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Football player Pun game

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  • Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    These puns are as enjoyable as Joaquin on broken glass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,734 ✭✭✭larchielads


    the tallest footballer in the league is named Crouch. not a pun more of funny observation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,734 ✭✭✭larchielads


    apparently louis walsh told yer wan tullisa that she looks Xavi


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,533 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Cruel Sun wrote: »
    How should Ireland penetrate the oppositions defence?

    Long Cox.

    That's a Given.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,898 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    the tallest footballer in the league is named Crouch. not a pun more of funny observation

    c582e.png


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    This thread is un-Barry-able.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I can't think of any, I'm Green with envy.

    I'm not too Keane on this game anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,734 ✭✭✭larchielads


    no one could afford to buy Barry Venison off Southampton he was too deer.

    vinny,rob and coby once tied a race between the footballers the rest were tryin to keep up wit the Jones'

    zidane done his nut in when his brand new car broke down it was a Matterazzi

    the first footballer ever to lose his car was Roberto Carlos

    so its true that there are gay footballers out there, they like a bit of Totti

    your man Hulk for Porto is so good he's incredible

    jens lehmann cant save penalties for germany but Oliver Kahn

    emmanuel petit is 6ft 1


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,977 ✭✭✭Soups123


    Every Friday I get my hair done and my Arshavin, take the missus to the pub but were always surrounded by Dicks, so I take her home cause I wud'nt Shearer. Just before I ride her Fanni I'll have a nice big Scheidt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I had a Good one but Anita get back to work so it doesn't Mata.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,492 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Soups123 wrote: »
    Every Friday I get my hair done and my Arshavin, take the missus to the pub but were always surrounded by Dicks, so I take her home cause I wud'nt Shearer. Just before I ride her Fanni I'll have a nice big Scheidt.


    Does she let you come in Sneijder?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,630 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Went walking with my dog near Swansea's training ground. Spanish chap came over and said it's nice to Michu.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Met a totally awesome stranger today I told him "it was lovely to Michu".

    Ah crap. Your timing was Savage.


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