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anndub · 07-08-2011 3:51pm

"A cure for cancer has already been discovered--a special type of genetically engineered bacteria. It was created by a doctor in North Dakota (whose name I can't reveal without putting myself at risk) on December 21, 2007. But right after his discovery, the government threatened to arrest him if he released the cure, and if something isn't done, they're going to destroy all of his research. The only way we can stop them and save everyone with cancer is to petition the government to do the right thing."

That pesky government at it again. Also, I should probably say something sensationalist about large multinational drug companies I can't think of right now. Facebook, curing cancer since 2011. :rolleyes:

Digitalism · 07-08-2011 4:16pm

Deleted my account a few weeks ago, seriously. Just got sick of facebook in general, the way everyone knows what your doing and what others are at, like people going "oh i heard someone is doing something"..."when were you talking to them?"... "oh no I wasn't... I saw it on facebook". I think facebook is just a glorified stalker site for a lot of people. And that fraping shít... in the 2-3 years I was on facebook, I laughed at probably 2 or 3 frapes out of the hundreds I saw.

I went back to good ol texting and actual real life socialising, rather than facebook chat every night. Dont even miss facebook to be honest. I feel like I have privacy again. But now theres pictures from house parties etc. that im in that go up on peoples accounts that I cant defend myself in...

thats the only thing that annoys me now.

Aoifey! · 09-08-2011 4:41pm

"bad day.com"

If you really felt the need to write just "bad day", I wouldn't really mind. Sure it's a bit pointless, but okay, whatever, fair enough. But why, WHY, do you need to ".com"?! It makes no sense what so ever.

Grrrr.

Eve_Dublin · 09-08-2011 4:46pm

Best facebook status I ever read was:

"Shaddap you face, Facebook".

Hawk Wing 2 · 09-08-2011 4:53pm

this facebook thing is starting to drive me nuts, a guy from my village killed himself yesterday and within a few hours a few ****tards were posting it on facebook, do these idiots have any sense of decency?

Da Shins Kelly · 09-08-2011 5:04pm

To be honest, I find the pages that people 'like' far more cringeworthy than statuses that people post (unless they're really stupid). There are so many girls that I went to school with that 'like' pages like 'That one guy who accepts you for who you are, thinks you're pretty with no make-up on, laughs at all your stupid jokes and loves you no matter what' or 'I thought I loved you, but now I realise you're just a basterd' or something to that effect. Or people who 'like' pages that are just lyrics of Adele's sh*t songs (or some such singer).

There's this young girl too, who is a cousin of my nephew's through marriage, and while she's not my friend on Facebook (she's only about 15), I regularly stalk her because she's a f*cking loose cannon. For a 15 year old kid, her Facebook page is outrageous. She uploads pictures of herself very scantily clad. She has songs that she puts on her page that are exclusively about sex. She posts regular statuses about getting 'loaded' and having sex and calling her mother a 'c*nt' and stuff like that. Then all her stupid f*cking friends 'like' all this stuff. I never fail to be shocked when I look at her page. She's trashy as f*ck, and a horrible kid.

In fairness though, there are some people who are brilliant on Facebook. I have a couple of friends who post some really witty statuses and put up good music, and links to interesting or funny articles. When it's used correctly, it can be fun and it's a good way to keep in touch with people who live far away and who you maybe aren't in contact with everyday.

AgileMyth · 09-08-2011 5:40pm

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

There's this young girl too,she's only about 15, I regularly stalk her because She uploads pictures of herself very scantily clad. She's trashy as f*ck

Nice

Da Shins Kelly · 10-08-2011 12:29am

AgileMyth wrote: »

Nice

I'm a chick, and I'm not kicking with that foot, but I'll forward them on to yourself fo' shizz!

Reamer Fanny · 10-08-2011 1:13am

My personal favourite

"inbits.com"

Oh how I hate Facebook

Pdfile · 10-08-2011 1:53am

Limerick_Lass wrote: »

Whats up with people posting pictures of their kids as their own profile picture?!

I feel like a paedophile

no actually we have pictures of other peoples kids...

:rolleyes:

Tehachapi · 10-08-2011 5:17am

Aoifey! wrote: »

"bad day.com"

If you really felt the need to write just "bad day", I wouldn't really mind. Sure it's a bit pointless, but okay, whatever, fair enough. But why, WHY, do you need to ".com"?! It makes no sense what so ever.

Grrrr.com

FYP

Samich · 11-08-2011 4:03pm

Gotta hate them statuses where girls post "I may not be beautiful or hot or skinny or..........etc etc".....and the girls posting it are hot and not obese or curvy or whatever they say they are just wanting people to think "oh she doesn't think she's hot, and she's hottttt, awww poor thing."

Fozzydog3 · 11-08-2011 4:05pm

Samich wrote: »

Gotta hate them statuses where girls post "I may not be beautiful or hot or skinny or..........etc etc".....and the girls posting it are hot and not obese or curvy or whatever they say they are just wanting people to think "oh she doesn't think she's hot, and she's hottttt, awww poor thing."

Nah they're usually obese cretins

plein de force · 11-08-2011 4:23pm

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I hope for all humanity nobody ever does that.

i saw it done
i logged into FB one afternoon and saw "joe bloggs and jane doe both commented on photo" saying stuff like "omg this is so sad" and "he's in a better place" now this was of a person's photo i didn't know so i thouht it odd and especailly i couldnt see what the photo was of properly, so me being curious i clicked and couldn't believe what i saw

a photo album of someone and their family in a funeral home, posing next to the open casket with the corpse of a dead relative inside. i actually sat for a good while wondering the mentality of someone who wouldn not only think of taking pictures of a dead person in a funeral home but would then upload them on the internet. i took a long break from FB after that

ElishaR86 · 12-08-2011 12:08am

FML (**** my life)............does my blood head in. Shut up, there's nothing actually f***ing wrong with you.

brummytom · 12-08-2011 12:15am

People having their family on facebook is weird. (Names changed...)

16 Year old Prick
I'm gonna riot with all the girls and smash their doors in!

Tuesday at 22:35 via BlackBerry · Like ·
8 people like this.

Prick's auntie: 16 YEAR OLD PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday at 22:39 · Like

Prick: Haha
Tuesday at 22:40 · Like

Prick's auntie: wait till nanny King sees this !!1 hahaha you wont b laughing then ...:)))
Tuesday at 22:41 · Like

Prick: Lol I know
Tuesday at 22:42 · Like

Prick's auntie: Nanny King tell him off now !!!
Tuesday at 22:43 · Like

Prick's auntie: hahahahahaha
Tuesday at 22:43 · Like

Prick's auntie: Pricks in trouble !!!!!!
Tuesday at 22:43 · Like

Prick's nanny King: I've seen it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just you wait my lad
Tuesday at 22:46 · Like

Prick's auntie: Yessssss get in there Nanny ...lol
Tuesday at 22:46 · Like

Prick's mom: pmsl x
Wednesday at 07:35 · Like

Every status of his is like that. And he always post pictures of him with no top on, which his mom always comment on saying how good his body is.
Disturbing.

Duddy · 12-08-2011 5:54am

brummytom wrote: »

Every status of his is like that. And he always post pictures of him with no top on, which his mom always comment on saying how good his body is.
Disturbing.

http://imgkk.com/i/4b9j.png

UglyBolloxFace · 15-08-2011 2:35pm

Saw this one on my feed today - there is something disturbing about a grown woman (aged around 23) who uses the word "cum" for "come"....and just read the context aswell. It's plain wrong.

http://i.imgur.com/Jm2Y7.png

Hiawog · 15-08-2011 3:14pm

400,000 X 1 million = 400 billion

Payed annually @ €50,000 each over 20 years = 20 billion per annum.

Less 400,000 x €12,000 social welfare payments = 4.8 billion

Total cost = €15.2 billion per annum

Now that's do-able.

As 50 is the new 30, 400,000 50+ people could generate 50,000 new startups each employing 2.25 people and, if stipulated, they might all be both illegal and immigrant. Whooopa!! Another solution.

JerryHandbag · 15-08-2011 3:15pm

Saw this one the other day "OMG only 19 days to my holiday, cant wait"

Wha? 19 days? Thats a hell of a countdown you've got goin on there love!

Also this other muppett who bombarded people with the fact that she's off to Oz (nothing new there) and constantly going on about her going away party like the attention whore that she is, as if this party was the social event of the year. Thats all fine, except she arrives back in wet and windy Ireland after a month cos she couldnt find work. But hey, great party yeah? :rolleyes:

Herb Powell · 15-08-2011 3:24pm

jonnyfingers wrote: »

I challenge anyone to find one single flaw in this man's argument!

drdeadlift wrote: »

Dear Mr. Kenny

Please find below my suggestion for fixing the Irish economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There.

ColeTrain · 15-08-2011 3:27pm

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Saw this one the other day "OMG only 19 days to my holiday, cant wait"

Wha? 19 days? Thats a hell of a countdown you've got goin on there love!

Also this other muppett who bombarded people with the fact that she's off to Oz (nothing new there) and constantly going on about her going away party like the attention whore that she is, as if this party was the social event of the year. Thats all fine, except she arrives back in wet and windy Ireland after a month cos she couldnt find work. But hey, great party yeah? :rolleyes:

The whole holiday statuses are something else. There was a lad on my Facebook doing the whole long drawn out countdown job.
Before he left he even complained that he wanted help packing his suitcase.
Then came the status update from the airport.
We were then informed that he was having a great time....every day.
Then the pictures were uploaded while he was there.
Then an other update from the airport telling us he was sad to return.
Cue more pictures being uploaded.

FFS what's the obsession in telling everyone you're going away. Just *uck off out of the country and turn your phone off for the holiday, isn't that what it's all about?

and yes I haven't been away from a couple of years

Lux23 · 15-08-2011 3:29pm

I like all the dumb posts, they are really funny some of the time and if someone annoys me that much I just hide their updates. I did delete a few people that I just never speak to but in general I won't add someone as a friend unless I enjoyed their company.

I have one male friend who is forever posting photos of himself and liking them which I find odd, he once posted a photo a bruise on his face that an ex boyfriend gave him which I thought was uber attention seeking. Another gay bloke I know fell on his face and posted a photo of the tiny little gash, with 'I am scarred for life,

'. Having said that when I chipped my tailbone I really wanted to post a photo of it, the bruise was massive!

feels2gd2btrue · 15-08-2011 3:37pm

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

I saw it before with a baby that had died at birth, the parents posted pictures of all of their family (cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents etc.) holding the dead baby in their arms in the hospital and other pictures of the baby in different outfits at home. That kind of thing is private and definitely not something you need to see on facebook

ColeTrain · 15-08-2011 3:41pm

feels2gd2btrue wrote: »

I saw it before with a baby that had died at birth, the parents posted pictures of all of their family (cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents etc.) holding the dead baby in their arms in the hospital and other pictures of the baby in different outfits at home. That kind of thing is private and definitely not something you need to see on facebook

These people aren't right in the head. Facebook gives them a platform to publicly air their lack of morals.

wonderfulname · 15-08-2011 3:58pm

I'm beyond amazed at the amount of people who have responded to point out to me that I have far too much faith in humanity and there are in fact pictures of dead people all over facebook.

What a weird world we live in!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-08-2011 3:59pm

A very good friend of mine posts random **** on an almost hourly basis, it starts with

'up now, another hard day ahead of me'
'hot/cold as hell today'
'Only 4hrs left till knock off time'
'Only 2hrs left now...roll on 5pm!'
'Home now and ready for the dinner'
'Steak, chips, peas, gravy...Mmmmmmmm'
'No rest for the wicked...have pile of work to do around the house'
''Wrecked tired...is it bed time yet?'
'Thats it, have to go to bed now, so tired'
'In bed now, talk tomorrow'

Now he's the soundest fella ever and a very very good friend but when i see his stupid status announcements i cringe everytime...i'd love to say it to him but i wouldnt want to offend him so i've just changed my profile to hide all his status updates from now on.

fearbainne · 15-08-2011 4:00pm

"some ppl just need a kick in the face, ****

"

"some people are just sooo sad ugh"

"so pissed off ryt nw ppl do suprise ya at times!!!!:("

"ders sum f****n ***** ou der u watch ur backs boys cuz u've pissed me off big time!!!!"

tell them.. not the world you fcukin retard

Herb Powell · 15-08-2011 4:04pm

fearbainne wrote: »

"some ppl just need a kick in the face, **** "

"some people are just sooo sad ugh"

"so pissed off ryt nw ppl do suprise ya at times!!!!:("

"ders sum f****n ***** ou der u watch ur backs boys cuz u've pissed me off big time!!!!"

tell them.. not the world you fcukin retard

Plus ****ing a million, I DESPISE these stupid ambiguous "some people" statuses.
And then all all the retards liking them and posting comments like "wats rong?" or "keep ya head up"
FUCCK OFF AND DIE LIKE!

Savage Tyrant · 15-08-2011 4:07pm

Horrible, misinformed, uneducated cretins who post shíte like this...

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

Seriously, FÛCK OFF!!

Stephen P · 15-08-2011 4:11pm

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Horrible, misinformed, uneducated cretins who post shíte like this...

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

Seriously, FÛCK OFF!!

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

UglyBolloxFace · 15-08-2011 4:18pm

Stephen P wrote: »

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, well then you're a fucking eejit. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you will most likely get what's coming to you. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get detained and treated like ****, until several years later, after many trials and appeals, you are sent back to your home country, after you were caught out lying about female genital mutilation. What did you expect? If you want to immigrate, do it by the correct channels. Re-post if you agree.

Mully_2011 · 15-08-2011 4:20pm

I'm Friends with a lad who has had a countdown to his 21st nothing wrong with that but it is 69 days away

another one of his Statuses was about how he went shopping and spent 400 euro on chothes

fearbainne · 15-08-2011 4:24pm

Another piece of rot just appeared on my screen...

"I remember EVERY SINGLE BIT OF LAST NIGHT i do"

your cool

Seachmall · 15-08-2011 4:26pm

"God doesn't have a Blackberry or an iPhone, but He is my favourite contact. He doesn't have Facebook, but He is my best friend. He doesn't have Twitter, but I follow Him, and He doesn't have internet, but I am connected to Him. And even if He has a great communication service, His customer service never puts me on hold. Copy and paste this as your status if you think God is GREAT. What a great God I serve!!!"

"When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living what you read, he flees!! and when you are about to re-post this message, he will try and discourage you...I defeated him! Copy and re-post. "

"there can be miracles, when u believe..:)"

"Can anyone tell me why it is so hard to pray, but easy to swear?Why clubs are growing and churches are shrinking? Why it is so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip?Why we can worship a .....celebrity,but not Jesus?Gonna ignore this? The Lord said, if you deny Me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father. Re-Post if you're not afraid of what your friends will think"

All posted in between boasts of having "too much food :P" and getting "soooooooo drunk last nite lol".

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 15-08-2011 4:31pm

i assume half this brainless shíte gets posted on twitter,we remember when a certain celeb posted about kylie mingoue concert which a tabloid posted on its front page.

im sure we have same rubbish comments wednesday for anyone receiving their leaving cert results.

cazzzzz · 15-08-2011 5:01pm

'Just cut down my friends' list significantly. So feel yourself relatively liked if you're reading this'.

UGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhh

Aoifey! · 15-08-2011 5:04pm

cazzzzz wrote: »

'Just cut down my friends' list significantly. So feel yourself relatively liked if you're reading this'.

UGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhh

That just sounds so obnoxious I don't think I could resist commenting "Just gonna do the same myself in a second" and then delete the person.

cazzzzz · 15-08-2011 5:06pm

Aoifey! wrote: »

That just sounds so obnoxious I don't think I could resist commenting "Just gonna do the same myself in a second" and then delete the person.

It's just like, if you're going to delete people that's fine, what is the point of posting about this?

Another one of my friends on FB has some serious Gems though,

'I have just checked in at 'Who gives a f*ck'

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-08-2011 5:16pm

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

booboo88 · 15-08-2011 5:22pm

Lux23 wrote: »

I like all the dumb posts, they are really funny some of the time and if someone annoys me that much I just hide their updates. I did delete a few people that I just never speak to but in general I won't add someone as a friend unless I enjoyed their company.

I have one male friend who is forever posting photos of himself and liking them which I find odd, he once posted a photo a bruise on his face that an ex boyfriend gave him which I thought was uber attention seeking. Another gay bloke I know fell on his face and posted a photo of the tiny little gash, with 'I am scarred for life, '. Having said that when I chipped my tailbone I really wanted to post a photo of it, the bruise was massive!

it was you that gave him the bruise wasnt it? :eek:

Horsebox9000 · 15-08-2011 5:26pm

There is one person in mine who just is always on about the kid she had(she fails to mention she concived it in a lane when doing the dirt on her at the time boyfriend)

"
Child in his nanny's for the day. I miss him loads already He looked so cute today. Can't believe he'll be 4 months on the 2nd of august. My lil man's getting so big "

my little man's gone for a nap, Boyfriend gone to dothe food shopping so its a nice little rest for mammy

Baby giving out to his little toy. He never stops talking jibberish. Cutest thing ever. He always talks to his hand now too! haha. He wont stop growing! he's only been here 3 months but I cant remember what it was like without him ♥

I should also add that this chick has never ever had a job and yet she posts more stuff about wanting her fella to come home and cook her food and then moaning why he is working all time. I don't know, maybe the fact there is a kid to feed might be the answer.

Then I have this, ugh, just ugh. This guy is 21.

"
is chilling at the pool with a vodka slush
now off to Café Del Mar to watch the sunset before wrecking Linekars, The Highlander, Joe Spoons & Play2 before Eden's Judgement Sunday White Party with Ferry Corsten & Eddie Halliwell!
Then to the Brisa Rooftop to wait for the pool to open
OH NO WAIT...Im ironing my uniform and then going to cry myself to sleep because im back home in this burnt out country and back to work tomorrow -
Monday Morning 9am: Hello Antibiotics & Antidepressants!!

Goodbye IBIZA!! :’(
6 hours sleep in 8 days & 8 nights of madness IBIZA just outdoes itself every year!! BEST PLACE ON EARTH!! Roll on next may!!
Hello chest infection, throat infection, laryngitis, no voice, damaged vocal chords, sleep deprivation, hallucinations, night terrors, heart problems, empty bank account, maxed out overdraft, debts, Ireland, rain & depression!!!!

My favourite part bout the guy above was when he got his girlfriends name tattooed on him....then two weeks later his relationship status was set to single. Oh how I laughed.

I mainly use Facebook for having the craic pure and simple. I post up ****e that only my real friends would understand because we have the same humor. I go nuts when someone uses "txt spk" when commenting on my status. I tear them a new one and then remove them from my friends, the only way to show people they look like an idiot is to tell them.

Aoifey! · 16-08-2011 5:00am

"wen ur rght ur rght wen ur wrong ya cuda bein rght"

No, you are not right. You are wrong. All the time.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 16-08-2011 6:31am

CJC999 wrote: »

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

Are you agreeing with this? Because not only is it blatantly untrue, it wasn't even true in the US where tea-party nutjobs started saying it several months ago.

Slunk · 16-08-2011 6:43am

Anything involving the words Roll on . . . .
****in hate that phrase.
Also anything with .com too

Twee. · 16-08-2011 7:28am

"inbits.com/hungover

"

No Michelle, just piss off. *Hides user*.

"Watching social network while on facebook! Pretty mad! Lol

"

You so crazy.

"Getting My Roots Done Tomorrow YaY + A Cut & Blow Dry lol"

HAHAHAHA HAIRCUTS.

Napper Hawkins · 16-08-2011 7:48am

justryan wrote: »

My personal favourite

"inbits.com"

Oh how I hate Facebook

See this is the thing.

You don't hate Facebook. It's not Facebooks fault that you are friends with ****ing muppets.

Delete the tards and Facebook can be quite good, believe it or not!

Thanks for reading.

El Siglo · 16-08-2011 9:09am

Slunk wrote: »

Anything involving the words Roll on . . . .
****in hate that phrase.
Also anything with .com too

ihaveaids.com

Fucking stupid so it is.

Kotek Besar · 17-08-2011 12:14pm

El Siglo wrote: »

ihaveaids.com

Fucking stupid so it is.

Have you actually been to that website?

El Siglo · 17-08-2011 7:45pm

Kotek Besar wrote: »

Have you actually been to that website?

I just typed "ihaveaids.com" into my browser bar and this came up...

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