Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/

Football player Pun game

  • 17-08-2012 12:58AM
    #1
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭


    Providing they're not too Long.

    I Wilshere a few myself before we start. I don't have a Kalou what to say to be Frank, Jesus that was Dyer. This is no walk in the Park lads. Give it a go for Fuchs sake and don't be a bunch of Kuntz.

    In all seriousness, should be a bit of fun. Sorry if it's been Dunne before but I couldn't find anything.


«1

Comments

  • #2
    Luap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Luap


    Klose this thread.


  • #3
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Schurrle it'll be a bitta craic anyway.

    I know, I know. Bedtime


  • #4
    tvercetti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    Worst Thread Evra!!


  • #5
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,067 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Cech Kuyt De Gea ass thread


  • #6
    Luap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭Luap


    tvercetti wrote: »
    Worst Thread Evra!!

    What aload of Doni. :pac:


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    I osbourne to make Terryble threads.


  • #8
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    My favourite players are Young Bent and Keane. I also like Dicks.


  • #9
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Let's leave AH as the only forum ruined by puns.


  • #10
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Arsenal wanted to sell Van Persie and United were the first to
    RsVP.

    Kanu believe it?


  • #11
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    This thread will be the Butt of all jokes.


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Let's leave AH as the only forum ruined by puns.

    Whats wong with Puns?


  • #13
    Cruel Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    How should Ireland penetrate the oppositions defence?

    Long Cox.


  • #14
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    TheStook wrote: »
    Whats wong with Puns?

    Nothing, you're in good Kompany here.


  • #15
    rodgered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭rodgered


    **** this thread, Im off to pull my Dickov.


  • #16
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    **** thread, I'm gonna bale on this one


  • #17
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    frag420 wrote: »
    **** thread, I'm gonna bale on this one

    Don't be so feckin Krul


  • #18
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    This thread is going Vorm bad to worse.


  • #19
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    This thread is going Vorm bad to worse.

    There's no Holden back now, I'm defoe gonna do you in.


  • #20
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    People laugh when I Tello them I'm of Chinese descent. They tell me I'm Rooney.


  • #21
    TheStook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    All the byrds in the club never talk to me until I tell them I've a Goodwillie!


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,888 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    Everyone seems to be going Allen on giving this thread the Cole shoulder. Its just Terry Bale


  • #23
    Cruel Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    This thread is shitu, what a load of ballacks.


  • #24
    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,888 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    Lets all just Neymar favorite bible characters, mines Moses along with his fire Hazard of a bush and his Messi donkey(Suarez:rolleyes:)


  • #25
    massdebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    Rooney paid the granny to give him a Khizanishvili.


  • #26
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,462 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I've seen a Brazilian better threads then this.

    /thread


  • #27
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,067 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Let's leave AH as the only forum ruined by puns.

    I don't mean to sound like a compete Arsene, but that's never going to be a Wenger round here.
    The Best thing you can do is get on board and don't make a Song and dance about it


  • #28
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭larchielads


    see the new city jersey has a round neck on it,its like someone tore the Kolarov.

    when city play wit a reserve goalkeeper and get beat 5 nil will they be accused of lacking Hart

    did you hear the new man utd band play recently??? no? thats cos they have no Giggs.

    Lescott was the only player back for city when they conceded that goal. if ye ask me he coulda done wit some Kompany.

    apparently citys new mascot is a horse his name is Hi Ho Silva.


  • #29
    ForeverYoung90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭ForeverYoung90


    larchielads wrote: »
    see the new city jersey has a round neck on it,its like someone tore the Kolarov.

    when city play wit a reserve goalkeeper and get beat 5 nil will they be accused of lacking Hart

    did you hear the new man utd band play recently??? no? thats cos they have no Giggs.

    Lescott was the only player back for city when they conceded that goal. if ye ask me he coulda done wit some Kompany.

    apparently citys new mascot is a horse his name is Hi Ho Silva.
    Did ye hear the breaking news:Van Persies london home caught fire.He is said to have lost many pesonal items.Police suspect it was Arsene.


  • #30
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭larchielads


    see snoop dogg had to cancel a few concerts in italy due to him bein arrested for cannabis. he was left into rome, florence and turin but wasnt allowed Inter Milan:o


  • Advertisement
  • #31
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭larchielads


    my jokes are Savage;)


Advertisement