Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

miamee · 16-03-2020 11:30pm

€5 a month has been coming out of my bank since Jan and when I investigated it I realised I adopted a kangaroo called Muriel on Stephens Day when I was locked

mackeire · 17-03-2020 1:02am

And the taoisock in waishinton when needed here

Leg End Reject · 17-03-2020 2:15am

miamee wrote: »

€5 a month has been coming out of my bank since Jan and when I investigated it I realised I adopted a kangaroo called Muriel on Stephens Day when I was locked

Wait until they have to pay for the wedding.

Foweva Awone · 18-03-2020 4:04pm

Genuinely Lyk People Ar Lyk Jack In Tha Boxes Appear Wen They Feel Lyk It Stay Away Wen I'd No1 Ye Didn't Wanna No Now Iv My Kids & My Eldest Cumin Home My Life Basically Ye Wanna No Wha Is Going On My Kids Dont No Nobody Bu Me So Get Lost Tha Lot Of Ye Iv My Own Back Always Had, & Always Will FakeFamily FakeFriends
Iv Got Dis & Going No Where If Shoe Fits Where It Ye No Anyways Kept At Arms Length Tha Hole Lot

dennyire · 18-03-2020 4:16pm

miamee wrote: »

€5 a month has been coming out of my bank since Jan and when I investigated it I realised I adopted a kangaroo called Muriel on Stephens Day when I was locked

Thats Hilarious....Sent to my whatsapp lol

corner of hells · 18-03-2020 5:45pm

To all our doctors nursing staff care assistants chefs catering paramedics "labtisians "and all font line staff thanks from the bottom of our hearts our family really appreciates you all stay safe you are all Angel's xx

Labtisians ? Anyone?

Leg End Reject · 18-03-2020 5:46pm

corner of hells wrote: »

To all our doctors nursing staff care assistants chefs catering paramedics "labtisians "and all font line staff thanks from the bottom of our hearts our family really appreciates you all stay safe you are all Angel's xx

Labtisians ? Anyone?

Lab technicians for the illiterate?

Tacitus Kilgore · 18-03-2020 5:47pm

corner of hells wrote: »

To all our doctors nursing staff care assistants chefs catering paramedics "labtisians "and all font line staff thanks from the bottom of our hearts our family really appreciates you all stay safe you are all Angel's xx

Labtisians ? Anyone?

Cross between a labrador and an alsatian?

valoren · 18-03-2020 7:24pm

exstrodnery times ..exstream mesures if they cant legaly detain u ..ther going to use the mental health act...let hope this **** is not like the income levy witch went on to be usc..a reduced sitting in the dail to pass it ..people know what they must do to keep each other safe ...will the tds not invited to this be paid and what about dail closing will tds collect job seekers like the rest of us ..just 1 thing to not see ur see or hear from ur local td again vote him in its gurrented once hes in **** u ...change my ass .spelling is a bit out .ha ha .

chooseusername · 18-03-2020 8:12pm

ins(h)itu

yerwanthere123 · 18-03-2020 10:59pm

Where should I go on hols dis yr?? Any ideas???

States or Europe?? Vegas?? New York?? San Fran??

Foweva Awone · 19-03-2020 7:26pm

Just got message for anyone that dident hear it at 3oclock tomorrow everyone is to say 3 our fathers to clear the virus please everyone please the world needs to get together to heal the world there’s no greater power or any man more powerful than Jesus for yours and you family and everyone in the world this is very real and we everyone needs to pull together as 1 world no other way people

aoh · 20-03-2020 12:05am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just got message for anyone that dident hear it at 3oclock tomorrow everyone is to say 3 our fathers to clear the virus please everyone please the world needs to get together to heal the world there’s no greater power or any man more powerful than Jesus for yours and you family and everyone in the world this is very real and we everyone needs to pull together as 1 world no other way people

Sweet jeebus!!!

sligojoek · 20-03-2020 2:35am

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Cross between a labrador and an alsatian?

Could be a lesbian in there too.

Ted_YNWA · 20-03-2020 7:09am

Foweva Awone wrote:

Just got message for anyone that dident hear it at 3oclock tomorrow everyone is to say 3 our fathers to clear the virus please everyone please the world needs to get together to heal the world thereâ€™s no greater power or any man more powerful than Jesus for yours and you family and everyone in the world this is very real and we everyone needs to pull together as 1 world no other way people

TELPIS

Ipso · 20-03-2020 7:20am

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Cross between a labrador and an alsatian?

Very good with cat scans, or so I hear.

chooseusername · 20-03-2020 9:42am

"Labtisians ? Anyone?"
A labtician is an actual medical profession, but to do with eyes.

kg703 · 20-03-2020 4:34pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just got message for anyone that dident hear it at 3oclock tomorrow everyone is to say 3 our fathers to clear the virus please everyone please the world needs to get together to heal the world there’s no greater power or any man more powerful than Jesus for yours and you family and everyone in the world this is very real and we everyone needs to pull together as 1 world no other way people

We probably should try the other ways first though..... :rolleyes:

Raconteuse · 20-03-2020 4:36pm

God I despise these clowns.

"Leo Varadakar and Mehole Martin, your parties forgot to mention that when you asked us all to stay home, that 5G anthenas were been set up all over Dublin causing dangerous and catastrophic radiation.
You kept that all quite, again proves your a hoax and again proves your parties unlike other European countries has jumped on the 5G wagon for the multi millions been offered to the government , but you overlook the dangers it will cause to the people and children of Ireland , the radiation in parts of city centre has went into very dangerous levels over last few days since you asked people to stay at home. The antenna beside mount Joy prison was creating a dangerous 3.6 reading yesterday as was the one over the foreign food shop, 3.6 is catastrophic to human health, we do not want your 5G in Ireland ,life is more precious than money.

Now let’s see will anyone in this group approve and post this message

Copy and pasted"

Leg End Reject · 20-03-2020 4:51pm

^^"over the foreign food shop" - that's a clear indication of the type of person who believes and peddles this nonsense.

Tacitus Kilgore · 20-03-2020 4:56pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

^^"over the foreign food shop" - that's a clear indication of the type of person who believes and peddles this nonsense.

Fordin fewd

Pherekydes · 20-03-2020 4:58pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

^^"over the foreign food shop" - that's a clear indication of the type of person who believes and peddles this nonsense.

Indeed. Probably saying the Rosary to beat the Coronavirus as we speak. Shrugs at the idea of us taking in refugees. But very "pro-life".

Have a few in my FB friend list myself.

Tacitus Kilgore · 20-03-2020 5:01pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Indeed. Probably saying the Rosary to beat the Coronavirus as we speak. Shrugs at the idea of us taking in refugees. But very "pro-life".

Have a few in my FB friend list myself.

Hates foreigners, refugees & abortions, loves trump & brexit - votes sinn fein

corner of hells · 20-03-2020 5:03pm

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Hates foreigners, refugees & abortions, loves trump & brexit - votes sinn fein

Regularly says " wera bout de homeless "

Leg End Reject · 20-03-2020 5:07pm

corner of hells wrote: »

Regularly says " wera bout de homeless "

And starts an alarming number of sentences with "I/we're entitled to ..."

Raconteuse · 20-03-2020 5:10pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Indeed. Probably saying the Rosary to beat the Coronavirus as we speak. Shrugs at the idea of us taking in refugees. But very "pro-life".

Have a few in my FB friend list myself.

No Gemmabot friends for me but a former flatmate of mine shared it and I'm surprised by her.

ohnonotgmail · 20-03-2020 5:30pm

Raconteuse wrote: »

God I despise these clowns.

"Leo Varadakar and Mehole Martin, your parties forgot to mention that when you asked us all to stay home, that 5G anthenas were been set up all over Dublin causing dangerous and catastrophic radiation.
You kept that all quite, again proves your a hoax and again proves your parties unlike other European countries has jumped on the 5G wagon for the multi millions been offered to the government , but you overlook the dangers it will cause to the people and children of Ireland , the radiation in parts of city centre has went into very dangerous levels over last few days since you asked people to stay at home. The antenna beside mount Joy prison was creating a dangerous 3.6 reading yesterday as was the one over the foreign food shop, 3.6 is catastrophic to human health, we do not want your 5G in Ireland ,life is more precious than money.

Now let’s see will anyone in this group approve and post this message

Copy and pasted"

I wonder if the Mehole Martin bit was intentional.

Raconteuse · 21-03-2020 12:10am

:rolleyes:

"Corona virus before it reaches the lungs it remains in the throat for four days and at this time the person begins to cough and have throat pains. If he drinks water a lot and gargling with warm water & salt or vinegar eliminates the virus. Spread this information because you can save someone with this simple info."

thesandeman · 21-03-2020 6:02am

Raconteuse wrote: »

:rolleyes:

"Corona virus before it reaches the lungs it remains in the throat for four days and at this time the person begins to cough and have throat pains. If he drinks water a lot and gargling with warm water & salt or vinegar eliminates the virus. Spread this information because you can save someone with this simple info."

Just make him Tayto soup.

Foweva Awone · 22-03-2020 6:29pm

Ne1 no how long this corn teen is ment 2 last, I cant see my nan til the corn teen is ova and I miss her

Hego Damask · 22-03-2020 8:02pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just got message for anyone that dident hear it at 3oclock tomorrow everyone is to say 3 our fathers to clear the virus please everyone please the world needs to get together to heal the world there’s no greater power or any man more powerful than Jesus for yours and you family and everyone in the world this is very real and we everyone needs to pull together as 1 world no other way people

a travelling disposition perhaps ?

Foweva Awone · 22-03-2020 8:03pm

Hego Damask wrote: »

a travelling disposition perhaps ?

You are correct!

Neyite · 22-03-2020 11:07pm

Raconteuse wrote: »

:rolleyes:

"Corona virus before it reaches the lungs it remains in the throat for four days and at this time the person begins to cough and have throat pains. If he drinks water a lot and gargling with warm water & salt or vinegar eliminates the virus. Spread this information because you can save someone with this simple info."

If only someone had told the Chinese...and the Italians...

Foweva Awone · 23-03-2020 4:37pm

Happy Days Jus Found Out I Can Change My Daughters Godparents Absolute DISASTERS The 2 of um especially her godmother .. Least her godfather provided B4 I took off but the godmother last 3 years not 1 message or call #Backstabbed If She Saw them she wouldnt have a clue who they are anyway and I'll tell ya as soon as dis Corona virus blows over I'll be heading straight to a Priest getting their names OFF and that's a #FACT Tooodles Mother****ers

corner of hells · 23-03-2020 5:34pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Happy Days Jus Found Out I Can Change My Daughters Godparents Absolute DISASTERS The 2 of um especially her godmother .. Least her godfather provided B4 I took off but the godmother last 3 years not 1 message or call #Backstabbed If She Saw them she wouldnt have a clue who they are anyway and I'll tell ya as soon as dis Corona virus blows over I'll be heading straight to a Priest getting their names OFF and that's a #FACT Tooodles Mother****ers

Will the vacancy for Godparents be advertised?

mackeire · 23-03-2020 9:18pm

corner of hells wrote: »

Will the vacancy for Godparents be advertised?

Highest bidder gets it I'd say

normanoffside · 25-03-2020 6:46pm

Comment on a Dublin live story about McGregor buy some PPE for hospitals

wrote:

FAIR PLAY 2 CONOR his DONATION WILL HELP THOUSANDS Mayb é Could Get A Few r SHAME AFEW 2DO SAME LIKE MICHAEL D LEO and his COWBOYS HAHA BONO and Celebs that HAVE SAVED A FORTUNE HERE PAYING NO TAX ( WHILE OTHERS ARE CRIPPLED PAYING TAX) I'M SURE BERTIE WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM making A COLLECTION 2HELP OUT CONOR PUTIN THEM ALL 2SHAME

sligojoek · 25-03-2020 7:15pm

Conor Putin ?? Is he a brother of Vladimir's

Raconteuse · 26-03-2020 12:14am

Omg dis is amazon reely makes u tink I say its deffo tru d fu*kers xXxXx

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2921206384594748&id=100001162458997

The amount of gimps dying to believe it. That level of stupid in and of itself is quite concerning.

Ha Long Bay · 26-03-2020 12:45am

sligojoek wrote: »

Conor Putin ?? Is he a brother of Vladimir's

kg703 · 26-03-2020 10:47am

A comment under a story about the nurse who got spat on:

"I think it's time to get the likes of Kodaline to publicly put it out there that this is not right. Perhaps the people that do this would listen and learn, worth a try"

Because I'm sure the scumbag who spat on the nurse would have really thought twice if Kodaline told him not to...

Kodaline

AndyBoBandy · 26-03-2020 10:52am

If a bunch of middle class guys from Swords can't get through to the scummers in our society, I don't know who can..

PopePalpatine · 26-03-2020 2:29pm

As if this lockdown wasn't depressing enough.

Lockheed · 26-03-2020 3:35pm

"Was talking to an elderly lady at the bus stop a few mins ago and she said she remembers the emergency in Ireland back in the Early 1940s and she compared the whole situation to the COVID-19 outbreak. This is basically a war. We aren't fighting eachother we are fighting for our own lives and hearing these words inspired me today. We are all facing some of the same things people did during the 2nd world war and we don't even know it yet"

El Weirdo · 26-03-2020 6:04pm

Raconteuse wrote: »

Omg dis is amazon reely makes u tink I say its deffo tru d fu*kers xXxXx

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2921206384594748&id=100001162458997

The amount of gimps dying to believe it. That level of stupid in and of itself is quite concerning.

The Doctor Who declared this virus was also Silenced by the Chinese Authorities...

*facepalm*

Foweva Awone · 27-03-2020 11:06am

I think there would have to be nuks getting dropped on us for me to stay in... I am too nosey for this ****, havnt seen anybody in about a week when I do be standing at me window in the mornings, I don't know what's Goin on in the world(my much smaller world) anymore, everyones hiding and for what because of the flu, I Wana know who's doing what and why and where, , But what I do know is.... where the builders are everyday of the week still playing ****ing jenga at the side of my house its not fair on them at all whos letting them come in to work poor things 7 and 8 they do be there at GOD BLESS THEM

Lily_Aldrin7 · 27-03-2020 12:48pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

*facepalm*

There are actually so many people who believe this stuff, a few people sent this to me

BandMember · 27-03-2020 2:24pm

Raconteuse wrote: »

Omg dis is amazon reely makes u tink I say its deffo tru d fu*kers xXxXx

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2921206384594748&id=100001162458997

The amount of gimps dying to believe it. That level of stupid in and of itself is quite concerning.

I would imagine that's pretty much word for word what Fox News is saying these days...

Foweva Awone · 27-03-2020 2:30pm

St Michael

I call upon you to protect my family from all forms of evil Sorcery Cross Curses Spells Witchcraft of any kind. If anyone has ever given my family anything with ill heart or badness or placed anything in my home with the intent of wishing harm or hurt to my family I ask that you take all these and leave it at the foot of our Lord Jesus Christ where I know that he will deal with it justly.

sligojoek · 27-03-2020 2:32pm

Let me guess.

The Ford Transit appreciation society.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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