Welcome to the asylum

TeddyTedson

Our Distinguished Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,


It's a great pleasure and privilege for me to welcome all of you on behalf of the leader.

We're a bit ahead of the curve here in tCN on an intellectual level, but always happy to see a new face, but more importantly, the leader loves new faces also.

So don't be shy, say hello. The leader doesn't judge, much.

Sarky

Hello, I'm Sarky. People say I moderate this place, but I am merely a mouthpiece for The Leader. He told me to say that this is not a chat thread, and any attempts to treat it as such will glaargharghirghav. I assume he meant to imply severe punishment, but the bottle of cheap bourbon kind of muffled the last part.

Read the charter. It has nudity.
Be silly. Really goddamn silly.

Don't try to make jokes in the Serious Thread. That's a very bad idea.

Sindri

Does this asylum have complimentary belly rubs?


Oh :eek:, hello, /. My name is Sindri and I like eating crayons and acute intestinal obstructions. They don't mix well.

Would you like a lollipop? There you go. *Please lick your screen*

aaronjumper

I'm aaron and I was sent here accidentally. Mmmm lollipop. I prefer window flavour.

Oranage2

tSubh Dearg

IM0

TeddyTedson wrote: »

such a fox, MAN I would bang her doors in even if she is about 70 now. vintage

cyberwolf77

I'm the wolf, Yes, that wolf. I really need a better publicist

Oranage2

My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.

Sindri

Oranage2 wrote: »

My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.

I wish to thank this post

Princess Peach

Sparklepants!

Ahoy. I'm one sparkly pants'd motherfucker. I also double as a metrosexual pirate by night (still a damn fine one at that <yarr>). I heard complimentary belly rubs. Gimme!

Oranage2

My name is Oranage2 and I like to watch youtube videos of chiropractors to help me sleep.

Princess Peach

Hi Orange!

Oranage2

Cicero

Damit mat

*see thread below for further details*

wendell borton

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Princess Peach

This is where I live I think its very nice.
This is where I eat, potatoes, beans and rice.
This is where I sleep all through the night.
This is where I see the morning light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDka-OqwtI

Pedant

Teddy, I disliked this way you began this thread. It did not may me happy. I dislike when OPs don't make me happy.

TeddyTedson

Pedant wrote: »

Teddy, I disliked this way you began this thread. It did not may me happy. I dislike when OPs don't make me happy.

Pedant

TeddyTedson wrote: »

TeddyTedson

Mod - Pedant banned

Pedant

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Mod - Pedant banned

Pedant unbans himself.

TeddyTedson

Pedant wrote: »

Pedant unbans himself.

Cmod - Cut the crap, Pendant do not post again in this thread or I won't hesitate to take action.

Pedant

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Cmod - Cut the crap, Pendant do not post again in this thread or I won't hesitate to take action.

Pedant overrules ficticious Cmod's decision.



Your turn.

Pedant

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Here, pedant pedant pedant pedant

Sorry Ted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

OhMSGlive

Cop on, the pair of ye.

Princess Peach

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory dickory dock

Clanket

I like cake!

aaronjumper

Clanket wrote: »

I like cake!

You can't make a statement like that and not have brought cake.

Get him/her!!!!!

Clanket

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

aaronjumper

Mmmmmmmmmm aaronjumper approves of this.

Sarky

That cake has a handlebar moustache! :eek:

TeddyTedson

Sarky wrote: »

That cake has a handlebar moustache! :eek:

And it looks like a robot too.
Robots with mustaches :eek:

Clanket

The future.

Robots with mustaches, disguised as cakes!

OhMSGlive

NOM

TeddyTedson

I love cock, yum

OhMSGlive

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I love cock, yum

Tar's that way

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stoppress

eeeeehhhhhhh roit..... aaahhhhhh.... what's to say.... I been in an asylum for real and it ain't like this one.... cheese.... like I mean.... God where has the dog put my seroquel I need a extra dose... always smile around here is about all I can think to say.

cyberwolf77

stoppress wrote: »

eeeeehhhhhhh roit..... aaahhhhhh.... what's to say.... I been in an asylum for real and it ain't like this one.... cheese.... like I mean.... God where has the dog put my seroquel I need a extra dose... always smile around here is about all I can think to say.

The inmates run this asylum

stoppress

aaaahhhhhh creeps... just did an online AQ test this afternoon and scored an 37... more issues for mo and mo therapist.
any one else in the funny house here doing tests like that.. you never know you know, like you know, you just might be more at home here than you think.

Sarky

I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!

stoppress

Sarky wrote: »

I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!

No pants...:eek: did someone not reprimed you for walking about with you 'you know what' on display... if I did that, not that your giving me any ideas, I would end up back in 'Valentia ward' in TGH.:cool: although I do miss all those six foot blond nurses. :o

TeddyTedson

Sarky wrote: »

I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!

The thing about science is...you'll never have all the answers. Only when you die and go to heaven will you truly know the extent of abuse that went on.

stoppress

Talking about heaven, hell, pants and Sharon Ni you know who [are we allowed to name names in the mad house uuhhhh no OOo bugger]
anyways I am all up for a bit off 'our house' if only I can find the CD

zyanya

Buenos dias!

Clanket

Buenos Dias bagel from 7 wonders. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

zyanya

No jacket, double the creeps! Last one from the left.

bodhrandude

Yeeehaaaaaaarrrrrggggh sum-montha-puntha yumity wumity glitch rock.

Posy

Hurrrrrlo all. If I come here do I still have to take my pills?

(the above picture may or may not be me)

cyberwolf77

Who needs pills