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Football player Pun game

  • 17-08-2012 12:58am
    #1
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭


    Providing they're not too Long.

    I Wilshere a few myself before we start. I don't have a Kalou what to say to be Frank, Jesus that was Dyer. This is no walk in the Park lads. Give it a go for Fuchs sake and don't be a bunch of Kuntz.

    In all seriousness, should be a bit of fun. Sorry if it's been Dunne before but I couldn't find anything.


Comments

  • #2
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    Klose this thread.


  • #3
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Schurrle it'll be a bitta craic anyway.

    I know, I know. Bedtime


  • #4
    tvercetti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    Worst Thread Evra!!


  • #5
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Cech Kuyt De Gea ass thread


  • #6
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    tvercetti wrote: »
    Worst Thread Evra!!

    What aload of Doni. :pac:


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  • #7
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    I osbourne to make Terryble threads.


  • #8
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    My favourite players are Young Bent and Keane. I also like Dicks.


  • #9
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Let's leave AH as the only forum ruined by puns.


  • #10
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Arsenal wanted to sell Van Persie and United were the first to
    RsVP.

    Kanu believe it?


  • #11
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    This thread will be the Butt of all jokes.


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  • #12
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Let's leave AH as the only forum ruined by puns.

    Whats wong with Puns?


  • #13
    Cruel Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    How should Ireland penetrate the oppositions defence?

    Long Cox.


  • #14
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    TheStook wrote: »
    Whats wong with Puns?

    Nothing, you're in good Kompany here.


  • #15
    rodgered
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭rodgered


    **** this thread, Im off to pull my Dickov.


  • #16
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    **** thread, I'm gonna bale on this one


  • #17
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    frag420 wrote: »
    **** thread, I'm gonna bale on this one

    Don't be so feckin Krul


  • #18
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    This thread is going Vorm bad to worse.


  • #19
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    This thread is going Vorm bad to worse.

    There's no Holden back now, I'm defoe gonna do you in.


  • #20
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    People laugh when I Tello them I'm of Chinese descent. They tell me I'm Rooney.


  • #21
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    All the byrds in the club never talk to me until I tell them I've a Goodwillie!


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  • #22
    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,916 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    Everyone seems to be going Allen on giving this thread the Cole shoulder. Its just Terry Bale


  • #23
    Cruel Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    This thread is shitu, what a load of ballacks.


  • #24
    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,916 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    Lets all just Neymar favorite bible characters, mines Moses along with his fire Hazard of a bush and his Messi donkey(Suarez:rolleyes:)


  • #25
    massdebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    Rooney paid the granny to give him a Khizanishvili.


  • #26
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I've seen a Brazilian better threads then this.

    /thread


  • #27
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Let's leave AH as the only forum ruined by puns.

    I don't mean to sound like a compete Arsene, but that's never going to be a Wenger round here.
    The Best thing you can do is get on board and don't make a Song and dance about it


  • #28
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭larchielads


    see the new city jersey has a round neck on it,its like someone tore the Kolarov.

    when city play wit a reserve goalkeeper and get beat 5 nil will they be accused of lacking Hart

    did you hear the new man utd band play recently??? no? thats cos they have no Giggs.

    Lescott was the only player back for city when they conceded that goal. if ye ask me he coulda done wit some Kompany.

    apparently citys new mascot is a horse his name is Hi Ho Silva.


  • #29
    ForeverYoung90
    Registered Users Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭ForeverYoung90


    larchielads wrote: »
    see the new city jersey has a round neck on it,its like someone tore the Kolarov.

    when city play wit a reserve goalkeeper and get beat 5 nil will they be accused of lacking Hart

    did you hear the new man utd band play recently??? no? thats cos they have no Giggs.

    Lescott was the only player back for city when they conceded that goal. if ye ask me he coulda done wit some Kompany.

    apparently citys new mascot is a horse his name is Hi Ho Silva.
    Did ye hear the breaking news:Van Persies london home caught fire.He is said to have lost many pesonal items.Police suspect it was Arsene.


  • #30
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭larchielads


    see snoop dogg had to cancel a few concerts in italy due to him bein arrested for cannabis. he was left into rome, florence and turin but wasnt allowed Inter Milan:o


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  • #31
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭larchielads


    my jokes are Savage;)


  • #32
    dagdha
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    These puns are as enjoyable as Joaquin on broken glass.


  • #33
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭larchielads


    the tallest footballer in the league is named Crouch. not a pun more of funny observation


  • #34
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭larchielads


    apparently louis walsh told yer wan tullisa that she looks Xavi


  • #35
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,534 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Cruel Sun wrote: »
    How should Ireland penetrate the oppositions defence?

    Long Cox.

    That's a Given.


  • #36
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    larchielads wrote: »
    the tallest footballer in the league is named Crouch. not a pun more of funny observation

    c582e.png


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  • #37
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    This thread is un-Barry-able.


  • #38
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I can't think of any, I'm Green with envy.

    I'm not too Keane on this game anyway.


  • #39
    larchielads
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭larchielads


    no one could afford to buy Barry Venison off Southampton he was too deer.

    vinny,rob and coby once tied a race between the footballers the rest were tryin to keep up wit the Jones'

    zidane done his nut in when his brand new car broke down it was a Matterazzi

    the first footballer ever to lose his car was Roberto Carlos

    so its true that there are gay footballers out there, they like a bit of Totti

    your man Hulk for Porto is so good he's incredible

    jens lehmann cant save penalties for germany but Oliver Kahn

    emmanuel petit is 6ft 1


  • #40
    Soups123
    Registered Users Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭Soups123


    Every Friday I get my hair done and my Arshavin, take the missus to the pub but were always surrounded by Dicks, so I take her home cause I wud'nt Shearer. Just before I ride her Fanni I'll have a nice big Scheidt.


  • #41
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I had a Good one but Anita get back to work so it doesn't Mata.


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  • #42
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Soups123 wrote: »
    Every Friday I get my hair done and my Arshavin, take the missus to the pub but were always surrounded by Dicks, so I take her home cause I wud'nt Shearer. Just before I ride her Fanni I'll have a nice big Scheidt.


    Does she let you come in Sneijder?


  • #43
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,630 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Went walking with my dog near Swansea's training ground. Spanish chap came over and said it's nice to Michu.


  • #44
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Met a totally awesome stranger today I told him "it was lovely to Michu".

    Ah crap. Your timing was Savage.


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