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My Prince Albert Piercing Experience - It was cool lol!!!

  • 08-07-2004 8:48am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28


    After a few months on consideration, I decided to get the Prince Albert done, and wow it is amazing... it was the scariest and most interesting thing I’ve ever done, and I love it.

    I have set the date, and I’m sticking to it, its gonna happen… I walked into the studio, told the guys what I wanted, filled out the disclaimer, and waited in line. While I was waiting, I kept thinking, “you can back out now Darren”, but then I was called… I got into the room, and sat on the bench, we talked for a while about the whole thing, what was involved and all the after care, then he said, ok, drop em and let me see what we’re dealing with... dropping my pants while a guy is sitting there lookin at it and wearing a pair of rubber gloves while doing so, is not the that pleasant, but what was worse, was when he told me to lie down, put my feet up, head back, and tried to relax, but that I was interrupted when without warning, he grabbed a hold of my dick, the poor thing just retracted back inside, I swear to god, it was no where to be seen... anyway, after a lil sole and penis searching, we moved on. … he sussed it out, got everything ready, and to pierce me, he had to place a half pipe inside my eye (not the eyes on my face) to receive the needle... and then the needle would be place in from the outside, right under the head, and to the side of the join of the foreskin.

    Crunch time... all I could think was... “last chance to back out... last chance”... but I didn’t, and then he just said... "I'm ready to rock n roll if you are?" I looked at him, then my dick, and then the roof and just said, "go for it"... he instructed me to breathe in, and out, and on the out he went for it... I let out a huge "ahhhh", as my legs n arms went everywhere and then I just started laughing and all I could say was “oh my god, oh my god…. Oh, my, god”.... I couldn't believe it was done, well the sore part anyway.

    All I remember is looking down and seeing this huge needle coming out of the end of my dick... it was not nice, and kinda freaked me out... when he took the needle out, the blood just pumped out of me, he placed the ring in, but the bleeding didn't stop because I had a few drink the night b4, and my blood was still thin from it... All he could do to try stop the bleeding was pinch the end of my dick... I was sat there for about 10mins, waiting, and was very tense, gripping the bench, I was just in shock, and my blood pressure was way up.

    When it did finally stop bleeding, he wrapped it in a lot of tissue, and placed a rubber glove over it to stop any embarrassing stains as I went home. I went to the pub after it, just to get something to eat, and my first piss was not pretty, blood went everywhere, I was about 20 mins in there trying to clean up, and omg, I was very sore pissing, it stung a lot. I didn’t think I could take the pain, but I had to, it was either piss or have my bladder burst.

    Later I met up with Niamh my friend, and we where in my house trying to make some sense of it.... it was disgusting, not only was it bleeding, but there was discharge and all coming out of it.... but I hadn't seen the real blood until I had my first hard on, about 30mins after getting home, I had just cleaned it all up, and had it nicely put away, and all I could feel was blood pumping out of it... it was a mess. But that’s not the best part.

    As some of you might know... when a guy wakes up, he is greeted with a hard on... it’s nothing he can control, its natural, when the body wakes up it sends blood to the head and the dick. Anyway... when I woke up, I had mine, and it was nasty. Due to the fact that there was a hold in the tissue where the blood flows, I was greeted with a pool of blood on my bed, I was totally covered in blood, it was everywhere... my bed was ruined... and I was a mess... it was very scary waking up like that.

    It went on like that for a few days, but it healed up rather fast... and once it did, I tried it out... and oh my god... it was amazing... oh wow, I wont go into details here, but it was amazing.

    At first I had a small ring on, but when I got hard it would rip the eye open at the under side, so I had to get a bigger one, but that was too big, cos when I was soft, and the skin went over it, it would push it back, and ripped the eye on the top side. It was a nasty situation... but now I have a med size one on, and its great, no trouble, no problems, and sex is good with it... I love it.... I do highly recommend getting it done, but you have to be ready for the after care.

    Pic available on request.


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Comments

  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    I like the post, its brillant

    Just a question about the prince albert, whats it like getting done if one is not circuisimed?
    I'm not circuimised.. but the skin does be quite thight if I try to pull the foreskin right back over the bellend when on a hard.. and it does br quite too tight for my likings.. so I'm wondering what way would the ring exit through my foreskin with it pulled back?or does it leave a little bit of slack so the foreskin can still cover the head?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    I'm not either... the ring goes to the side of where the fore skin joins and the back, and it can be covered over with no problems.... u dont have to be circuimised. thats just a myth with it, another is that u can't wear condoms with it, but, for the first 3 months, u have to wear one for everything, u can't have any contact with it at all, not even oral. but u can have sex as soon as you feel up to it, I only waited 6 days. and omg it was the best I've ever had.

    I have a pic if you want to see it I can e-mail u there link, but I'm not posting it on here. IM me. or e-mail me: uummmhhhh@hotmail.com


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Well, I kinda heard the thing about the condom could rip easier, but they can rip very easily as it is.
    How much did it cost you?
    and so after 6 days you're happy with it and its not that much churnk up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    Churnk up? what? You mean, discharge??? well if u do, no there was none after 6 days, cleared up after about 4.

    If I remember correctly it cost my €69.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    ment to say shrunk up lol
    I like the way it only costs '69' ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    Ok, shrunk, but I still dont know what u mean. sori man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 tia


    U got a girlfriend?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    right now.... no, I dont.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    ok seen as none of you are requesting to see it, and seen as I do NOT want to post the pic up here, here's the link to here u can see it. lol :p

    PLEASE READ THE CHARTER. NO PHOTOS OF GENITAL PIERCINGS/TATTOOS! - eth0_


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 tia


    well dat just made my day,month!!;) ;););)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    ah the mod's took the pic link off... e-mail and I will send you the link if you want to see it: uummmhhhh@hotmail.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Jenna.101


    ur cute wana go out sum time?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Jenna.101


    uummmhhhh,ur cute wana go out sumtime?xx :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 uummmhhhh


    I'm sorry but I'm with someone, it's actually Tia (Tina) and actually met her on here, and on this topic. hehe, aint that cool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Jetpilot


    uummmhhhh wrote:
    I'm sorry but I'm with someone, it's actually Tia (Tina) and actually met her on here, and on this topic. hehe, aint that cool.

    HHhhhmmm, maybe I should post a link to a pic of my PA in this thread and see if anythin happens for me! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ncredneck16


    i got my pa done yesterday been thinking of doing it for years now running it through friends and ex girlfriends lol. i found that if the girl said yes or no after i did it they all want to see it. the piercing itself didn't hurt just a weird feeling of something being in your dick Ive had no pain at all and i'm happy i finally did it. this is my first piercing and i went all out lol due to work i don't want to push a visible piercing and never really liked tattoos so i got the pa. I've always been kind of a sex addict so have heard it can enhance it dramatically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Wow, dragging up a 6 year old thread? :o
    PAs are fun, but they really don't add anything sex-wise for the guy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    just got mine today, and i love it and i actually ended up getting it after looking at this tread a few weeks ago ahahah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Scary piercing is scary.
    Nope, never happening.

    I freaked out getting my nose pierced, getting tubes and needles inserted in my knob is not my idea of fun!
    UUUUUUGH!!!


    Also, WOW!
    Zombie thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21 Samantha666


    Wow, dragging up a 6 year old thread? :o
    PAs are fun, but they really don't add anything sex-wise for the guy

    But they certainly do for the girl....just do it!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Kazuma


    What the hell :o
    The guy going out with a girl from a thread two weeks after first contact based solely on a picture of his wang & pa :eek:

    Nice :pac:

    (but at the same time weirder to me than 6 year old thread necrophilia)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭stellarartois


    This is an amazing thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    F*ck, I was squirming all over the place reading the OP :o

    Horrible


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    I gripped the tabled reading the OP... Then I had a feminine moment when I realised they hooked up over it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    This really isn't a good thread to read for anyone considering getting a PA done, my own experience was nowhere near as bad as that. Have mine done >3 years now, and never had problems like the OP of this thread had.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Kazuma


    This really isn't a good thread to read for anyone considering getting a PA done, my own experience was nowhere near as bad as that. Have mine done >3 years now, and never had problems like the OP of this thread had.
    But he did score because of it! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    This really isn't a good thread to read for anyone considering getting a PA done, my own experience was nowhere near as bad as that. Have mine done >3 years now, and never had problems like the OP of this thread had.

    i completly agree damoeldiablo,

    mine personally just had a few little drops of blood, was sore just for a split second and if anything a cartilage piercing is worse cause of the soreness sleeping on it etc

    i would say for anyone to get it done

    its honestly made out to be way way way worse than it really is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yeah there's literally a split second where it's sore, like a hard pinch, then a feeling of "Wow, was THAT what I was so worried about???!!!??!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    Yeah there's literally a split second where it's sore, like a hard pinch, then a feeling of "Wow, was THAT what I was so worried about???!!!??!"


    ahah exactly, my firend who was waiting outside was worse she was nearly puking she was that worried for me lol ahahha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭MrParanoid


    any tips on where to get one done?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Depends on where in the country you are? If you can get to Dublin, I'd reccomend Snakebite, or Celestial Ring/Wildcat. Its called one or the other now, I forget.

    This thread keeps getting brought up, and its like 6 years old!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    i went to bodyshock myself

    paddy was great was extremely chilled bout it, put me at ease and just chatted away as if i was in the pub or sumthing was great and was done in an instant


    emm i went to celestial ring....didnt really like it to be honest..didnt really like it

    but i have heard nothing but good things about snakebite

    myself would reccomend ither bodyshock or snakebite for sure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭MrParanoid


    i went to bodyshock myself

    paddy was great was extremely chilled bout it, put me at ease and just chatted away as if i was in the pub or sumthing was great and was done in an instant


    emm i went to celestial ring....didnt really like it to be honest..didnt really like it

    but i have heard nothing but good things about snakebite

    myself would reccomend ither bodyshock or snakebite for sure

    Was thinking to go to bodyshock indeed, i read your review somewhere on some site :P seemed great. Snakebite good stories as well indeed, will check both of em out. Thanks guys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Steve in Snakebite did mine. Took ages to explain the whole thing, what the procedure was, what the aftercare should be, and making sure I felt completely at ease with it before doing the actual piercing. Really sound guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 jason31


    i decided on spur of the moment to get one done, i went Celestial Ring and it was really not as bad as the thought!! i have it 3 weeks now and it fine and dead happy with it!!

    also the first post was not how it was, there was a tiny amount of blood went one for about a day and that was it!! healing really well now


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    jason31 wrote: »
    also the first post was not how it was, there was a tiny amount of blood went one for about a day and that was it!! healing really well now

    It differs from person to person, mine bled a lot for 2 days, then there were a few drips on the third. I used to find the thought of bleeding from there horrible but after getting it pierced it seemed normal enough to me.

    I got it done in snakebite too, would definitely reccommend it, they completely put me at ease.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I bled with 'a healthy flow' when pierced, and there was a bit when I got home too. Was well wrapped up the first night, as I'd heard that you can wake up in a little pool of blood, but woke the next morning with about 2 drops of blood in the tissue, and none after that!


    Maybe I'm Wolverine? Can you get adamantium jewellery? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    ahaha der ya go im everywhere with my "experience" ahahaha

    emm mine bleed for 2 days and by the third it was a drop just when i pissed

    had quite a bit though the 1st night but sure thats wha a nice rubber gloove stuff with tissue is for ahahahah

    ive mine a month tomorrow and well the maintanence on this piercing compared my others is minimal


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Not gonna fart around here. How long before you can have sex?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    For a PA? Depends. Piercer will tell you 2-3 weeks. But he also said he knew guys doing it after less than a week. So basically, whenever you feel capable of it. But take it slow, just in case.
    Thinking of getting it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    It's advised that you wait a couple of weeks, but basically, so long as you are careful, whenever you feel you are ready.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    with myself the piercing only started to become less and less tender last week so for me it was 3 weeks but as everyone says when eva ya feel ur ready...and sure the piercing will tell ya if its not ready pretty quickly and sharply ahahah


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Yeah, im thinking about getting it done today. Im going out on the piss tonight though, will that affect it?

    I feel like such a child asking these piercing questions :D, ive 6 already.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    As you prob already know the alcohol will cause you to bleed more. But the amounts are different for everyone. I wouldn't do it again nor recommend it.
    I got mine done the day of the 6 nations final last year and went out afterwards. I had bled a fair bit after getting it pierced, and then what seemed a lot during the night. Which was to be expected, but I think the alcohol made it worse. It just seemed to be a slow constant drip.
    You're probably better off waiting till after, when the alcohol is out of your system.

    Sorry if all that's TMI


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭smartarse2007


    myself id wait too, as honestly all your going to want to do is drink water for the 1st few days really other wise especially with tomorrow morning your piss is going to be really yellow which means its very acidic which will hurt / sting / burn when you piss

    plus even on the more practical end ur going to be pissing ALOT when ur out on the session and as we all know the more drunk you get the less gentle ya become and more sloppy so the last thing your going to want to do whack your knob off your zip or somthing after a piss cause honestly it will HURT

    if i was you i would want to get it done when your not hungover or going on the piss that night or for a few days after , as ya know what they say better to be safe rather than sorry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Hell, you don't even want to pee at full stream to be honest, as that'll sting like crazy!
    The best thing anyone could advise you to do afterwards (and what I was advised to do by Steve in Snakebite) is to (I know this sounds silly/wierd) sit on the toilet, dip your gear in a cup of lukewarm water, and pee that way, but pinch it half way up (like when a kid is trying to hold back a pee!) and relax it just a bit so that the flow is quite slow. This will help immeasurably, trust me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    I didn't find taking a leak too be excruciatingly bad. Sure it stings, but not as bad as I thought it would be


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 3,755 Mod ✭✭✭✭eeloe


    i've been wanting to get this done for a few years now at this stage!

    but i dunno, i'm just a bit weary of getting my tackle out down the parlour!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 3,755 Mod ✭✭✭✭eeloe


    is there any kind of numbing cream available that would make the whole lot of the piercing painless?

    might sound like a stupid question, but i desperately want it done....but the thought of the pain is killing me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    If you're getting a prince albert piercing, then the pain is shocking in that you'll be amazed that that split-second pinch pain was what you were so worried about.

    Seriously, it's like getting pinched for a fraction of a second, and then it feels fine again.


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