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Welcome to the asylum

  • 13-05-2012 8:24pm
    #1
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭


    Our Distinguished Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,


    It's a great pleasure and privilege for me to welcome all of you on behalf of the leader.

    We're a bit ahead of the curve here in tCN on an intellectual level, but always happy to see a new face, but more importantly, the leader loves new faces also.

    So don't be shy, say hello. The leader doesn't judge, much.

    nurses-nurse-ratched-one-flew-over-cuckoos-nest_601x256.jpg


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hello, I'm Sarky. People say I moderate this place, but I am merely a mouthpiece for The Leader. He told me to say that this is not a chat thread, and any attempts to treat it as such will glaargharghirghav. I assume he meant to imply severe punishment, but the bottle of cheap bourbon kind of muffled the last part.

    Read the charter. It has nudity.
    Be silly. Really goddamn silly.

    Don't try to make jokes in the Serious Thread. That's a very bad idea.


  • #3
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Does this asylum have complimentary belly rubs?


    Oh :eek:, hello, :)/. My name is Sindri and I like eating crayons and acute intestinal obstructions. They don't mix well. :(

    Would you like a lollipop? :) There you go. *Please lick your screen*

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  • #4
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I'm aaron and I was sent here accidentally. Mmmm lollipop. I prefer window flavour.


  • #5
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Sheeple-Pit-anim.gif


  • #6
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    rollbarf.gif


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  • #7
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    nurses-nurse-ratched-one-flew-over-cuckoos-nest_601x256.jpg

    such a fox, MAN I would bang her doors in even if she is about 70 now. vintage ;)


  • #8
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'm the wolf, Yes, that wolf. I really need a better publicist


  • #9
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.


  • #10
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.

    I wish to thank this post


  • #11
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    funny-animal-gifs-sometimes-you-dont-need-an-explanation.gif


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  • #12
    Sparklepants!
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭Sparklepants!


    Ahoy. I'm one sparkly pants'd motherfucker. I also double as a metrosexual pirate by night (still a damn fine one at that <yarr>). I heard complimentary belly rubs. Gimme!


  • #13
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    My name is Oranage2 and I like to watch youtube videos of chiropractors to help me sleep.


  • #14
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Hi Orange! :D

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-eKTeDYBfq3LHrsOqZzTbAsdnK_jQH-Pu8buZCXbs9i7y26MVtcnsI88D


  • #15
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


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  • #16
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Damit mat

    *see thread below for further details*


  • #17
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    chief.jpg
    ............................................................................................


  • #18
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    This is where I live I think its very nice.
    This is where I eat, potatoes, beans and rice.
    This is where I sleep all through the night.
    This is where I see the morning light.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDka-OqwtI


  • #19
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    Teddy, I disliked this way you began this thread. It did not may me happy. I dislike when OPs don't make me happy.

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  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Pedant wrote: »
    Teddy, I disliked this way you began this thread. It did not may me happy. I dislike when OPs don't make me happy.

    tumblr_lllj5agowD1qkv1d8o1_400.jpg
    cute,love,miss,you,bear,stufftoy,teddy-e0c2d9cdbf0fb0679a635550e7c01307_h.jpg


  • #21
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    cute,love,miss,you,bear,stufftoy,teddy-e0c2d9cdbf0fb0679a635550e7c01307_h.jpg

    old-teddy-bear-lg.jpg
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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Mod - Pedant banned


  • #23
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Mod - Pedant banned

    Pedant unbans himself.


  • #24
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Pedant wrote: »
    Pedant unbans himself.
    Cmod - Cut the crap, Pendant do not post again in this thread or I won't hesitate to take action.


  • #25
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Cmod - Cut the crap, Pendant do not post again in this thread or I won't hesitate to take action.

    Pedant overrules ficticious Cmod's decision.

    spanishloverboy.jpg

    Your turn.


  • #26
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Here, pedant pedant pedant pedant

    Sorry Ted.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k


  • #27
    OhMSGlive
    Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    Cop on, the pair of ye.




    :D


  • #28
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Hickory dickory dock
    The mouse ran up the clock
    The clock struck one
    The mouse ran down
    Hickory dickory dock


  • #29
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    I like cake!


  • #30
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Clanket wrote: »
    I like cake!

    You can't make a statement like that and not have brought cake.

    Get him/her!!!!!


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  • #31
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    101025-cake-hmed-8a.grid-6x2.jpg


  • #32
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Mmmmmmmmmm aaronjumper approves of this.


  • #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That cake has a handlebar moustache! :eek:


  • #34
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    That cake has a handlebar moustache! :eek:
    And it looks like a robot too.
    Robots with mustaches :eek:


  • #35
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    The future.

    Robots with mustaches, disguised as cakes!


  • #36
    OhMSGlive
    Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    NOM


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  • #37
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I love cock, yum


  • #38
    OhMSGlive
    Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I love cock, yum

    Tar's that way
    >


  • #39
    stoppress
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    eeeeehhhhhhh roit..... aaahhhhhh.... what's to say.... I been in an asylum for real and it ain't like this one.... cheese.... like I mean.... God where has the dog put my seroquel I need a extra dose... :) always smile around here is about all I can think to say.


  • #40
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    stoppress wrote: »
    eeeeehhhhhhh roit..... aaahhhhhh.... what's to say.... I been in an asylum for real and it ain't like this one.... cheese.... like I mean.... God where has the dog put my seroquel I need a extra dose... :) always smile around here is about all I can think to say.
    The inmates run this asylum


  • #41
    stoppress
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    aaaahhhhhh creeps... just did an online AQ test this afternoon and scored an 37... more issues for mo and mo therapist.
    any one else in the funny house here doing tests like that.. you never know you know, like you know, you just might be more at home here than you think.


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  • #42
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!


  • #43
    stoppress
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    Sarky wrote: »
    I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!
    No pants...:eek: did someone not reprimed you for walking about with you 'you know what' on display... if I did that, not that your giving me any ideas, I would end up back in 'Valentia ward' in TGH.:cool: although I do miss all those six foot blond nurses. :o:o


  • #44
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!
    The thing about science is...you'll never have all the answers. Only when you die and go to heaven will you truly know the extent of abuse that went on.


  • #45
    stoppress
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    Talking about heaven, hell, pants and Sharon Ni you know who [are we allowed to name names in the mad house uuhhhh no OOo bugger]
    anyways I am all up for a bit off 'our house' if only I can find the CD


  • #46
    zyanya
    Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    Buenos dias!

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  • #47
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    Buenos Dias bagel from 7 wonders. Mmmmmmmmmmmm


  • #48
    zyanya
    Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    No jacket, double the creeps! Last one from the left.


  • #49
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Yeeehaaaaaaarrrrrggggh sum-montha-puntha yumity wumity glitch rock.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #50
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,641 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    unexistent+strange+animals+2.jpg

    Hurrrrrlo all. If I come here do I still have to take my pills?

    (the above picture may or may not be me)


  • #51
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Who needs pills


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