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Those embarressing... erections

  • 20-04-2009 7:33pm
    #1
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭


    I would like to think that I am not the only male in the world to have ever suffered an embarressing erection in a public place. Off the top of my head, I recall it happening at the following places:

    My grand aunt's funeral... going up for communion.
    Mass in general when I was a horny young toad and still living at home.
    In school (10-20,000 times)
    At College (10-15 times over three years. I seem to be less aroused these days. Maybe something to do with more booze and less exercise)
    In a shop I used to work in.
    This morning on a bus when i desperately needed to get off at my stop.

    we all have them, and usually make a pretty good job covering them up. But when you get them at a time you really could do without them, how the hell are you supposed to get rid of them? I used to think Sonia from Eastenders would cure me, but that doesn't work ever since I saw her in the front cover of a glossy not looking near as bad as she used to.

    What the hell does everyone else do???
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  • #2
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Nip and tuck


  • #3
    NADA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭NADA


    Yeah I know what you mean. Hard luck mate!


  • #4
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Looks like you've been in a few sticky situations.


  • #5
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    You obviously not much of a wanker :p


  • #6
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    tuck it in under your belt


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  • #7
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    There's simply no way of nipping and tucking effectively though... How can you do that on a busy city bus???

    Usually my bag covers my front in a rather conspicuous manner. Ah well, better than being done for public indecency or something!


  • #8
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Take it out and wave it at everybody, everyone looks away.

    Problem solved!


  • #9
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,944 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #10
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    It's refreshing to know it's in working order, ;) Don' worry about them.


  • #11
    congo_90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    There have been some terrible times! had one coming home in a taxi with a friend.. bit of a bumpy journey.. I was wearing tracksuit bottoms and in the front seat! oh well.
    It's funny in school when someone is caught out. I'll never forget some lad in my class who got an erection in a class with a teacher who had large boobs but a ronnie too ugh. He wasn't ashamed of it either :confused: This was an all lads school too so I wonder how he came out haha


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  • #12
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I used just tuck it into the top of my sock to prevent just such embarassing moments. ;)


  • #13
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Not for some perhaps, but it makes me laugh if I catch a guy with one. The guy is hardly (excuse non-intended pun) being perverted, its unvoluntary.


  • #14
    beardo81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭beardo81


    Is it embarressing if I have one writing this? :o:eek:


  • #15
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Hagar wrote: »
    I used just tuck it into the top of my sock to prevent just such embarassing moments. ;)
    f
    Excellent, until you forget which leg it's strapped to.:p


  • #16
    Woger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Woger


    Watching Babe.


  • #17
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Denerick wrote: »
    This morning on a bus when i desperately needed to get off

    :D


  • #18
    wilson10
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    Denerick wrote: »
    I would like to think that I am not the only male in the world to have ever suffered an embarressing erection in a public place. Off the top of my head, I recall it happening at the following places:

    My grand aunt's funeral... going up for communion.
    Mass in general when I was a horny young toad and still living at home.
    In school (10-20,000 times)
    At College (10-15 times over three years. I seem to be less aroused these days. Maybe something to do with more booze and less exercise)
    In a shop I used to work in.
    This morning on a bus when i desperately needed to get off at my stop.

    we all have them, and usually make a pretty good job covering them up. But when you get them at a time you really could do without them, how the hell are you supposed to get rid of them? I used to think Sonia from Eastenders would cure me, but that doesn't work ever since I saw her in the front cover of a glossy not looking near as bad as she used to.

    What the hell does everyone else do???


    You really need to get a grip, man.


  • #19
    wilson10
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    Woger wrote: »
    Watching Babe.


    As in the little pig ?


  • #20
    Woger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Woger


    wilson10 wrote: »
    As in the little pig ?

    It wasn't that little.


  • #21
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    hard in pocket, grab offending erection and pull to the side a bit. dont pull too much though or the situation may deteriorate.


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  • #22
    wilson10
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    Confucious say, "Man with hole in pocket can feel cocky all day"


  • #23
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,507 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Get those inflatable trousers.


  • #24
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    nomorebadtown wrote: »
    hard in pocket, grab offending erection and pull to the side a bit. dont pull too much though or the situation may deteriorate.

    :D

    reminds me of that joke - man is explaining sex to his innocent virgin bride. he goes on to tell her "to let me know you want sex, just pull my cock once. to let me know you dont want sex, pull it 100 times"


  • #25
    Redzer7
    Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Put An Elastic Banned Around Your Waste And Jus Tuck It In ;)
    That Should do The Trick :D


  • #26
    dublinario
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    I once pitched a tent while pitching a tent. The other scout leaders asked me to resign, shortly thereafter.


  • #27
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    The old flickaroo is the only way to half decently cover it..


  • #28
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    An File wrote: »
    Take it out and wave it at everybody, everyone looks away.

    Problem solved!

    ROFL!!!!!!


  • #29
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Denerick wrote: »
    My grand aunt's funeral... going up for communion.
    I like necrophilia as much as the next man but ffs, your gran?
    Denerick wrote: »
    What the hell does everyone else do???
    I think of Mary Harney.


  • #30
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    wilson10 wrote: »
    You really need to get a grip, man.

    Unfortunately one can only get a grip in the privacy of one's own home. Might try waggling it out in front of me next time in a public place, while running around screaming 'look away, look away!' whilst simultaneously smacking myself in the forehead. People might simply take pity on me rather than snigger...


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  • #31
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    K4t wrote: »
    I like necrophilia as much as the next man but ffs, your gran?
    [ quote]

    Nah, my gran aunt. Didn't know her and there was some hot women at the funeral.

    Totally unrelated of course...


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