Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

El Weirdo · 05-06-2020 11:17am

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

In that case why hide the name? If this gobshyte stands again the public have a right to know the crap they're spouting. They are in effect a public figure.

It's his private page. I erred on the side of caution.

Foweva Awone · 09-06-2020 8:17am

First its pasta and toilet roll then its strawberries then 5g chem trails . 6 o clock news tonight ... Ireland has ran outta paint ffs then she didn't squirt she pissed on you then were all racist then Madeleine mc cann 2020 what a strange year what next .

Samsgirl · 09-06-2020 9:18pm

Xxxx xxxxxx woit is it to do with u. OK. U go and look avdor ur on problom s OK and doint mieind doging udor people owt of it OK. People that are doing people owt of it like u are a waste of ur ma and da s cum. So go and look avdor ur owt liev OK.

Redneck Reject1971 · 09-06-2020 9:24pm

Samsgirl wrote: »

Xxxx xxxxxx woit is it to do with u. OK. U go and look avdor ur on problom s OK and doint mieind doging udor people owt of it OK. People that are doing people owt of it like u are a waste of ur ma and da s cum. So go and look avdor ur owt liev OK.

Reading that gave me a headache on top of my hangover.I'm not able,heh.

Lady Haywire · 09-06-2020 9:51pm

Samsgirl wrote: »

Xxxx xxxxxx woit is it to do with u. OK. U go and look avdor ur on problom s OK and doint mieind doging udor people owt of it OK. People that are doing people owt of it like u are a waste of ur ma and da s cum. So go and look avdor ur owt liev OK.

Brilliant. Took me far too long to translate.
Avdor.

:D

Foweva Awone · 10-06-2020 11:00am

In super value this morning getting me chicken fillet roll as ye do got to the till to pay for it and there was some little mad oul1 haveing a argument with the girl at the checkout because she wouldnt let her buy 6 box's of paracetamol.. the girl at the checkout was saying its company policy were not aloud sell you that much incase you try overdose.. the little mad oul1 kept screaming I have a ****ing box of washing powder here aswell why the **** would I put a wash on if I was gonna kill meself

as_mo_bhosca · 11-06-2020 1:44am

Redneck Reject1971 wrote: »

Reading that gave me a headache on top of my hangover.I'm not able,heh.

U OK hun? PM me. XOXO

11-06-2020 8:25am

Can all these people not spell or are they just pretending that they are illiterate ?

Philster · 16-06-2020 12:47pm

My neighbour just posted this on my TL:

Does anybody know of any petitions going to request a name change of the "White House"? That name is not given by the colour of the exterior so you know...
I tried to look it up, the one active with more signatures doesnt accept my Zip code so it must be only for American Citizens.
#blacklivesmatter

Rest of the neighbours on Whatsapp are :pac::pac::pac:

sligojoek · 16-06-2020 3:58pm

Does anybody know anybody who can take up 30 square metres of slabs and put them down again.PROPERLY...

Foweva Awone · 11-07-2020 9:16am

What is this bull**** like

Who makes this, and worse, who would actually share it?

(People on MY friends list - that's who!

)

Foweva Awone · 14-07-2020 2:06am

Firstly please don’t shame me x I work 5 nights awake x last Sunday i did a cottage pie and only asked hubby to clear the leftovers out x but too my horror yesterday I opened the oven door the damn thing still there awful smell straight away near made me boke even me thinking of it makes me sick I’ve tried everything to get the smell out x plz plz i am begging x I will do anything x thank u in advance x

secondrowgal · 14-07-2020 9:32am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Firstly please don’t shame me x I work 5 nights awake x last Sunday i did a cottage pie and only asked hubby to clear the leftovers out x but too my horror yesterday I opened the oven door the damn thing still there awful smell straight away near made me boke even me thinking of it makes me sick I’ve tried everything to get the smell out x plz plz i am begging x I will do anything x thank u in advance x

It's the "hubby" who should be ashamed. FFS - he didn't open or check the oven? Tool.

Foweva Awone · 14-07-2020 9:34am

secondrowgal wrote: »

It's the "hubby" who should be ashamed. FFS - he didn't open or check the oven? Tool.

It's the x's as punctuation that has me cringing!!

secondrowgal · 14-07-2020 9:37am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

It's the x's as punctuation that has me cringing!!

Oh I thought you put them in there for anonymity

Sorry

Although I couldn't figure out the punctuation of it, that's not really that unusual with these FB posts

aoh · 24-07-2020 9:00pm

I was wondering if anyone could help me find the three girls who brought my purse back to me I’m from *** the *** road and this evening at half 5 I left my purse on the roof of my car and it was only when I got to the garage in *** I realised it was gone it had very important stuff in it and I honestly thought it was gone until three girls arrived at my gate and handed it to my sister in law I want to thank these girls as they never said there name but said they knew me so i want to find them to thank them for there kindness use have no idea how thankful I am for bringing it back to me so please if you see this and it was you or someone knows who these girls were can use please please contact me on here thank you

Don't bother with punctuation or anything!

thesandeman · 25-07-2020 4:11am

^^
If they're not found over the weekend what's the betting it'll be featured on Liveline in Monday?

1800_Ladladlad · 25-07-2020 12:50pm

This is not Facebook but instead, twitter. This is the height of comedy and stupidity that Iv seen on the interspace machine

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These two are married to each other. It's difficult to express what a comically stupid time we live in when you scold your husband in front of an audience of billions. Is this not classed of hate. Muppet.

Foweva Awone · 26-07-2020 7:07pm

Nicole w--- smelly fishy **** the 1 thats ringing me over an arguement that has nothing to do with me im at home rearing my child something yu wouldnt no about bcuzz your off your head 24/7 and yu nver stop drinking your a real good mother altogether aint yeah,,and nicole you to play victim on facebook with your status you have up if yu didnt call my beautiful child names their wouldnt have been anything called back and yes you are a whore and a rape victim not your poor child bcuzz tbh i feel sorry fr your children that they have a mother like yu bcuzz your a disgrace tbh...Now in future when your having your arguements with ppl dont be ringing me bcuzz im not a fool fr any1 i would be a grand 1 to be licken your hole and as for my child being handicap and disformed like yu said it would suit yu better to look into the mirror at your mans face and yu would no all about handicap and disformed with your 2 rubber ugly lookn mock lips on yeah a few lip fillers isnt what yu need its a face transplant,, yu dirty smelly ugly whore and as fr ppl addin me yee can add away i wont be accepting yee i dont no yee and yee dont no what happened so if yee dont mind stop adding me

Foweva Awone · 26-07-2020 7:12pm

A child who was born with a message from God
In the audio record I can't send you it says this child was born with both hands glued when the doctor managed to take off his hands he started talking
He said Jesus was coming back soon and He started giving signs of the coming of Christ who will come to take those who believed
And told everyone to pass this messages to everyone in the world, because there is no more time, tomorrow maybe too late,
Then the child died.
A few moments after a man received this message and immediately sent out copies, his business was successful, he started getting more customers than before,
Another man got the message and called it junk mail, 8 days later he died of an unexplainable disease. This message therefore encourages repentance because the time is near, it is therefore time to return on the right path so that we may be among the saved.now you have two options, either you
share it to 5 different Facebook groups so you can be spared, or ignore it like nothing happened, I pray God help us get back on the right path and grant all our heart desires in the Lord’s name. Just now.

I Am Nobody · 26-07-2020 7:35pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

A child who was born with a message from God
In the audio record I can't send you it says this child was born with both hands glued when the doctor managed to take off his hands he started talking
He said Jesus was coming back soon and He started giving signs of the coming of Christ who will come to take those who believed
And told everyone to pass this messages to everyone in the world, because there is no more time, tomorrow maybe too late,
Then the child died.
A few moments after a man received this message and immediately sent out copies, his business was successful, he started getting more customers than before,
Another man got the message and called it junk mail, 8 days later he died of an unexplainable disease. This message therefore encourages repentance because the time is near, it is therefore time to return on the right path so that we may be among the saved.now you have two options, either you
share it to 5 different Facebook groups so you can be spared, or ignore it like nothing happened, I pray God help us get back on the right path and grant all our heart desires in the Lord’s name. Just now.

For some reason that reminded me of an acid trip I had in 1979.

Foweva Awone · 26-07-2020 10:08pm

Wedding is off girls. People must think I'm a fool for them or something, I'm a fool for no one. 3 hours texting him back and forth and all going normal, then he goes blank for 30 minutes. Then messages me back after the 30 minutes to say his phone died acting like nothing is wrong. Like I'm so PSYCHOOOOO or something.

SICK OF THE LIEEEEEESSSSS. I know for a full fact you were on a whatsapp call with another walk the road TRAMMMMPP. How did your phone die? I told you an hour beforehand that you shpuld plug in your cable and that way we could talk all night. So you probably wanted it to die. We only talked for 3 hours today and yesterday was only 5 hours, but even then you went missing for an hour in between. Who even are you anymore? It's like we're strangers with the way you're carrying on and me knowing you for a full 3 and a half days.

Don't come to me with your dry chat either calling me sweet banana, even though I am a sweet banana, just coz you're a cheater doesn't mean you were wrong about that part. Oh and also, you can call my mommy now because she knows all about you now, Dirty dickie. Couldn't keep it in your pants for another few weeks till we got married? No, why would ya. That it may fall off ya with the rot now.

Send me your passwords if you want to prove to me that you're not cheating on me. Nahhh, you won't do that coz you've too much to hide.Oh and also, it's spelled BEAUTIFUL, not PSYCHO WOMAN. read a book. Hate you.

fritzelly · 26-07-2020 10:17pm

Well rid of her!

kildare lad · 27-07-2020 12:09am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Wedding is off girls. People must think I'm a fool for them or something, I'm a fool for no one. 3 hours texting him back and forth and all going normal, then he goes blank for 30 minutes. Then messages me back after the 30 minutes to say his phone died acting like nothing is wrong. Like I'm so PSYCHOOOOO or something.

SICK OF THE LIEEEEEESSSSS. I know for a full fact you were on a whatsapp call with another walk the road TRAMMMMPP. How did your phone die? I told you an hour beforehand that you shpuld plug in your cable and that way we could talk all night. So you probably wanted it to die. We only talked for 3 hours today and yesterday was only 5 hours, but even then you went missing for an hour in between. Who even are you anymore? It's like we're strangers with the way you're carrying on and me knowing you for a full 3 and a half days.

Don't come to me with your dry chat either calling me sweet banana, even though I am a sweet banana, just coz you're a cheater doesn't mean you were wrong about that part. Oh and also, you can call my mommy now because she knows all about you now, Dirty dickie. Couldn't keep it in your pants for another few weeks till we got married? No, why would ya. That it may fall off ya with the rot now.

Send me your passwords if you want to prove to me that you're not cheating on me. Nahhh, you won't do that coz you've too much to hide.Oh and also, it's spelled BEAUTIFUL, not PSYCHO WOMAN. read a book. Hate you.

He dodged a bullet there

tea and coffee · 27-07-2020 12:27am

Hang on. They were only together 3and a half days and were getting married??

Gremlinertia · 27-07-2020 12:34am

That's a comedy account on fb, part of an ongoing fictional story, they were busking for the cost of the 'wedding' the other day

Foweva Awone · 27-07-2020 9:45am

Gremlinertia wrote: »

That's a comedy account on fb, part of an ongoing fictional story, they were busking for the cost of the 'wedding' the other day

Oh God I genuinely thought it was legit!!

My bad!!

Lady Haywire · 27-07-2020 9:48am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Oh God I genuinely thought it was legit!! My bad!!

To be fair, you previous posts were shockingly similar so it was very believable! Sad times when a parody account is so close to reality.

Gremlinertia · 27-07-2020 9:50am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Oh God I genuinely thought it was legit!! My bad!!

Honestly, I only pointed it out because this has now become believable and I thought it was worth noticing how far it's all gone.. Madness!

drake70 · 27-07-2020 4:16pm

Gremlinertia wrote: »

That's a comedy account on fb, part of an ongoing fictional story, they were busking for the cost of the 'wedding' the other day

Seeing as it's a parody can it be shared? Would love to check it out.

Thepillowman · 27-07-2020 10:34pm

Gremlinertia wrote: »

That's a comedy account on fb, part of an ongoing fictional story, they were busking for the cost of the 'wedding' the other day

Puts a whole new meaning to plugging In your cable though.

SusieBlue · 29-07-2020 1:33am

I hate when people such as adults swear around new born kids and and also kids that are 3 years of age but i think it is not fair on them they will pick it up as they grow up thats the way life is now these day with stuff on facebook

Foweva Awone · 30-07-2020 6:01pm

"Another Clear Ou On Tha By Tha Ways Friends List Guys / Gals
Aint Be Anything Bu Myself
So If Ya Still On My Page
Consider Yhurself Priveledge"

I am Priveledge!!! Lucky me!!!

fritzelly · 30-07-2020 6:07pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Another Clear Ou On Tha By Tha Ways Friends List Guys / Gals
Aint Be Anything Bu Myself
So If Ya Still On My Page
Consider Yhurself Priveledge"

I am Priveledge!!! Lucky me!!!

Infinite monkey theorem

Foweva Awone · 14-08-2020 10:14am

"I’m not one for Facebook but I’m sick yous creatures of things! *man's name* you half Mann of a thing ya actually you are a fukin man dressed as a women ffs . Don’t know what u are ya dirty scabies scabby hole ‘ on my page txtnn people’ tryna get me fighting with everyone god u need serious help ya sick dog you can talk about no one you dirt !!! Now I’m sick to death of all you fools tryna make me look bad and then when it’s put up to use are automatically disabled . ffs I’ve let use bastards cause trouble for me an my family for months yas are evil . If ya didn’t yee ya think butter wouldn’t melt poisin! The lot yee!! well not no fuk in more. Gowan now to your sugar daddy there’s a pic ther for u hope u get your lip fillers and your iPhone ya common yoke ya need more than lip fillers. and tbh fuk who ever has something to say say to me not over a screen . Enough is a fuk in enough’ pack fukin gomeys"

And then her own mother replies,

"The state of it scabie hole the call junkies dirt to look at you and ur crooked nose the dying one with the narrow back Yee look like yer on drugs ya dying 6stone weight , who the **** u tink u are hahahaha ya yoke ya you no we're we live ya yolk saying u wudnt spend 80 Euro dwn lol it only 20 you dosser that's for ur weed and tabs so keep that yeah ,, as I said less on the phone call to me plssss I beg ya you boney bastard That's if ur not dead by *girls name* lol great video she has up u calling her junkie,, you smelly big nosed tramp who taken ppl in of the streets for ur weed nd tabs don't u ever tink that you I'm afraid of you and guarantee my daughter not either so less **** on FB trying the make urself big 6stone lol and come dwn u yoke u weren't long taken **** dwn wen a cuzin of mine told ya you dying yolk , swear cant wait to see you"

Foweva Awone · 19-08-2020 9:27am

Copied from another status

FOR ALL THE CARING PARENTS OUT THERE WHOS KIDS MAYBE GOING BACK IN SEPTEMBER...
YOUS NEED TO READ THIS.

Headteacher: sorry we have had to take your child to a testing centre as they were showing symptoms of corona (that means they could have a cold, a temperature, a cough)

Parent: right so where is my child

HT: I'm sorry I cant disclose that information

P: is my child ok?

HT: I can assure you your child is in safe hands in the mean time you need to self isolate with your family for 14 days

P: No I'm coming to get my child now

HT: I'm sorry but if you arrive at the school we will have no choice but to call the police and have you removed from the premises

P: is this a joke? that is my child

HT: I'm sorry but under the new covid act we have the power to remove your child without your consent if we feel the have symptoms.

P: So when will I see my child next

HT: We will have a child service officer contact you.

Now imagine this was a call from your Childs Headteacher

I suggest every parent on my facebook gets off there arse and does some real research on the legislation of the covid act 2020 regarding the laws for children in school!!!!
They are stripping your rights as a parent.
AND NO this is not a conspiracy theory this on the GOV website. Your rights gone!!!
Wakeup, standup!!!!

#wakeup

I've seen the new legislation which were rushed through parliament while everyone was enjoying lockdown....

optogirl · 19-08-2020 10:24am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Copied from another status

FOR ALL THE CARING PARENTS OUT THERE WHOS KIDS MAYBE GOING BACK IN SEPTEMBER...
YOUS NEED TO READ THIS.

Headteacher: sorry we have had to take your child to a testing centre as they were showing symptoms of corona (that means they could have a cold, a temperature, a cough)

Parent: right so where is my child

HT: I'm sorry I cant disclose that information

P: is my child ok?

HT: I can assure you your child is in safe hands in the mean time you need to self isolate with your family for 14 days

P: No I'm coming to get my child now

HT: I'm sorry but if you arrive at the school we will have no choice but to call the police and have you removed from the premises

P: is this a joke? that is my child

HT: I'm sorry but under the new covid act we have the power to remove your child without your consent if we feel the have symptoms.

P: So when will I see my child next

HT: We will have a child service officer contact you.

Now imagine this was a call from your Childs Headteacher

I suggest every parent on my facebook gets off there arse and does some real research on the legislation of the covid act 2020 regarding the laws for children in school!!!!
They are stripping your rights as a parent.
AND NO this is not a conspiracy theory this on the GOV website. Your rights gone!!!
Wakeup, standup!!!!

#wakeup

I've seen the new legislation which were rushed through parliament while everyone was enjoying lockdown....

Scarlet for anyone sharing this

Ted_YNWA · 19-08-2020 11:03am

Probably better off removing kids from parents that are this gullible.

coolhull · 20-08-2020 6:24pm

With picture of lighted candle :

"Dear God, please put an end to the Corona virus"

Well, let's face it, we've tried everything else

Colonel Claptrap · 22-08-2020 2:45pm

Taking 2 strokes ur slagging me off wrinkles calling me scruffy cnut getting old don't no wot I went true ur slagging me goofy owl 1 getting old ur joke getting laughin at owl1 ur getting old wrinkles

Foweva Awone · 22-08-2020 8:26pm

"Looking for a tattoo artist with avaibility next week or the following for 2 possibly a third , i want one the rights good too"

One that "rights good" the irony!!

SusieBlue · 25-08-2020 8:29pm

Not really anyone has a care when making love and eloping having a child they don't care about, the healthcare staff who work tirelessly and under paid there is no room and they can cope but with numbers up again they can't cope with trying to juggle Everything.

it makes me pissed off, close yer legs wait until next year those who had kids last year and this year should wait until next year what's the rush we ain't going to die yet?

leave yer other kids grow up a bit and give our healthcare staff a break they are up the walls and run off their feet.

it's selfish of people to do this in a pandemic im not saying don't having kids but could ye all give it a rest and break but a sock on it until things get a bit better I can see a lot of home births happening cause they won't have room hospitals we've been told a few times please see doctor or south doc or get an ambulance out before going hospital

fritzelly · 25-08-2020 8:32pm

But the child benefit...

SusieBlue · 25-08-2020 9:09pm

fritzelly wrote: »

But the child benefit...

Someone is trying to explain to her that covid patients aren’t on maternity wards so it’s no extra work for midwives if women are in Irish hospitals having babies, but it’s just not being understood

Foweva Awone · 28-08-2020 7:37pm

You conspiracy theorists need to go and get a proper hobby for yourselves instead of sitting on your holes all day sharing ****e to Facebook. Protesting against wearing a piece of cloth on your face. Would ya ever stop. Most of yas should have been wearing a mask before the pandemic. Face like a stepped-on rissole. Mary doesn't know how to restart her router or login to the Facebook account that she got locked out of last year but she still thinks she has the right to lecture everyone about the dangers of 5G technology. You have lads who failed pass maths quoting R0 numbers and mortality rates. Telling us all to "wake up" and calling everyone "sheep". Grab a hold of yourself now Aidan. It used to take you 10 minutes to read a paragraph out loud in class. I am in my ****ing hole listening to you over the experts. If I gave you a multiplication sum to do you'd end up in Wexford A&E with a panic attack.

chooseusername · 28-08-2020 7:48pm

In fairness, there's a lot of sense in that.

Polar101 · 02-09-2020 12:06pm

"Perhaps

Just cautious?

There r too many hoaxtrs..
just hlp chldrn nothers fir
instance..selectv..those who won't drain
resrcs n not pose danger to the communiry"

optogirl · 02-09-2020 12:27pm

Polar101 wrote: »

"Perhaps

Just cautious?

There r too many hoaxtrs..
just hlp chldrn nothers fir
instance..selectv..those who won't drain
resrcs n not pose danger to the communiry"

Come again?

BattleCorp · 02-09-2020 12:38pm

Polar101 wrote: »

"Perhaps

Just cautious?

There r too many hoaxtrs..
just hlp chldrn nothers fir
instance..selectv..those who won't drain
resrcs n not pose danger to the communiry"

Someone typed the above mid-stroke?

Deebles McBeebles · 02-09-2020 5:15pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

You conspiracy theorists need to go and get a proper hobby for yourselves instead of sitting on your holes all day sharing ****e to Facebook. Protesting against wearing a piece of cloth on your face. Would ya ever stop. Most of yas should have been wearing a mask before the pandemic. Face like a stepped-on rissole. Mary doesn't know how to restart her router or login to the Facebook account that she got locked out of last year but she still thinks she has the right to lecture everyone about the dangers of 5G technology. You have lads who failed pass maths quoting R0 numbers and mortality rates. Telling us all to "wake up" and calling everyone "sheep". Grab a hold of yourself now Aidan. It used to take you 10 minutes to read a paragraph out loud in class. I am in my ****ing hole listening to you over the experts. If I gave you a multiplication sum to do you'd end up in Wexford A&E with a panic attack.

That's one of the best things I've read on this thread. One of the few that's not on the dumb side of the scale.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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