Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Big Nasty · 24-06-2019 9:09pm

Granite Stones free to collect if anyones interested,,, Ideal for a smell rockery

Ted_YNWA · 24-06-2019 9:11pm

Tinkin of you an your family at dis time xx

Response to someone who posted the details of their father's funeral.

sligojoek · 25-06-2019 1:44am

Just remembered why I don’t take baths in the daytime anymore or go swimming....trying to put your ****ing bra back on after ðŸ˜¡ Who needs the gym when you’ve just had that workout ðŸ˜³

job seeker · 28-06-2019 10:20pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Just remembered why I don’t take baths in the daytime anymore or go swimming....trying to put your ****ing bra back on after �� Who needs the gym when you’ve just had that workout ��

Jesus wept.

Paddy Cow · 29-06-2019 12:37am

sligojoek wrote: »

Just remembered why I don’t take baths in the daytime anymore or go swimming....trying to put your ****ing bra back on after &#55357;&#56865; Who needs the gym when you’ve just had that workout &#55357;&#56883;

I don't understand this. Does she not know she can use a towel to dry herself before getting dressed?

sligojoek · 29-06-2019 1:37am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I don't understand this. Does she not know she can use a towel to dry herself before getting dressed?

She's very well endowed and proud of it. it's not the drying that's the problem. More the putting a bra on afterwards. There'd a fair bit of heavy lifting going on. :eek:

mikeymouse · 29-06-2019 2:03am

sligojoek wrote: »

She's very well endowed and proud of it. it's not the drying that's the problem. More the putting a bra on afterwards. There'd a fair bit of heavy lifting going on. :eek:

Getting dressed is her morning workout ,I suppose

aoh · 29-06-2019 2:45pm

He just pissed me off, like how dare you talk about any woman and you smack like you chewing on leather, you snore fart and burp without saying excuse me and you cough and don't cover your mouth. Not to mention you built like a damn pregnant straw, don't talk to me anymore stay yo ass sleep I got head phones. Like just totally disgusting and disrespectful because he feels like a woman supposed to listen to him, nigga keep yo kid and hold down a job cook clean and everything else then maybe we can chat

BattleCorp · 29-06-2019 4:12pm

aoh wrote: »

He just pissed me off, like how dare you talk about any woman and you smack like you chewing on leather, you snore fart and burp without saying excuse me and you cough and don't cover your mouth. Not to mention you built like a damn pregnant straw, don't talk to me anymore stay yo ass sleep I got head phones. Like just totally disgusting and disrespectful because he feels like a woman supposed to listen to him, nigga keep yo kid and hold down a job cook clean and everything else then maybe we can chat

I'll hazard a guess and say that this person isn't Irish?

What's a pregnant straw? Is it the shape of a person who is narrow with a bulging belly?

Mam of 4 · 29-06-2019 4:28pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'll hazard a guess and say that this person isn't Irish?

What's a pregnant straw? Is it the shape of a person who is narrow with a bulging belly?

Lol

aoh · 29-06-2019 6:12pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'll hazard a guess and say that this person isn't Irish?

What's a pregnant straw? Is it the shape of a person who is narrow with a bulging belly?

You're right - American. And absolutely no idea!!

JCX BXC · 03-07-2019 9:42pm

*single room in vegan house available*

Hi there! Finally, we found a house and now we are looking for a nice housemate who would love to eat a hummus with us all day all night and share deepest thoughts. This bright place is on Old Seaumus Quirke Road just across the street from Evergreen, Aldi and Dunnes store. 15 min walk from city centre. Rent is 450 € + electricity and internet. Deposit same money. Available from now. House viewings ideally today or tomorrow.. any other day after firm up.

About us. We are 3 Czech 23-29 coming from Brno city. We love travelling, cooking and most of us reading. We are not party people, but we like chat, hanging in a city and having a pint time to time. For futher informations text me in PM. Student welcomed.

Peace & love & hummus to everyone.

From a group on Facebook advertising properties available to let.

Mollyb60 · 06-07-2019 8:03pm

I so rarely have anything to post in here but just saw this comment on a post about a band playing in a Tipperary bar:

Few tiny wines Maith sé go thoile! Few bagels coming down...shod be interesting

What are a few tiny wines?

anewme · 07-07-2019 6:23pm

Probable those little bottles of wine you get in a pub

anewme · 07-07-2019 6:23pm

Probable those little bottles of wine you get in a pub

MonkstownHoop · 11-07-2019 10:52am

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget Deadline today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you. Everything you've ever posted becomes public from today Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore,
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste
This will bypass the system.New post

MonkstownHoop · 11-07-2019 10:55am

Seen that posted by a few women the last few days, I'm confused as to which day is deadline today! Jesus wept!

Hector Savage · 11-07-2019 11:30am

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget Deadline today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you. Everything you've ever posted becomes public from today Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore,
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste
This will bypass the system.New post

who starts these modern chain letters ?

is it a social experiment or what ?
What do they gain from it ?

BattleCorp · 11-07-2019 8:59pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

who starts these modern chain letters ?

Spastics creating them.
Spastics sharing them.

von Smallhausen · 11-07-2019 9:19pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Spastics creating them.
Spastics sharing them.

Spastics believing them...

BattleCorp · 11-07-2019 11:07pm

von Smallhausen wrote: »

Spastics believing them...

We have 12 Luxury RVs to give away because they are stock.

Who the fcuk believes that sh1te.

von Smallhausen · 12-07-2019 9:33am

BattleCorp wrote: »

We have 12 Luxury RVs to give away because they are stock.

Who the fcuk believes that sh1te.

The same idiots who share the post hoping to "win" them.
Also the same, who put "Liked and Shared, I hope I win, I never win these things" on the Garda page after they put a post up after a raid or something.

von Smallhausen · 12-07-2019 9:38am

https://www.facebook.com/events/885909075108287/?active_tab=discussion

Apparently this is a thing now. Wanting to storm Area 51 because they want to "see them aliens".

The last time someone tried that, was executed on site.
If this goes through and they do actually go there, there will be mass fatalities, i guarantee it.

Chicken George · 12-07-2019 9:40am

Im in !

Hector Savage · 12-07-2019 9:42am

von Smallhausen wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/events/885909075108287/?active_tab=discussion

Apparently this is a thing now. Wanting to storm Area 51 because they want to "see them aliens".

The last time someone tried that, was executed on site.
If this goes through and they do actually go there, there will be mass fatalities, i guarantee it.

Just when I thought I'd seen the dumbest post on fb ever .... then I see this

MonkstownHoop · 12-07-2019 10:45am

von Smallhausen wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/events/885909075108287/?active_tab=discussion

Apparently this is a thing now. Wanting to storm Area 51 because they want to "see them aliens".

The last time someone tried that, was executed on site.
If this goes through and they do actually go there, there will be mass fatalities, i guarantee it.

Seems like it's a joke tbh, it was created by a meme page

von Smallhausen · 12-07-2019 10:52am

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Seems like it's a joke tbh, it was created by a meme page

Suppose it did what it wanted to do then, because it got the media attention in the US.
Then again, I would not be surprised, if a handful of idiots turned up to this.

Guy:Incognito · 12-07-2019 12:14pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents.

Wonder can I forbid the Gardai from prosecuting me for stuff I do by putting a disclaimer on twitter?

Foweva Awone · 12-07-2019 8:45pm

Happy Birthday Too The Madess Child You'll Ever Meet Big 3 Tomorrow Hope You Injoy Your Day Babyboy I Love You Lots Even Tho I Won't Be Here Too Celebrate It Wit You Cause I'll Be At Da Weeding But Your Fav Little Girl Staceymae Be Here Wit You Little Man Love From Me An Your Little Cuzin Baby StaceyMae

Guy:Incognito · 12-07-2019 8:52pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Happy Birthday Too The Madess Child You'll Ever Meet Big 3 Tomorrow Hope You Injoy Your Day Babyboy I Love You Lots Even Tho I Won't Be Here Too Celebrate It Wit You Cause I'll Be At Da Weeding But Your Fav Little Girl Staceymae Be Here Wit You Little Man Love From Me An Your Little Cuzin Baby StaceyMae

Going gardening instead of to your child's birthday. Shocking

Foweva Awone · 12-07-2019 8:59pm

Same girl, baby scan photo ...

"My Bundle Of Joy Watch Her Resting Her Little Hand Telpis I Really Cant Wait For The Day I Hold Her In My Arms Im To Excited My Very Own Little Child I Never Thought Id Become A Mother At 18 Cause I Always Said Im Living My Life Before I Have A Child But Now That Shes There, Theres Not A Thing Id Change Shes Means The World To Me An Her Daddy An My Family Were Al Waiting Too See Ur Little Goegeouse Face Princess Mammy Loves U So Much Night Everybody #ProudMammy"

Martina1991 · 12-07-2019 9:30pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Same girl, baby scan photo ...

"My Bundle Of Joy Watch Her Resting Her Little Hand Telpis I Really Cant Wait For The Day I Hold Her In My Arms Im To Excited My Very Own Little Child I Never Thought Id Become A Mother At 18 Cause I Always Said Im Living My Life Before I Have A Child But Now That Shes There, Theres Not A Thing Id Change Shes Means The World To Me An Her Daddy An My Family Were Al Waiting Too See Ur Little Goegeouse Face Princess Mammy Loves U So Much Night Everybody #ProudMammy"

It's amazing the amount of Princes and Princesses around the place. I didn't think the Irish were too fond of Royals.

Hotblack Desiato · 12-07-2019 11:15pm

I guess that's the high-flying career out the window then?

normanoffside · 13-07-2019 12:28am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Happy Birthday Too The Madess Child You'll Ever Meet Big 3 Tomorrow Hope You Injoy Your Day Babyboy I Love You Lots Even Tho I Won't Be Here Too Celebrate It Wit You Cause I'll Be At Da Weeding But Your Fav Little Girl Staceymae Be Here Wit You Little Man Love From Me An Your Little Cuzin Baby StaceyMae

Hopefully the 3 year old gets to read this.

Stevieluvsye · 13-07-2019 12:30am

Ye can’t beat

“Look at me little angle on her first dat at skool”

AndrewJRenko · 13-07-2019 3:51pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Spastics creating them.
Spastics sharing them.

von Smallhausen wrote: »

Spastics believing them...

'Spastics' as a derogatory term? Really folks? It's not 1987 here.

On a lighter note, is anyone looking for security work? It might be handy to be close to a school.

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BattleCorp · 13-07-2019 3:54pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

'Spastics' as a derogatory term? Really folks? It's not 1987 here.

I'm of that generation. Sorry I'm not snowflakey enough for you.

I withdraw my spastics remark and I'll call them dumb fcuks instead. Or is that derogatory to dumb fcuks?

Schwanz · 14-07-2019 3:28pm

"That's it I'm finished with this, deleting now"

2 hours later .... Photo of kids and her in McDonalds.

von Smallhausen · 15-07-2019 8:42am

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

'Spastics' as a derogatory term? Really folks? It's not 1987 here.

Indeed it may not be 1987, but they are still is bright as a 20w lightbulb.
Unlike BC, I won't withdraw my statement. Report it if you like, i couldn't care more even if I tried.:D:D:D

kunst nugget · 15-07-2019 9:53am

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'm of that generation. Sorry I'm not snowflakey enough for you.

I withdraw my spastics remark and I'll call them dumb fcuks instead. Or is that derogatory to dumb fcuks?

Foweva Awone · 15-07-2019 7:09pm

I want to see them expect me to walk a straight line in these shoes and touch my nose and say the alphabet back words. Drive drunk or not all I did was back into a damn curb and damage my bumper and I was waiting on someone to pick me up why the hell do you think I parked my car in a parking lot and sat there and waited and I get arrested and charged so I can spend only less than 14 hours in jail and waste the tax payers dollars and be handcuffed and expected to piss in a cup with my hands behind my back so that they can make their monthly quota when I clearly am naturally a bad driver because let me tell you something; I've done a lot more damage to my car sober. And the reason why I did not refuse the breath test is because I know and knew damn well I was not intoxicated, and the results were too low for them to charge me DUI because I only had one drink. You cannot get a DUI in the state of Oklahoma unless you blow a .8 or higher and I blew .3 so they think they can charge me with a DWI instead and not take into consideration that I am prescribed anxiety medicine legally by a doctor so if they want to push it in court let's talk about the unsanitary living conditions inside the Oklahoma county jail and refusal to bring water and provide meals every 4 hours and the 12 people in the holding cell sleeping on an over crow ded concrete floor awaiting a personal cell with mold on the walls and dust after refusing to have the nurse on duty bring my asthma inhaler and preform proper medical treatment. Because It doesn't pass inspection since it damn straight isn't up to code nor a safe environment for any way shape or form. Pathetic...

RhubarbCrumble · 15-07-2019 8:00pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I want to see them expect me to walk a straight line in these shoes and touch my nose and say the alphabet back words. Drive drunk or not all I did was back into a damn curb and damage my bumper and I was waiting on someone to pick me up why the hell do you think I parked my car in a parking lot and sat there and waited and I get arrested and charged so I can spend only less than 14 hours in jail and waste the tax payers dollars and be handcuffed and expected to piss in a cup with my hands behind my back so that they can make their monthly quota when I clearly am naturally a bad driver because let me tell you something; I've done a lot more damage to my car sober. And the reason why I did not refuse the breath test is because I know and knew damn well I was not intoxicated, and the results were too low for them to charge me DUI because I only had one drink. You cannot get a DUI in the state of Oklahoma unless you blow a .8 or higher and I blew .3 so they think they can charge me with a DWI instead and not take into consideration that I am prescribed anxiety medicine legally by a doctor so if they want to push it in court let's talk about the unsanitary living conditions inside the Oklahoma county jail and refusal to bring water and provide meals every 4 hours and the 12 people in the holding cell sleeping on an over crow ded concrete floor awaiting a personal cell with mold on the walls and dust after refusing to have the nurse on duty bring my asthma inhaler and preform proper medical treatment. Because It doesn't pass inspection since it damn straight isn't up to code nor a safe environment for any way shape or form. Pathetic...

Sounds like she was still drunk when she wrote that!

Mollyb60 · 16-07-2019 10:24am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Same girl, baby scan photo ...

"My Bundle Of Joy Watch Her Resting Her Little Hand Telpis I Really Cant Wait For The Day I Hold Her In My Arms Im To Excited My Very Own Little Child I Never Thought Id Become A Mother At 18 Cause I Always Said Im Living My Life Before I Have A Child But Now That Shes There, Theres Not A Thing Id Change Shes Means The World To Me An Her Daddy An My Family Were Al Waiting Too See Ur Little Goegeouse Face Princess Mammy Loves U So Much Night Everybody #ProudMammy"

Did we ever figure out what a Telpis is?

JCX BXC · 16-07-2019 10:27am

Mollyb60 wrote: »

Did we ever figure out what a Telpis is?

Yes!

God help us =telpis

Mollyb60 · 16-07-2019 10:30am

JCX BXC wrote: »

Yes!

God help us =telpis

God almighty. :rolleyes:

kunst nugget · 16-07-2019 10:38am

Mollyb60 wrote: »

God almighty. :rolleyes:

God almighty = tilghty

marcbrophy · 16-07-2019 11:03am

In common parlance, it has devolved yet again to: telp

AndrewJRenko · 16-07-2019 7:56pm

von Smallhausen wrote: »

Indeed it may not be 1987, but they are still is bright as a 20w lightbulb.
Unlike BC, I won't withdraw my statement.

What has an alteration in muscle tone got to do with their brightness or otherwise?

Purple Mountain · 16-07-2019 8:22pm

JCX BXC wrote: »

Mollyb60 wrote: »

Did we ever figure out what a Telpis is?

Yes!

God help us =telpis

How did you figure it out?

kunst nugget · 17-07-2019 9:15am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

How did you figure it out?

It's come up on this thread many, many times. Someone on here (can't remember who) knew what it meant.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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