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Has anyone ever witness a guy looking up porn and jerking off in a cyber cafe?

  • 26-09-2011 10:53pm
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?


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  • #2
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Next time don't watch porn and you'll be grand ;)


  • #3
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    learn to like it.


  • #4
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    They are, same as what you paid. That's how internet cafes work.


  • #5
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    No. But I don't look up that sort of stuff.


  • #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    You are that man, aren't you?


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Op, Shouldn't use a mirror then....:D


  • #8
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Does looking at yourself on the webcam count?


  • #9
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    In Webworkhouse like 12 years ago. Having a Gaming session with some friends upstairs, and we noticed this creepy guy making some weird noises in the corner.

    We dared one of the lads to wander past him and see what he was doing, and he was sitting there, with his langer hanging out of his pants, jerking off to bestiality porn.

    Like 10 minutes later the Gardai showed up, no idea what happened to him after that.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They might have been after a Neurofen or two ;)


  • #11
    RHunce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    Sorry lad, cleaned the keyboard after myself though.


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  • #12
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Knocking shop slash Cyber Cafe,entrepreneurship evolving at it's best!


  • #13
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    How are they not charged with this?


    How much does fapping to porn in an internet cafe usually cost. Ive never seen it on the price list before. Ive been getting away without paying for years!!!


  • #14
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    landsleaving wrote: »
    They are, same as what you paid. That's how internet cafes work.


    Fappings extra. OP's right. He should have been charged more.


  • #15
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.


  • #16
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    When people flaunt things they should be at least embarrassed by - that's when it's really time to worry.


  • #17
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    There are times when it's best not to look someone in the eye......:pac:


  • #18
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    Did you watch all the way to the happy ending?


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Never saw that but I once sat next to a dude looking up escort sites and phoning to arrange a meet up with one.


  • #20
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Pfft cant he just fap outside the old folks home like the rest of us normal people?


  • #21
    Plowman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Plowman


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Emerie Famous Slum wrote: »
    Never saw that but I once sat next to a dude looking up escort sites and phoning to arrange a meet up with one.

    You said you'd keep that a secret :mad:


  • #23
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.
    Your own computer's keyboard is probably just as bad as an average library/CC computer (unless you have a chiclet keyboard or w/e, which I assume aren't as bad)


  • #24
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    You said you'd keep that a secret :mad:

    I did, nobody knows you're an escort.


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    Was it that exciting for you?


  • #26
    ringadingding
    Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Voyeurdublindude69


  • #27
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Maybe internet cafes should just invest in those curtains you get like in photobooths. Have a designated **** section :cool: :eek:


  • #28
    Hayte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭Hayte


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.

    The keyboard is probably clean. I mean one of the guy's hands is on the mouse, furiously knocking down pop up ads and the other one is wrapped around his errr...


  • #29
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    Maybe internet cafes should just invest in those curtains you get like in photobooths. Have a designated **** section :cool: :eek:

    I've never darkened their doors myself, but I think you've just described the back rooms of many sex shops.


  • #30
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    OP, I promise........... I was only scratching myself.. and the noises/moans were of itch relief.................


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  • #31
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    How are they not charged with this?

    Probably because you weren't positively identified.


  • #32
    geetar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 ✭✭geetar


    nice_very wrote: »
    OP, I promise........... I was only scratching myself.. and the noises/moans were of itch relief.................

    thats equally disturbing.


  • #33
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    I'm glad my trauma is so funny for all of you a holes.


  • #34
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Was the porn any good?


  • #35
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    I've never seen anyone jerking off in an internet cafe, but I saw a guy watching some fairly hardcore stuff in one in town a while back.

    The place was packed and quite a few people were whispering to each other to point out what he was watching, but the guy was totally oblivious- just sitting back as if he was in his bedroom.

    I was at an obscure angle, but I'd bet good money the perv was watching Anal Frenzy 3.


  • #36
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Was the porn any good?
    It was Thick Chicks On Dicks 2 and My Friends Are ****ing My Mom- Volume 5.


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  • #37
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Never witnessed it myself but when I was in college I had a housemate kicked out of UCD for being caught doing it in the computer labs there on more than one occasion. According to some mates that knew of him he was known as Sir Wanksalot.


  • #38
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    I'm glad my trauma is so funny for all of you a holes.
    Did you seriously expect sympathy in AH with that kind of story? :p


  • #39
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,049 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I did this in the library as a young man, around the age of 12 when the internet was starting to get 'good' and pay-sites couldn't quite yet gauge how much to give away for free. And long before anybody - let alone libraries - had a notion of how to respond to a 12 year old jerking himself off in a public library a few times a week through his pants. That and Runescape's old old predecessor, Jagex Castle. I miss the hell out of Cyber Wars, and multiboxing 3 library PCs to gang up on noob opponents online.


  • #40
    MyKeyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    Yeah I've seen someone cracking one off to porn in an internet cafe. I had no choice the tape was played as evidence at my trial!


  • #41
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    haaahahah overheal pwnz this tread you ****ing n000bs


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  • #42
    Mr. Loverman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    I hate the way porn and the internet have made **** in public a bad thing. Back in the 80's before we had Google or Facebook or Twitter we would all walk around O'Connell Street with our dole money in our pocket and our lad in our hand. Innocent days.


  • #43
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Overheal wrote: »
    I did this in the library as a young man, around the age of 12 when the internet was starting to get 'good' and pay-sites couldn't quite yet gauge how much to give away for free. And long before anybody - let alone libraries - had a notion of how to respond to a 12 year old jerking himself off in a public library a few times a week through his pants. That and Runescape's old old predecessor, Jagex Castle. I miss the hell out of Cyber Wars, and multiboxing 3 library PCs to gang up on noob opponents online.
    Sounds pretty hot.


  • #44
    thebostoncrab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,491 ✭✭✭thebostoncrab


    The computer room in my old college every night had around 4 Pakistani lads who would go in an hour before closing and watch nothing but porn. Never masterbating, just watching it as a group. I found that part odder TBH


  • #45
    Cork24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    Web works cafe in cork was well know.for it one time their were 2 guys down the back jerking off. Sick f**ks.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Used to work in a cyber cafe so, yeah, I've seen it. God, I wish I hadn't.


  • #47
    Super Sidious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭Super Sidious


    This happened before in Does Not Compute in Temple Bar, I was "sick" from school that day, and was playing CounterStrike, when I heard some banging on the desk, I looked up and saw a big fat bloke sitting across from me, moving fairly vigoursly...

    He got up and went to the toilet, and came back out adjusting himself, and proceeded to sit down for round 2... There was a girl working that day, so she wasn't going to say anything to him either... things got worse when a customer came in, and sat right beside him, and just kept looking to his right in disgust... all the while you could just hear banging on the underside of the table...

    Eventually the manager came in and barred him, made him pay for his hour though ha! Turns out he was jerking off to a naked picture of a skinny black model... very weird indeed, still see him floating around, curly hair, huge fat guy... creepy!


  • #48
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Do people still actually go to internet cafes?


  • #49
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    in a large multinational (about 1500 employees on-site) where i used to work there was an atrium area in the middle of the office where they had a cyber-cafe for employees to use unfiltered internet for personal email etc. and one of the cleaners caught an employee fapping in there at 6:30pm one evening (plenty of people still working as it was a call centre).

    he was disciplined, but a few days later he was there at 5pm at it again. there's 2 floors of desks overlooking the area, so its not like it was secluded or anything. again he was disciplined and again he was caught (at 4pm this time) a third time. i'm pretty sure they let him go after that, but you have to wonder if maybe he wanted to get caught. the thrill of the chase, so to speak.


  • #50
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    vibe666 wrote: »
    in a large multinational (about 1500 employees on-site) where i used to work there was an atrium area in the middle of the office where they had a cyber-cafe for employees to use unfiltered internet for personal email etc. and one of the cleaners caught an employee fapping in there at 6:30pm one evening (plenty of people still working as it was a call centre).

    he was disciplined, but a few days later he was there at 5pm at it again. there's 2 floors of desks overlooking the area, so its not like it was secluded or anything. again he was disciplined and again he was caught (at 4pm this time) a third time. i'm pretty sure they let him go after that, but you have to wonder if maybe he wanted to get caught. the thrill of the chase, so to speak.

    I wonder if he said he suffered from sex addiction would they be lenient on him.


  • #51
    skibbereen lad 690
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭skibbereen lad 690


    awww that is nasty chop the fecking thing off lol


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