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Where did I leave my keys?

  • 18-01-2021 4:34pm
    #1
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Has anyone seen them?


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  • #2
    Kyleigh Tinkling Historian
    Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Kyleigh Tinkling Historian


    In your front door.


  • #3
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,826 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    laundry basket


  • #4
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Down by the docks.


  • #5
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Your keys are now in my possession :pac:


  • #6
    djr15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭djr15


    YOU NEVER HAD KEYS


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  • #7
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,704 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    If they're not in the front door, they're in the fridge.


  • #8
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,568 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx




  • #9
    Smee_Again
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭Smee_Again


    I don’t know but they’re always in the last place you look so go look there.


  • #10
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The carnations are early this year.


  • #11
    MIRMIR82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭MIRMIR82


    On the floor in your car. You're welcome.:D


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  • #12
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    Say a prayer to St. Anthony. That means that whenever you find your keys (wherever you fucking left them), you can attribute this to magic.


  • #13
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,766 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Where did I leave the remote?


  • #14
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,568 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    .anon. wrote: »
    Say a prayer to St. Anthony. That means that whenever you find your keys (wherever you fucking left them), you can attribute this to magic.

    And put money in a box to him. !


  • #15
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Same place you put them down ;) seriously go look


  • #16
    nelly17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    try the black hole between the handbrake and the seat, I once found an Iguana in there


  • #17
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Boogie man has them....


  • #18
    lucalux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭lucalux


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    If they're not in the front door, they're in the fridge.

    From personal experience, this is 100% the answer.


  • #19
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    How are they in they fridge?! They’re in the bin


  • #20
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Kimbot wrote:
    Your keys are now in my possession
    punisher5112 wrote:
    Boogie man has them....

    Yep, you're right.

    :eek:


  • #21
    ghogie91
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    Down the back of the couch, beside mine, which I paid 200 quid to replace


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  • #22
    Nigel Fairservice
    Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,290 Mod ✭✭✭✭Nigel Fairservice


    I got a Tile bluetooth tracker for my keys a year or two ago and haven't mislaid them since. Losing them used to be a semi regular occurance!


  • #23
    gogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    Try the front pocket of your hoodie... try it before you spend three hours searching for them with a newborn baby and then call a lock smith to go break into your house at a cost of €100 on Christmas Eve..... legit true story :-/


  • #24
    vurstflavor
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 46 ✭vurstflavor


    Retrace your steps
    It always works for me


  • #25
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Is this the wife......?

    She has no set place for anything, regularly loses phone, keys and pretty much anything of mine then says sure I don't know I didn't move it or see it.... Eh yeah you did you are the one that moved it....


  • #26
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Your Face wrote: »
    The carnations are early this year.
    Good comrade. Proceed to operational stage 2


  • #27
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I once lost the keys to the office i was working in ....so when i stopped working there ...and i had to give back the keys ...i had to get my mate to give me hers ..so i could have a copy made ....to hand back ...so i didn't have to tell the guy i lost the keys.

    Im such a good employee!


  • #28
    rtron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭rtron


    They're always in the last place you look.


  • #29
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,306 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    In the washing Machine getting cleaned lol.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • #30
    rtron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭rtron


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Is this the wife......?

    She has no set place for anything, regularly loses phone, keys and pretty much anything of mine then says sure I don't know I didn't move it or see it.... Eh yeah you did you are the one that moved it....

    By any chance is she always sitting on the remote after spending close to an hour looking for it?
    I have that problem...


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  • #31
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭Archeron


    nelly17 wrote: »
    try the black hole between the handbrake and the seat, I once found an Iguana in there

    You found an Iguana in the OP's car? Maybe the Iguana ate the keys.


  • #32
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I hung them on your oul one last night.


  • #33
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Archeron wrote: »
    You found an Iguana in the OP's car? Maybe the Iguana ate the keys.
    I'm goanna go with this.


  • #34
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    rtron wrote: »
    By any chance is she always sitting on the remote after spending close to an hour looking for it?
    I have that problem...

    That has happened, also the remote has been found anywhere but the room it's needed in....

    Milk in the microwave is another and wine in the washing machine


  • #35
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Where did I leave my keys?

    You are in prison you have no keys :pac:


  • #36
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    stoneill wrote: »
    Has anyone seen them?

    Is my face red?


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    In your jacket pocket


  • #38
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Found them. They were in the shed.


  • #39
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,507 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    stoneill wrote: »
    Found them. They were in the shed.

    In that case blame the wife, told you she'd have them.


  • #40
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    stoneill wrote: »
    Found them. They were in the shed.

    That’s where I left them. After I took a sh1t in your bed and Cleveland Steamered it all over the f*ckin thing.


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