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There's a rat in the kitchen what am I gonna do?

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  • #52
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    farmchoice wrote: »
    i have some bad news for you you dont have one rat you have a lot of rats. one rat didn't eat your 4 trays of poison a good few did and then died and more are still there.

    you should probably sort this out as rats do spread disease and you can get weil's disease off them easily enough.

    it might be time to give rentokil a call.

    One of my family in Canada; they had a serious rat infestation, as in a horde running u the stairs.. spent a small fortune on poison, then when the y got the experts in they were told that in fact by feeding the rats they were attracting them more and more. So the news was spreading; go there for food...

    One house I rented, a mouse ran across my pillow one night! The landlord was very impressed that we sorted it, my pets and I. I finally rescued the mouse from the terrier who was tormenting it, and put it outside, telling it to spread the news that WE HAVE CATS AND A DOG!


  • #53
    Lauren3142
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭Lauren3142


    kill him with a green bucket its what i did

    best thread ever :L


  • #54
    Lauren3142
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭Lauren3142


    There was another rat i put poision down for it worked but he died in the walls and the stench of him for weeks was actually inhumane


  • #55
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Glenster wrote: »
    Your boyfriend and the rat are having an affair.

    A love rat.

    Don't kill it whatever you do..they're sacred in India..or is that pigs? ..or cows?


  • #56
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Watch this documentary http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/ and enjoy tasty meals everyday afterwards with your new personal chef.


  • #57
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Lauren3142 wrote: »
    There was another rat i put poision down for it worked but he died in the walls and the stench of him for weeks was actually inhumane

    It's a smell that cannot be unsmelt.

    I dont know why I keep reading this thread. Rats freak me out. Reading this thread is like personal immolation.


  • #58
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,972 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Recommendations for Cruel treatment are not allowed on this thread so understand carefully what I am saying.

    Balance the rat on the head of a Golf Club and move him 300 yards away. Do you understand? You use the golf club to transport the rat a distance of about 300 yards from where you currently are.

    Golf club, rat, 300 yards, problem gone. Is that understood? No cruel treatment here. :)


  • #59
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Our neighbours farm used to and probably still does have plenty of rats, and we had plenty of cats. Dead rat on our doorstep was a regular occurrence.

    Never use poison to kill a rat, not pleasant way to die and will more then likely die somewhere you can't get to and smell the place up.


  • #60
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Well he is gone and so is the poison....


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  • #61
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Witchie wrote: »
    Well he is gone and so is the poison....

    Not only a rat but a thieving rat!


  • #62
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Call Paulie Walnuts.


  • #63
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Call him Pete Sampras....


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