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17-08-2012, 05:31   #31
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17-08-2012, 05:50   #32
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These puns are as enjoyable as Joaquin on broken glass.
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17-08-2012, 05:56   #33
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the tallest footballer in the league is named Crouch. not a pun more of funny observation
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apparently louis walsh told yer wan tullisa that she looks Xavi
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How should Ireland penetrate the oppositions defence?

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the tallest footballer in the league is named Crouch. not a pun more of funny observation
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This thread is un-Barry-able.
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I can't think of any, I'm Green with envy.

I'm not too Keane on this game anyway.
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no one could afford to buy Barry Venison off Southampton he was too deer.

vinny,rob and coby once tied a race between the footballers the rest were tryin to keep up wit the Jones'

zidane done his nut in when his brand new car broke down it was a Matterazzi

the first footballer ever to lose his car was Roberto Carlos

so its true that there are gay footballers out there, they like a bit of Totti

your man Hulk for Porto is so good he's incredible

jens lehmann cant save penalties for germany but Oliver Kahn

emmanuel petit is 6ft 1
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Every Friday I get my hair done and my Arshavin, take the missus to the pub but were always surrounded by Dicks, so I take her home cause I wud'nt Shearer. Just before I ride her Fanni I'll have a nice big Scheidt.
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I had a Good one but Anita get back to work so it doesn't Mata.
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Every Friday I get my hair done and my Arshavin, take the missus to the pub but were always surrounded by Dicks, so I take her home cause I wud'nt Shearer. Just before I ride her Fanni I'll have a nice big Scheidt.

Does she let you come in Sneijder?
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Went walking with my dog near Swansea's training ground. Spanish chap came over and said it's nice to Michu.
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Met a totally awesome stranger today I told him "it was lovely to Michu".

Ah crap. Your timing was Savage.
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