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Lesbians

  • 30-11-2012 9:53pm
    #1
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭


    Without wanting this thread to generate into relentless smut, can anyone offer a sociological/psychiatric reason as to why Lesbians use dildos?

    Homosexuals are attracted to the same sex obviously, so how can a lesbian pleasure herself or her partner using a plastic replica of male genitalia, something which they identify as being unattracted to? It strikes me as paradoxical.

    "I am attracted to women yet use plastic imitations of the penis to pleasure my sexual partner"

    It just seems odd or contradictory to me.


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  • #2
    Mycroft H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Gets the job done I'd presume.


  • #3
    LostCorkGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭LostCorkGuy


    I thought they used rabbits ? :confused:


  • #4
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Dumb question!


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's only in porn movies.


  • #6
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I see Nike have made new trainers specifically targeting the lesbian market.

    They have an extra long tongue and it only takes a finger to get them off.


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  • #7
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?


  • #8
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    smash wrote: »
    Dumb question!

    Why? :)


  • #9
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    They're still women. They have pussies built to take a dick.


  • #10
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »
    Why? :)

    Basic human physiology.


  • #11
    damagegt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    I suppose it wouldn't be much fun trying to stuff plastic vaginas up each other.


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  • #12
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    BX 19 wrote: »
    Gets the job done I'd presume.

    Potential smutty thread alert, I can hear the stampede from here.
    Stand back here they come.


  • #13
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    I doubt lesbians are lesbians just for the sex, its probably more to do with the person they want to be with/love or the companion that they prefer. Lesbians still have needs!
    Im sure there are plenty of gay people out there that dont have sex with each other either!

    Maybe they're just not attracted to whats attached to the penis?


  • #14
    repsol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    Ghandee wrote: »
    I see Nike have made new trainers specifically targeting the lesbian market.

    They have an extra long tongue and it only takes a finger to get them off.

    No used nails in a lesbians coffin.They are all tongue'n'grove:p


  • #15
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    kneemos wrote: »
    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?

    Actually, I saw one before: http://www.newspakistan.pk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2011_11_29-2011_11_29_0_13_24.jpg


  • #16
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Basic human physiology.

    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?


  • #17
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    They like wangs. They just don't like them on men.


  • #18
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ahhhh...Lesbians. You can't fuck them, you can't kill them.


  • #19
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    kneemos wrote: »
    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?

    a mary, i presume


  • #20
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    biko wrote: »
    It's only in porn movies.

    What sort of movies? :D

    I even saw one, where a girl was playing with a dildo, which had two top ends, shaped like a penis


  • #21
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »

    Why? :)
    They're not attracted to the look of it, they're attracted to the sensation. And a lot of vibrators don't even look like a penis!


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »

    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?
    Well if you're willing to shag a girl, why not shag a guy... A hole's a hole!

    Now see how silly it is!


  • #23
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    smash wrote: »
    Well if you're willing to shag a girl, why not shag a guy... A hole's a hole!

    Now see how silly it is!

    You've lost me :o

    I'd be intrigued to know if gay men use plastic imitations of vaginas to pleasure themselves


  • #24
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »
    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?

    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.


  • #25
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.


    Pm sent.


    Giggidy.


  • #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.
    All men have them though :D


  • #27
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »
    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?
    If a man can have anal sex with a woman, why not with a man?

    Maybe anyone who has anal sex with a woman isn't as unattracted to men as he thought.

    Ridiculous statement in fairness!


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    later12 wrote: »
    If a man can have anal sex with a woman, why not with a man?

    Cos guys are all smelly and hairy!


  • #29
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.

    I find that strange. Maybe I'm using the wrong terminology. How can you let something that you are not attracted too in you?

    I find my girlfriend to be hugely attractive and I equally find her body, vagina etc incredibly attractive.


  • #30
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xinLivR8Sp0


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  • #31
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »
    I find that strange. Maybe I'm using the wrong terminology. How can you let something that you are not attracted too in you?

    I find my girlfriend to be hugely attractive and I equally find her body, vagina etc incredibly attractive.

    :confused:


  • #32
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »
    I find my girlfriend to be hugely attractive and I equally find her body, vagina etc incredibly attractive.
    There's no girl is there.

    Just your Mum and the toy show.

    Go on, we're all friends here.


  • #33
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    later12 wrote: »
    There's no girl is there.

    Just your Mum and the toy show.

    Go on, we're all friends here.

    Busted.

    This thread was an elaborate ploy to stick in an innocuous sentence about having an imaginary girlfriend.

    Well played, Poirot :D


  • #34
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Not all lesbians use dildos during sex. Id actually wager that the majority dont.

    But even if they do that doesnt make them attracted to men or to a penis. In fact, a lot of lesbians are physically repulsed by the idea of sex with a man. Same way a lot of straight men cant imagine having sex with a man, yet would have have anal sex with a woman


  • #35
    josealdo
    Registered Users Posts: 745 ✭✭✭josealdo


    Pussy are made for dicks , lesbian lover hasn't got dick , so arm lesbian lover with plastic dick and everyones happy .

    Homosexual man loves dick , his boyfriend has dick , evryone happy .......................no wonder they are called GAYS .:)


  • #36
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    kneemos wrote: »
    What would a lesbian shaped dildo look like?
    http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/340/10617.jpg


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  • #37
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    jessiejam wrote: »
    I'm straight and female but im not "attracted" to penises either. Im attracted to men that happen to have penises.


    Such a weird thing to say ...

    especially knowing women love a man who has a big dick. :pac:


  • #38
    Erper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭Erper


    ahaha... good post... OP.. nice...


  • #39
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    You do know that a lot of lesbians and gay men don't have penetrative sex don't you?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #40
    repsol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    figs666 wrote: »
    Pussy are made for dicks , lesbian lover hasn't got dick , so arm lesbian lover with plastic dick and everyones happy .

    Homosexual man loves dick , his boyfriend has dick , evryone happy .......................no wonder they are called GAYS .:)

    I thought Homo men loved ASS.Dick is just a necessary evil when its their turn to be the catcher:D


  • #41
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Such a weird thing to say ...

    especially knowing women love a man who has a big dick. :pac:

    Not weird at all.

    It's weird assuming all straight women and all gay men are attracted to penises.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #42
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    mango salsa wrote: »
    You do know that a lot of lesbians and gay men don't have penetrative sex don't you?


    depends what you're "into"


  • #43
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    BBDBB wrote: »
    depends what you're "into"

    Of course.... duh

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #44
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    my work here is done

    *bows


  • #45
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    repsol wrote: »
    I thought Homo men loved ASS.Dick is just a necessary evil when its their turn to be the catcher:D

    And again it's necessary to point out that a lot of gay men don't like anal sex and don't have anal sex!

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #46
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    mango salsa wrote: »
    And again it's necessary to point out that a lot of gay men don't like anal sex and don't have anal sex!


    thats where we differ


  • #47
    Erper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭Erper


    how many of you in this post is gay or lesbian..
    i see that you have too much experience it this subject :P


  • #48
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    BBDBB wrote: »
    thats where we differ

    What are you differing about?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #49
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »
    I understand that, but if a lesbian is willing to let a replica of a penis inside her maybe she isn't as unattracted to men as she thought she was?

    Same exact thing with lads liking their prostates messed with. The act wouldn't make you any more gay than a lesbian using a dildo to get off would make her straighter.


  • #50
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Erper wrote: »
    how many of you in this post is gay or lesbian..
    i see that you have too much experience it this subject :P

    Why on earth would a lesbian even consider posting in this thread?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #51
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    mango salsa wrote: »
    What are you differing about?


    the "necessity" of pointing it out

    edit -oh, and its "we" are are differing, not just me :)


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