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Where did I leave my keys?

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  • 18-01-2021 4:34pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭


    Has anyone seen them?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    In your front door.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    laundry basket


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,070 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Down by the docks.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,442 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Your keys are now in my possession :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭djr15


    YOU NEVER HAD KEYS


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,458 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    If they're not in the front door, they're in the fridge.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,384 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭Smee_Again


    I don’t know but they’re always in the last place you look so go look there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The carnations are early this year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 658 ✭✭✭MIRMIR82


    On the floor in your car. You're welcome.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    Say a prayer to St. Anthony. That means that whenever you find your keys (wherever you fucking left them), you can attribute this to magic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Where did I leave the remote?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,384 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    .anon. wrote: »
    Say a prayer to St. Anthony. That means that whenever you find your keys (wherever you fucking left them), you can attribute this to magic.

    And put money in a box to him. !


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Same place you put them down ;) seriously go look


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    try the black hole between the handbrake and the seat, I once found an Iguana in there


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Boogie man has them....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭lucalux


    If they're not in the front door, they're in the fridge.

    From personal experience, this is 100% the answer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    How are they in they fridge?! They’re in the bin


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Kimbot wrote:
    Your keys are now in my possession
    Boogie man has them....

    Yep, you're right.

    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    Down the back of the couch, beside mine, which I paid 200 quid to replace


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  • Registered Users, Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,178 Mod ✭✭✭✭Nigel Fairservice


    I got a Tile bluetooth tracker for my keys a year or two ago and haven't mislaid them since. Losing them used to be a semi regular occurance!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    Try the front pocket of your hoodie... try it before you spend three hours searching for them with a newborn baby and then call a lock smith to go break into your house at a cost of €100 on Christmas Eve..... legit true story :-/


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 46 vurstflavor


    Retrace your steps
    It always works for me


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Is this the wife......?

    She has no set place for anything, regularly loses phone, keys and pretty much anything of mine then says sure I don't know I didn't move it or see it.... Eh yeah you did you are the one that moved it....


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Your Face wrote: »
    The carnations are early this year.
    Good comrade. Proceed to operational stage 2


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I once lost the keys to the office i was working in ....so when i stopped working there ...and i had to give back the keys ...i had to get my mate to give me hers ..so i could have a copy made ....to hand back ...so i didn't have to tell the guy i lost the keys.

    Im such a good employee!


  • Registered Users Posts: 637 ✭✭✭rtron


    They're always in the last place you look.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,588 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    In the washing Machine getting cleaned lol.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Registered Users Posts: 637 ✭✭✭rtron


    Is this the wife......?

    She has no set place for anything, regularly loses phone, keys and pretty much anything of mine then says sure I don't know I didn't move it or see it.... Eh yeah you did you are the one that moved it....

    By any chance is she always sitting on the remote after spending close to an hour looking for it?
    I have that problem...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,178 ✭✭✭Archeron


    nelly17 wrote: »
    try the black hole between the handbrake and the seat, I once found an Iguana in there

    You found an Iguana in the OP's car? Maybe the Iguana ate the keys.


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