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    #32
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i am so smart. i am so smart. S. M. R. T. i mean S. M. A. R. T.


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    #33
    Trip Hazard
    Registered Users Posts: 382 ✭✭Trip Hazard


    Homer: LISA, Keep that racket down

    Lisa: Dad, i'm practicing

    Homer: I'll practice you

    Lisa: I'll practice you, is that some kind of treat.

    Milhouse has cooties................their called lice and their nothing to be ashamed of.

    Homer: hello, my name is Mr. Burns.

    Clerk: eh, whats your first name,

    Homer: I dont Know

    Homer: Honey can you open the window the police have daddy's prints on file.

    Forgein man with cart: CLAVECALACH

    Homer: give me one bowl

    Forgein man with cart: NO BOWL, STICK STICK...

    Homer: Got anything to drink

    Forgein man with cart: Mountain Dew or crab juice

    Homer: eeeewyyyyooooo, I'll have a crab juice.


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    #34
    mob
    Registered Users Posts: 223 ✭✭mob


    Butter up that bacon
    Bacon up that sasauge


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    #35
    Exit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Me so hungy


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    #36
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Originally posted by ubu
    Homer: 'oh, they have the internet on computers now'

    The Internet!? That thing still around?


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    #37
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Originally posted by funky penguin
    The Internet!? That thing still around?

    Rex Banner: " Okay rummy, i'm gonna tell it to you plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger soakin suds on the side?"


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    #38
    Harry2001
    Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Harry2001


    Smithers: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
    Burns: Excellent.

    [Anthony Hopkins is wheeled in restrained a la Hannibal Lecter]
    Hopkins: Excellent. [hisses]

    Burns: Next!

    [William Shatner appears, dressed as Captain Kirk]
    Shatner: Ex...cel-lent!

    Burns: Next!
    Homer: Exactly. Heh, heh...d'oh!
    Burns: Next!
    Chespirito: Exellente!
    Spielbergo: Es muy bueno.
    Burns: Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.


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    #39
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Spielbergo: Schlindler es bueno, Señor Burns es el diablo.

    --

    Rex Banner: You're out there Beer Baron, and I'm going to get you....
    Homer (off in the distance): No you wont...
    Rex Banner: ...Yes I will.
    Homer (off in the distance): Won't...


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    #40
    Kappar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Kappar


    OK we were sitting in the back of Barney's car eating packets of mustard.


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    #41
    Buck Owens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭Buck Owens


    Homer: Hey there's a NEW Mexico

    Lenny: Hey Frank, I'm Lenny, This is Carl and Homer, I'm Lenny!

    Homer: Sombody had to take the babysitter home. Then i noticed she was sitting on her (edit) HER SWEET CAN.So i grabbed(EDIT) HER SWEET CAN.(Edit) oh just thinking about her(edit) her can,her can, her can, her S-S-Sweet Can!

    Guy: Cows do'nt look like cows on screen, you gotta use Horses
    Ralph: what do you use if you want a horse
    Guy: Eh, we uually just tape a bunch of cats together.

    Marge: Homer is this how you pictured Married Life
    Homer: yea pretty much except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

    Tall Guy: do find something comical about my appearence when I am driving an automobile.

    Alien Clinton: My fellow americans, when I was young I dreamed of being a baseball, but then i realised that we must move forward not backwards,Upward not downward and always twirling, twirling towards freedom!!!:D


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    #42
    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    if a cow had the chance, he'd kill you and eveeyone you'd care about! [troy mclure voiceover on film]

    me fail english, thats unpossible![ralph]

    latex comdoms, boy id sure like to live in one of those[grandpa]

    i bent my wookie[ralph again!]

    one false move and its kablammo! oh no im out of ammo! bye!! [sung by snakes]

    im a torso [ todd]


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    #43
    flogen
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    one from todays episode:
    Lisa: Dad! that hat makes serious comments about your connection with rastafarian music
    Homer: Please, I've been safarian since before you were born.

    and

    Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
    Homer Simpson, Smiling politely

    Flogen


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    #44
    Mikill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 463 ✭✭Mikill


    Homer: What about me? You didn't thank me.
    Bart: You didn't do anything.
    Homer: But I like being thanked.

    The Episode where Homer is the conductor on the monorail
    Marge: I've brought somebody to help you.
    Homer: Is it Batman?
    Marge: It's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist?
    Marge: It's NOT Batman.

    Homer: Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson Lisa,
    never help anyone.


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    #45
    acid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭acid


    Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?

    Homer: ..............Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.





    Principal Skinner : Up yours, children!


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    #46
    Heathen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Heathen


    "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose : it's how drunk you get."


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    #47
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Look Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!


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    #48
    The Song Thrush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭The Song Thrush


    If he's so smart, then why is he dead?


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    #49
    pork99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    Originally posted by Creature
    The Homer's brain quotes are among the best imo


    Homer about to sit an exam:

    "OK brain you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's get through this together and I can get back to killing you with alcohol"


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    #50
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Ralph: hi principal skinner. hi super nintendo chalmers.


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    #51
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Originally posted by pork99
    Homer about to sit an exam:

    "OK brain you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's get through this together and I can get back to killing you with alcohol"

    Brain: "It's a deal!"


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    #52
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Bart: Dad, what's a muppet?

    Homer: Well it's not quite a mop and it's no quite a puppet, but man, hahahahahaha. To answer you're question, I don't know.


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    #53
    pork99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    "Look out Itchy! He's Irish!"


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    #54
    Zapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Zapper


    "Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Super-Nintendo Cahlmers!"

    "Oh boy, sleep! That's where i'm a viking!"


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    #55
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    *Marge touches Ralphs shoulder*
    Ralph: Ah! She's touching me in my special area!


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    #56
    mycroft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    Lisa Bart do you know what this means?!?!

    Bart Yes The dead have risen and are voting Republican!!!


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    #57
    The Song Thrush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭The Song Thrush


    "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm... now."

    "The number you have dialled can no longer be reached from this phone, you neglegant monster."


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    #58
    TheSonOfBattles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    Mr. Burns: "That's odd! The blood usually gets off at the next floor"
    ___________________________________________________

    Grandpa: "We have to kill the boy"
    Lisa: "How did you know he was a vampire Grandpa?"
    Grandpa: "He's a vampire!!! AAHHHHH!!!"
    ____________________________________________________

    Marge: "Oh NO!!! We're to late" (After seeing that the monorail is already active)
    Scientist: "I really shouldn't have stopped for that haircut"


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    #59
    segadreamcast
    Registered Users Posts: 2,872 ✭✭✭segadreamcast


    Marge: You killed Zombie Flanders!
    Homer: That was a zombie?

    Homer: It's a ring toss game...

    Homer: I guess you could say he's barking up the wrong bush - heh heh heh.
    Brain: There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody was around to hear it


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    #60
    The Real B-man
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    the episode where Bart & lisa take a test on which factors of itchy and scratchy they like by turning a Knob

    Ralph:"My Knob Taste's Funny"


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    #61
    TheSonOfBattles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    Bart: "Take him away boys"

    Chief Wiggum: "Hey, that's my line. Bake him away toys!"

    Officer Lou: "What'd you say Chief?"

    Chief Wiggum: "Just do what the boys says Lou"


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