Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

tea and coffee · 25-05-2019 11:24am

Happy Belated birthday

mackeire · 26-05-2019 8:43pm

ANY ONE WHO PAYS TO SEE THOES HAS BEENS NEED THERE HEADS EXAMEND

A 60 odd year old commenting on an article about the spice girls gig.

inforfun · 26-05-2019 9:56pm

Well, to be fair, they were popular when he was a teenager.

kildare lad · 31-05-2019 4:10pm

A friend I know put up a picture of himself posing at the gym. His aunt wrote underneath it.

Look at u mr mussels

Lisha · 31-05-2019 5:15pm

kildare lad wrote: »

A friend I know put up a picture of himself posing at the gym. His aunt wrote underneath it.

Look at u mr mussels

Hope he’d a trout pout too.

Big Nasty · 01-06-2019 7:11am

Hi all im dowing a row from arklow to wales need a few sponsers any thing at all wud be much a aprecheated just a few uro evrey little helps its a 90 mile row money goes to the RNLI if u cud share this post with ur frends it wud be grate it is on the 1st of may im traing verey hard for it thanks guys like and shareðŸš£ðŸš£ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Paddy Cow · 01-06-2019 6:34pm

Big Nasty wrote: »

Hi all im dowing a row from arklow to wales need a few sponsers any thing at all wud be much a aprecheated just a few uro evrey little helps its a 90 mile row money goes to the RNLI if u cud share this post with ur frends it wud be grate it is on the 1st of may im traing verey hard for it thanks guys like and share&#55357;&#56995;&#55357;&#56995;Ÿ‘

Seems legit. Where can I donate?

job seeker · 01-06-2019 9:40pm

Big Nasty wrote: »

Hi all im dowing a row from arklow to wales need a few sponsers any thing at all wud be much a aprecheated just a few uro evrey little helps its a 90 mile row money goes to the RNLI if u cud share this post with ur frends it wud be grate it is on the 1st of may im traing verey hard for it thanks guys like and share&#55357;&#56995;&#55357;&#56995;ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

I will done a few commas and a full stop or two.

Hotblack Desiato · 04-06-2019 11:49am

Big Nasty wrote: »

money goes to the RNLI

Probably won't raise enough to cover the cost of the inevitable rescue effort.

Still though, stupid people and dangerous sports is probably something we should encourage

AndyBoBandy · 04-06-2019 3:52pm

That row, is the Celtic Challenge, and has been going on for years now. (It was actually founded by members of Aberystwyth RNLI).

I don't row, but one year I did sail over alongside them on a support boat. Typically about 10-12 crews take part in the race, usually rowing for an hour before swapping crews and getting 2 hours rest, then back rowing again for an hour. The race lasts up to 20 hours. Its gruelling, its cold, and it's not something I'd like to do, so fair balls to anyone who does do it.

http://www.celtic-challenge.org.uk

Don't want to be a buzzkill on the thread, but would just like to point out the above

ArnoldJRimmer · 08-06-2019 9:43pm

Referencing a nasty incident in the Donegal v Tyrone game today, I've just read a comment where someone referred to it as a 'mister meaner'

Potential Underachiever · 09-06-2019 11:51am

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

Referencing a nasty incident in the Donegal v Tyrone game today, I've just read a comment where someone referred to it as a 'mister meaner'

That's only a miner mister meaner.

SirChenjin · 09-06-2019 12:43pm

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

Referencing a nasty incident in the Donegal v Tyrone game today, I've just read a comment where someone referred to it as a 'mister meaner'

I love that!

sligojoek · 09-06-2019 12:46pm

It's up there with "Chester Draws" for sale

js35 · 09-06-2019 7:24pm

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

FFred · 09-06-2019 7:57pm

js35 wrote: »

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

Use the ‘stapeler’ obviously. Don’t want the wood getting ‘ruint’ after all:pac:

ohnonotgmail · 09-06-2019 11:40pm

js35 wrote: »

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

aulaboys??

phelixoflaherty · 10-06-2019 6:51am

Elbows?

Deebles McBeebles · 10-06-2019 8:46am

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

aulaboys??

Alibis? Its not but I have no f*cking idea what else it could be.

That post actually made me cringe.

SirGerryAdams · 10-06-2019 8:49am

Don't have a word for word of it but this lassy was proud as punch of getting escorted away by the guards after the school confiscated her daughters phone that went off during the JC. They went through the messages on the phone to see if there was any cheating going on.

Apparantly a guard came on a bike and told her if she didn't leave she was going to be handcuffed and she said "where you gonna put me, on the handlebars?" :pac:

Chicken George · 10-06-2019 9:29am

"aulaboys"
First time I've been stumped trying to decipher these posts...
Elbows sounds like it could fit there but thats shocking!

poster2525 · 10-06-2019 9:40am

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

aulaboys??

but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint.

All of my boys have gone rough?

ohnonotgmail · 10-06-2019 9:45am

poster2525 wrote: »

but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint.

All of my boys have gone rough?

that doesn't make any sense either. I think it shall remain as a mystery for the ages.

SirGerryAdams · 10-06-2019 9:47am

Maybe their aulboy as in father?

Big Nasty · 10-06-2019 9:51am

SirGerryAdams wrote: »

Maybe their aulboy as in father?

No - their aulaboys gone ruff.

It's their dog! :pac:

Deebles McBeebles · 10-06-2019 10:02am

js35 wrote: »

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

So the poster is trying to protect the wood on their presses and kick boards from the "aulaboys" who have gone rough.....No, still have no idea.

On another note why the hell do they have paper on their presses?

SirGerryAdams · 10-06-2019 10:08am

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

So the poster is trying to protect the wood on their presses and kick boards from the "aulaboys" who have gone rough.....No, still have no idea.

On another note why the hell do they have paper on their presses?

Could be the type of manufactured wooden types that would peel off the outside if you stuck something to it.

mikeymouse · 10-06-2019 3:19pm

aulaboys = veneer ,obviously.

Foweva Awone · 12-06-2019 5:11am

"Last night spent 10 hours naas hospital a&e waiting they wer saying I might have pluresy took bloods and never came back I ask a few times and was told I don't know sorry , nass disgraceful not a cuppa in sight I walks out without my results , it was like a bar room all drunk"

I don't know, if you're well enough to be complaining about not getting a cuppa I'm not convinced you need A&E rather than a local GP.

ohnonotgmail · 12-06-2019 9:29am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Last night spent 10 hours naas hospital a&e waiting they wer saying I might have pluresy took bloods and never came back I ask a few times and was told I don't know sorry , nass disgraceful not a cuppa in sight I walks out without my results , it was like a bar room all drunk"

I don't know, if you're well enough to be complaining about not getting a cuppa I'm not convinced you need A&E rather than a local GP.

if she is well enough to complain about a cuppa it most likely wasn't pleurisy. that makes breathing painful.

AndrewJRenko · 12-06-2019 10:10am

Genius

https://twitter.com/BeachyHeadCrew/status/1138202845621182470?s=19

ohnonotgmail · 12-06-2019 10:12am

that is simultaneously very mean and very funny.

knucklehead6 · 12-06-2019 3:16pm

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

that is simultaneously very mean and very funny.

Schrödingers Status

krustydoyle · 12-06-2019 11:12pm

There's someone raffling off a Pug pup on my homepage.. 20 quid a ticket and winner is determined by the bonus ball in the lotto..

job seeker · 13-06-2019 2:33am

Posted on a local Buy & Sell page

Whats going on to day this lady was selling a lawnmower and i comment on her page and private text h

Shouldn't have to do this but i text a lady today about a lawnmower because she was selling it so i comment on it and private text her so she told me she was selling it for her neighbour and she get back to me that was grand and when i check see did she get back but when i did she block me why i dont get it

Eh what?

Deebles McBeebles · 13-06-2019 8:36am

krustydoyle wrote: »

There's someone raffling off a Pug pup on my homepage.. 20 quid a ticket and winner is determined by the bonus ball in the lotto..

Seriously? Some f*cking people.

SusieBlue · 13-06-2019 11:52am

Dem young offenders are ignorant counts ___ and me went up ta um for a pic and they goes stand back I said fuk yourself only in Ireland not dat famous at all didn't go down well I wouldn't beg no one for a pitchuer dare only 2 young fellas rant ovr hAHaha #Fuktheofenders hahah

Deebles McBeebles · 13-06-2019 12:02pm

Approx how old would you say the poster is, Susie? Just curious.

CrankyHaus · 13-06-2019 12:07pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

Dem young offenders are ignorant counts ___ and me went up ta um for a pic and they goes stand back I said fuk yourself only in Ireland not dat famous at all didn't go down well I wouldn't beg no one for a pitchuer dare only 2 young fellas rant ovr hAHaha #Fuktheofenders hahah

That's the problem with Counts, their nobility goes to their head and they become so ignorant towards the little people.

SusieBlue · 13-06-2019 12:08pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Approx how old would you say the poster is, Susie? Just curious.

28 with two kids

The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

Deebles McBeebles · 13-06-2019 12:13pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

28 with two kids The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

I really thought you were going to reply something like 16 :eek:

mikeymouse · 13-06-2019 3:46pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

28 with two kids The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

At 28 you'd think they would know not to use double negatives

BandMember · 13-06-2019 8:03pm

FYP.

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Seriously? Some f*cking people morons.

Foweva Awone · 15-06-2019 6:59am

I cannot make this one out at all.

"I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

emeldc · 15-06-2019 8:26am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I cannot make this one out at all.

"I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

Foweva Awone · 15-06-2019 8:43am

emeldc wrote: »

I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

The thing is quite a few people "liked" it, so they seem to know what she's talking about!

mikeymouse · 15-06-2019 9:05am

emeldc wrote: »

I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

Pink concert maybe? on next week.

corner of hells · 15-06-2019 9:09am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I cannot make this one out at all.

"I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

Either a gang bang or some sort religious event .

Shemale · 15-06-2019 10:35am

corner of hells wrote: »

Either a gang bang or some sort religious event .

Either way someone will miraculously end up pregnant

corner of hells · 15-06-2019 10:42am

Shemale wrote: »

Either way someone will miraculously end up pregnant

And that is how we get our " little angles".

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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