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What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

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  • 26-07-2011 11:37am
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    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭


    Is there anything about the opposite sex that really gets you annoyed?

    Can't live with them, can't live without them and all that!! :rolleyes:

    Which is better? 253 votes

    Boys are better than girls
    0% 1 vote
    Girls are better than boys!
    69% 175 votes
    Both equally fantastic!
    30% 77 votes
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    #2
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,812 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    How they like to piss in groups.


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    #3
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    are you ok?
    yes
    are you sure?
    yes
    ok,

    wtf is wrong with you can't you see i'm upset you never ask me how i am!!!!


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    prinz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    I get infuriated by individual people.

    I'll give one though...

    Her: What are you thinking about?

    Me: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (now thinking).......I can't remember..I wasn't thinking about anything.

    Her: How can that be? You're lying. You can't just sit there and not think about anything..

    Me: Yes I can.


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    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Quazzie wrote: »
    How they like to piss in groups.

    They don't really piss in groups, they are discussing how big/small their other half's lad is. Oh and having lesbian orgies too. True story.


    On topic: How fascinated they are about shiny trinkets, handbags, shoes and really sh!tty music.


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    #6
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Womens always want you to listen to them.

    Or something along those lines.


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    #7
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    He thinks he's always right.


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    #8
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    How they always want to be the one being cuddled while sleeping.

    DAMNIT WOMAN, HUG MY BELLY!


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    #9
    SheFiend
    Registered Users Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Both equally fantastic and annoying. Both assume the entire population of the opposite gender is exactly like the few boyfriends / girlfriends they've had, despite the fact they are well aware they keep choosing to go out with the same type of person!


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    #10
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I hate how they always expect to be the small spoon.


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    #11
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,964 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Indecision.


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    #12
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    The girls that always go for the 'bad guy' and then complain because they are being treated wrong!! :confused:


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    excaliburhc
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭excaliburhc


    that women prefer nice guys :P and that they are not interested in money / lifestyle but that love is all that matters , yeah righhhhttttttt :D


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    #14
    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I hate the way that boys are made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs' tails. I haven't been brainwashed in any way whatsoever.


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    #15
    stephen_k
    Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    Ads directed at women on TV with phrases like "for your heavier flow days" in them.... :mad:


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    #16
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Irrationality*















    *Obviously doesn't apply to all women**




















    **Just most of them


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    When they look scruffy, they aren't feeling too well.

    When we look scruffy, we're dirty bastards...


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    #18
    Emiko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    Women expecting you to understand their coded messages.

    Why not just be straight out with things?


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    #19
    Needler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    How they say they're "fine", yet you know you're going to hear all about how they're not fine when you're at home together and there's nobody else around.


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    Italia
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭Italia


    It pi$$es me off no end when I'm concentrating (or trying to) watching a movie or especially a football game and she starts talking about things which are completely irrelevant (eg: how her friend has problems yada yada yada).
    I've tried to be nice and gently point out that maybe it could wait until after the game / movie.... not a f*cking chance. Happens every bloody time. Now I just grunt or make some sound and try to ignore :(


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    #21
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

    come on have some consistancy at least


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    bronte wrote: »
    He thinks he's always right.

    He is always right. Depend on it.
    Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

    come on have some consistancy at least

    Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.


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    #23
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Kinda says it all really!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4L7M6Ree8E


    :P


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    jme2010
    Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    When a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong.

    When a woman says everything's wrong, it means EVERYthing's wrong.

    And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!


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    #25
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The fact that they won't sleep with me


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    #26
    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    They're my chips!


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    Hells Belle
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Hells Belle


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

    come on have some consistancy at least

    Are you serious? You're complaining about not being able to hit women. FFS.

    I smell virgins galore of this thread :pac:


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    #28
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Of course i dont want to go to a Musical.


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    #29
    Italia
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭Italia


    maybe its because you're fugly and have no cash? If you've loads of cash, you can look like the hunchback of Notredame and you'll get more p*$$y than you can ever handle

    OR....

    Because you're not in touch with your femminine sensitive side??
    brummytom wrote: »
    The fact that they won't sleep with me


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    #30
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Confab wrote: »
    Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

    What if you are a boxer?


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    #31
    Caraville
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done, but that the woman ends up being "a nag" when the man eventually does it.

    (Actually I generally find the company of men easier than the company of women, that's just one thing that bugs me about men).


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