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  • #9102
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Now parge the lath!


  • #9103
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Eh... the script says I'm supposed to bonk you with this. :o

    ... I wouldn't. :cool:

    Angry... angry young man.


  • #9104
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Mmmm... various eggs.


  • #9105
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    If you can't find metal stucco lath... Use carbon-fiber stucco lath!

    Did you see the bubble?


  • #9106
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Hand me my patching trowel boy


  • #9107
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Old Man Yells at Cloud.


  • #9108
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!


  • #9109
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,534 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!

    Chainsaw.

    Hockey mask.


  • #9110
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZYtDzMtGI


  • #9111
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,773 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Lisa: Dad, I'm impressed! You've become a much better referee.

    Homer: Thanks, honey. After what you said to me, I watched hours and hours of soccer. I almost saw a goal!


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  • #9112
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,192 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Mmmmmmm....... Free gooooooo


  • #9113
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,192 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Christmas in December wow wow wow gime lots of presents now now now.


  • #9114
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,534 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZYtDzMtGI

    Jesus Christ. That is astounding.


  • #9115
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭Rawr


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. That is astounding.

    +1 Had me in stitches for the guts of 10 minutes.

    Marge: Homie, this ice-cream is not quite dead yeat


  • #9116
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,534 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    The Maison derriere one. Yes...sugar...and he's just in the wife beater walking through the curtain.

    Couldn't help but notice the video was called "... Part Four". I know what I'll be spending the bus journey home watching.


  • #9117
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,534 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    I think Freddie Quimby should walk out of here a freeeeee hotel!


  • #9118
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭Rawr


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    I think Freddie Quimby should walk out of here a freeeeee hotel!

    I'LL KILL you! I'll kill ALL of you!!
    Especially those of you in the jury!!


  • #9119
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Rawr wrote: »
    I'LL KILL you! I'll kill ALL of you!!
    Especially those of you in the jury!!
    "Shau-dair."


  • #9120
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "Shau-dair."
    "Shau-dair"?
    It's chowdah! Say it right!


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  • #9121
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,148 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    “Convicted of a crime I didn’t even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”

    — Sideshow Bob, “The Simpsons,” Season Six, Episode Five, 1994

    (Simpsons writer from S7~8 skewers Trump's Sideshow Bob defense https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/11/14/one-defenses-trump-is-literally-tv-sitcom-joke/)


  • #9122
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,912 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    "Shau-dair"?
    It's chowdah! Say it right!

    Hey come back, I'm not through demeaning you!


  • #9123
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Oh no, someone took a huge bite out of the giant marshmallow square. Oh yeah, the waiter has been violently assaulted.


  • #9124
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    "Shau-dair"?
    It's chowdah! Say it right!

    Get back here; I'm not through demeaning you!


  • #9125
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,912 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Hey come back, I'm not through demeaning you!
    Padkir wrote: »
    Get back here; I'm not through demeaning you!

    EEDk3WOWkAEhJQt.jpg


  • #9126
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Luckily he was an orphan and the studio owned him.


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  • #9127
    Martina1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,545 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Ipso wrote:
    Luckily he was an orphan and the studio owned him.
    Were you the ugly one?

    No. I was the tough kid, Smelly.


  • #9128
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Copyright... expired. :cool:


  • #9129
    JoeyJJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,663 ✭✭✭JoeyJJ


    Homer "Moe I need your advice"
    Moe "Yeah?"
    Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
    Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
    (Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
    Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"


  • #9130
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Moe: I haven't had a front row seat since my Moonie wedding.


  • #9131
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    she needs premium duuuude, preeeeemiuuuuum!!!!


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  • #9132
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Patty: Can't you do something?
    Surly: Hey, Surley only looks out for one guy, Surley
    Patty: Sorry Surley
    Surley: Shut Up


  • #9133
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    she needs premium duuuude, preeeeemiuuuuum!!!!
    Doooooooood...


  • #9134
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    *prison riot*

    Hey guyth, come on, shut up.

    *immediate deathly silence*


  • #9135
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,912 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    *prison riot*

    Hey guyth, come on, shut up.

    *immediate deathly silence*

    "Sorry champ"
    "It was Gerry"


  • #9136
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    This parole hearing is over!


  • #9137
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Drederick Tatum: [Talking to a reporter] Man that place is a dump. If you ever see me there you'll know I really f - ked up bad.


  • #9138
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Patty: My name is Patty. I will be testing you. When you're doing good, I use the green pen. When you're doing bad I use the red pen. Any questions?
    Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I don't want to offend you but were you were born a man? You can tell me, I'm open minded.
    (Patty drops green pen.)
    Patty: I won't be needing this.


  • #9139
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,148 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    /Lucky Charms
    "Damn FDA, why can't it all be Marshmallows!"


  • #9140
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,912 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Overheal wrote: »
    /Lucky Charms
    "Damn FDA, why can't it all be Marshmallows!"

    Don't just put the non marshmallow pieces back in the box! They go in the trash!


  • #9141
    Benicetomonty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Benicetomonty


    "Hey Hal! Pie job for Lord Autumnbottom there!"


    "Oh dear..."


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  • #9142
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Mr. Burns: Listen Senior Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

    Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.


  • #9143
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.


  • #9144
    howareyakid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 907 ✭✭✭howareyakid


    Homer: Come on kids. Let’s go home.
    Bart: We are home.
    Homer: That was fast.


  • #9145
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Mr. Burns: Listen Senior Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

    Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

    Mr Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!


  • #9146
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Are they saying boo, or Boo-urns?


  • #9147
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Ipso wrote: »
    Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.

    You truly are the king of kings!


  • #9148
    eyerer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭eyerer


    Happy Birthday Mr Smiiiithers :o


  • #9149
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Smithers, have The Rolling Stones killed.


  • #9150
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Lobo!


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  • #9151
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,192 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ah me legs gone gimpy whooolllll provide for me little one's


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