Asking a girl out in a mad way

bazza1 · 09-03-2017 12:19pm

She's on honeymoon!

treble1999 · 09-03-2017 12:31pm

Since the Luas run every 3-5 minutes in the morning is this not just a case of she is probably on a different one. I get the Luas every morning, not a chance I would be on the exact same one at the exact same time every day

Laois_Man · 09-03-2017 1:31pm

Dude, forget the note. Just get off the Luas at the same stop as her and walk her to wherever she's going and have a chat. It'll make you late for work but feck it! After 20 seconds, you'll know if you should ask her out.

I'm so glad I'm out of all this bull5hitology!

Rubberchikken · 09-03-2017 4:47pm

i came on to see if anything had happened:) the suspense is killing

legrand · 09-03-2017 4:59pm

Instead of note (if you can't pluck up courage to simply talk to her) you could print out this entire thread and give it to her.
Destiny awaits... as do hundreds of followers!!

sunny2004 · 09-03-2017 5:08pm

what about a rubber stamp with your number on it ?

if she looks at you oddly you can then rubber stamp everyone as you get off !!

DaeryssaOne · 09-03-2017 5:34pm

sunny2004 wrote: »

what about a rubber stamp with your number on it ?

if she looks at you oddly you can then rubber stamp everyone as you get off !!

What exactly are you suggesting he do on the Luas here?

clintondaly · 09-03-2017 8:18pm

Sit or stand opposite next time,have a book and have your number clearly written on the cover on a white sticker or something,If shes curious or intrigued she may just text it,at the end of the day you have then made no weird advances.

Failing that buy a hat with a neon sign and have your number flashing on it like this

She could only love you for it

ToddyDoody · 09-03-2017 8:56pm

Would you not just get the ticket inspector to ask her for you?

09-03-2017 9:40pm

Desoh wrote: »

Dam I have yet to see her on the Luas since I put up this post, I have the note in my hand but there's no sign of her. Il just have to wait, very frustrating sorry folks!

There's only so long you can keep us in suspenders!

I'll cross my fingers for tomorrow so, but I'm not sure I can sustain this level of investment until Monday if she's AWOL again!

Tell me how · 09-03-2017 9:58pm

Candie wrote: »

There's only so long you can keep us in suspenders!
QUOTE]

:eek: Are you the girl on the Luas? Can see why the OP is interested.

SEPT 23 1989 · 09-03-2017 10:22pm

He probably tried something fancy and got a terrible stabbing

Red line

Desoh · 10-03-2017 9:18pm

I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far!

10-03-2017 9:24pm

Desoh wrote: »

I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far!

This simply won't do, Desoh.

I'm not sure I can maintain this level of interest until Monday. Very disappointed indeed!

*sorry you didn't get your chance yet.

JackTaylorFan · 10-03-2017 9:28pm

Desoh wrote: »

I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far!

Yeah... she's in his basement... and this whole thread is now just a rouse to throw us all off the scent

neonsofa · 10-03-2017 9:32pm

Candie wrote: »

This simply won't do, Desoh.

I'm not sure I can maintain this level of interest until Monday. Very disappointed indeed!

*sorry you didn't get your chance yet.

Candie, I'm rooting for you. I really want this to work out for you. Keep your chin up and best of luck!

10-03-2017 9:35pm

neonsofa wrote: »

Candie, I'm rooting for you. I really want this to work out for you. Keep your chin up and best of luck!

It's been a challenge this far, but with your support and encouragement I think I'll make it til Monday. Thanks Neonsofa, you're a pal.

BBDBB · 10-03-2017 10:00pm

This thread could be turning into a hostage negotiation when he does spot her

sunny2004 · 11-03-2017 8:23am

Do you know either the stop she gets on or the stop she gets off ??

If you know either then wait at the stop.

Then again, this is starting to border on stalking lol

uck51js9zml2yt · 11-03-2017 9:50am

What not just make up a conclusion to the story...Keep us all happy

BBDBB · 11-03-2017 10:41am

And they all lived happily ever after

Sam Kade · 11-03-2017 9:31pm

Laois_Man wrote: »

Dude, forget the note. Just get off the Luas at the same stop as her and walk her to wherever she's going and have a chat. It'll make you late for work but feck it! After 20 seconds, you'll know if you should ask her out.

I'm so glad I'm out of all this bull5hitology!

Since when do Laois men say dude :rolleyes: Go home Yank

Grandeeod · 11-03-2017 9:33pm

Close the fooking thread now.

11-03-2017 10:10pm

Deleted User wrote: »

"I want your torso in my freezer".

You did say a mad way...

Well, did you take my advice?

Are you only allowed one call from custody?

archer22 · 11-03-2017 10:39pm

Its difficult for the OP to give her his note, as the terms of his bail is that he never comes within 200 metres of this Girl again.

Bigus · 11-03-2017 10:43pm

Desoh wrote: »

I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far!

She's obviously a boardsie and read this thread in dread, and is cycling to work now.

OldGoat · 13-03-2017 10:12am

I think it's time for Boards to rally around and show our support for Desoh, ultimately, ourselves. Lets kickstart the Facebook campaign by all changing our profile pictures to something cutting and telling yet humorous, an image that sums up all our hopes and aspirations for Desoh and his plight.
"Read the note, Get the message"

Furthermore, on Thursday, each of us who gets public transport should hand out notes to randomers as a sign of our support and encouragement - perhaps with lapel pins too.

I'm Sparticus Desoh!

All donations and fundraising contributions care of OldGoat Enterprises Inc Ltd (Offshore). First six donations win a free* "Desohs note" teatowel.

*Might not be true

Tell me how · 13-03-2017 10:40am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This really needs a "Je suis Desoh" t-shirt. It's only a real movement if there's a t-shirt.

OldGoat · 13-03-2017 11:04am

One for the ladies t-shirt.
"I got Desohs note"

Desoh Merch Plc., a subsidiary of OldGoat Enterprises Inc Ltd (Offshore)

ChippingSodbury · 13-03-2017 11:21am

Tell me how wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This really needs a "Je suis Desoh" t-shirt. It's only a real movement if there's a t-shirt.

"Jesus, Desoh!" might be more appropriate for the Irish audience...

clintondaly · 13-03-2017 12:42pm

MillField · 13-03-2017 1:30pm

take everything · 13-03-2017 1:52pm

whiskeyman wrote: »

Luas chat-up protip:

Get a florescent jacket.
Approach hot girl and ask: 'ticket and phone number please'.
If phone number is not forthcoming... say you need to issue a fine.
Proceed to say: 'Daym gurl, you is fine!!!' while giving finger guns.
Phone number should shortly follow.

You're welcome.

I'd say that would actually work.

AMKC · 14-03-2017 11:54am

Originally Posted by whiskeyman View Post
Luas chat-up protip:

Get a florescent jacket.
Approach hot girl and ask: 'ticket and phone number please'.
If phone number is not forthcoming... say you need to issue a fine.
Proceed to say: 'Daym gurl, you is fine!!!' while giving finger guns.
Phone number should shortly follow.

You're welcome.

take everything wrote: »

I'd say that would actually work.

Ye either that are the person that said it would get a slap on the face or a knee between the legs.

GerryDerpy · 14-03-2017 12:20pm

Piss in her corn flakes, when she freaks out ask her "who pissed in your corn flakes?"

Shurimgreat · 14-03-2017 12:57pm

This can end one of two ways, she is flattered and agrees, or she thinks you're a stalker.

pickarooney · 14-03-2017 1:39pm

Tell me how wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This really needs a "Je suis Desoh" t-shirt. It's only a real movement if there's a t-shirt.

Je suis Desoh laid

whiskeyman · 14-03-2017 1:41pm

pickarooney wrote: »

Je suis Desoh laid

winner!

the beer revolu · 15-03-2017 8:59am

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKmnKEjHSSk

Damn yo and all belonging to you.
Damn you all.
My life was beautiful
My life was sweet
Now I have the worst fukcing earworm ever
Damn your eyes
It silently incubated for days and came out singing this morning

And, Desoh, what the hell happened?

mahamageehad · 16-03-2017 10:32am

Bump! Desoh, what happened??? No update?

Shurimgreat · 16-03-2017 10:51am

I'm guessing the OP is now in a blissful relationship with the girl in question and has no time to update us, or his internet access was taken away as one of the restraining order terms.