job. We can always count on you to keep our future children safe from hungry giant carnivorous lizards.

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

We can all overlook the fact that Jeff Goldblum now terrorizes the world with his own army of tanks, right?

...

Right..?

Sarky

Of course. Unless his acting career dies down and he has too much time on his hands.

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

As long as there are things to be killed with viruses to their motherships, he'll be kept busy..

Matt Holck

much of the earths plant energy is consumed by fungi
they appeared approximately as the same time as animal life
and have comprised a separate kingdom since

Fago!

I am one with the stegosaurs. They shall not harm you squarewave.

Paddy The Pirate

IIts not The adults you have to worry about, the kids eat your toes one by one, with marshmallws, but only with Tom Cruise, Asian food yeS?

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

Fagosaurus! wrote: »

I am one with the stegosaurs. They shall not harm you squarewave.

:eek:
You're one of them!

Fago!

Squegosarus wrote: »

:eek:
You're one of them!

so are YOU!!!! You lying liar. Did you think I couldn't recognise one of my own? Come to me brother.

Matt Holck

I heard they had a second brain in there hips

KnifeWRENCH

Jelf Godbum

I'll steg YOUR saurus.

sNarah

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

I'll steg YOUR saurus.

You.
SO.
Funny.

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-da4RM6m0kc

KnifeWRENCH

Jelf Godbum

sNarah wrote: »

You.
SO.
Funny.

I'll you YOUR so funny!

(Wittier than Oscar Wilde, I am)

sNarah

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

I'll you YOUR so funny!

(Wittier than Oscar Wilde, I am)

I reckon you're also GHEYer.

Matt Holck

pfft
He's from the Victorian age

Symphony In Yellow
An omnibus across the bridge
Crawls like a yellow butterfly,
And, here and there a passer-by
Shows like a little restless midge.

Big barges full of yellow hay
Are moored against the shadowy wharf,
And, like a yellow silken scarf,
The thick fog hangs along the quay.

The yellow leaves begin to fade
And flutter from the temple elms,
And at my feet the pale green Thames
Lies like a rod of rippled jade.

http://oldpoetry.com/opoem/10525-Oscar-Wilde-Symphony-In-Yellow

The references to the stegosaurus are numerous
ofcourse this was the age of Entendre

rippled yellow leaves
An omnibus across the bridge
on Big Barges eating hay

The Rome Republic is a puppet

Fago!

Matt Holck wrote: »

rippled yellow leaves

Hehehehehe kinda sounds like nipple

Storminateacup

omg how weird are their little hands??

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

He's angry cos he's tryin to give a reach around fnar fnar

Storminateacup

his arms look like nipples kind of..

Sarky

Have you been watching Species?

sNarah

T-Rex make the following sound

splish splash splish splash



true story like

Storminateacup

it beats that awful clapping noise.

sNarah

Very hard for them too, that clapping affair. Sort of like us licking our eyeballs. Exhausting I tell you.

Sarky

It does wonders for reducing wind resistance, though.

sNarah

When T-Rex falls, he dies. They can't get up anymore you see.

I learned this in a museum in London this week so it *must* be true. So is the splish splash bit although the museum forgot to put that on the T-Rex display chart.

Storminateacup

wishes youtube had been around back in the day.

sNarah

SO when under attack from T-Rex, being all crazy and scary and sarky and splish splashy like, find yourself a MASSIVE tree trunk and make it topple.

Easy as.

Squarewave

Jelf Godbum

Or just tie its shoelaces together.

Matt Holck

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/dinoclassification/Ornithischian.html