Things That Trivially Annoy You.

dubstarr · 05-10-2018 1:50pm

Why do restaurants not open on time.Theres one place i like to go.And it never opens on time 10/15 minutes late.Anytime i have been over there.

CrowdedHouse · 05-10-2018 2:06pm

Monochrome cars, seems like 19 out of 20 cars on the road are either black or some shade of grey.
Folks d'aul country is dull and grey enough, try something brighter.

Samsgirl · 05-10-2018 2:06pm

Still waiting to be seen at at 1.45pm appointment

Autosport · 05-10-2018 2:38pm

My bestie in work might be leaving me

Gonna miss her soooo much

Comhrá · 05-10-2018 3:43pm

Websites with auto start video clips, such as CNN, which sometime startle me when I'm not expecting them.

Your Face · 05-10-2018 3:47pm

Comhra wrote: »

Websites with auto start video clips, such as CNN, which sometime startle me when I'm not expecting them.

News-sites should also keep an eye on their video playlists.

Here's a video of an assault in Paris followed by a bear hilariously stealing food from a bin.

Bad taste.

Sephiroth_dude · 05-10-2018 11:13pm

Autocorrect *cross face*

Kitty6277 · 05-10-2018 11:24pm

The live action Lady and the Tramp isn't gonna be in cinemas

Gwynplaine · 06-10-2018 10:15am

If I hear any more about this Brett Kavanaaaaaw fella I'm going to scream. Why the Fūck is this headline news?

Mookie Blaylock · 06-10-2018 1:02pm

Can't make it thru Glory by Dermot Kennedy without tearing up...every...bloody.. time!

Ted_YNWA · 06-10-2018 1:09pm

Why did no one tell me there was a new TA thread.

That's it. You are ALL on the list.

Ted_YNWA · 06-10-2018 1:12pm

Doubly TA'd i missed my 50K post.

06-10-2018 1:15pm

I was in the fish shop and there was a little fella in there, he was maybe 2 1/2. He got really upset and was crying his heart out all red in the face. His mother just faced his buggy to the window and then turned her back

Wtf like. Maybe she's tired and stressed and bla bla but look your child is really distressed. Give him a cuddle.

Bredabe · 06-10-2018 1:31pm

I was in and out of retail establishments last week, with the kids out of the house I have a little more money for myself. Feeling guilty about this, I bought a half dozen packs of sanitary products to donate with the food I had ready to give anyway.

I put the sanitary products in a box and left them out of sight until I collect a boxful, the bin monster I live with here has put them in the bin for no reason than that he saw them. Thankfully they are fine when I fish them out of the bin, then he put the box out of sight and put the hoover heads over them in the box!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Autosport · 06-10-2018 1:33pm

I'm just gonna say I hate the cold

Bring back the sun :P

New Home · 06-10-2018 1:56pm

TA that Ted missed this 'cause he was too busy giving out. BTW, Shpud told everyone about the new thread in the old one. So there.

Trigger Happy · 06-10-2018 1:58pm

Delete a few post and you will land nicely back on 49999.

Trigger Happy · 06-10-2018 2:01pm

There will be no queuing for samhain tickets this year said DLR council.
Nah. Zoom in and see.

Shpud2 · 06-10-2018 2:35pm

New Home wrote: »

TA that Ted missed this 'cause he was too busy giving out. BTW, Shpud told everyone about the new thread in the old one. So there.

That I did :P

AndrewJRenko · 06-10-2018 5:49pm

Gwynplaine wrote: »

If I hear any more about this Brett Kavanaaaaaw fella I'm going to scream. Why the Fūck is this headline news?

Because he will change the face of America over the next 40 years, driving abortion underground into illegal backstreet clinics, removing any hope that Trump will be impeached, eliminating any possibility of restricting automatic weapons in the US.

This lifetime appointment probably has more impact than the appointment of the President.

Trigger Happy wrote: »

There will be no queuing for samhain tickets this year said DLR council.
Nah. Zoom in and see.

They asked people not to queue before 2pm

https://www.facebook.com/dlrevents/posts/10156504862125428

But what more can they do? If people ignore a civil request, they can't really chase them away with water cannon.

dxhound2005 wrote: »

People who press the button at traffic lights, when they don't want to cross the road.

People who press both the up and down lift buttons while waiting for the lift, but when your lift stops (takes 3 seconds), doors open (takes 2 seconds), put their head in the door and say 'going up?' (takes 3 seconds), you respond with 'No, please FO' (takes 1 second, because you really stopped after No)

they respond with 'Oh Sorry' like it's a total surprise that the wrong lift stopped for them.

Just like all the idiot motorists who seem to be totally surprised when a green light turns amber or an amber light turns red, as if that situation has never been seen before in human existence...

retro:electro · 06-10-2018 7:14pm

The ad of Amy Huberman’s new show, esp at the end when she says “do it”.
Ugh. Fcuk off.

Pawwed Rig · 06-10-2018 7:23pm

retro:electro wrote: »

Amy Huberman.

FYP

The Infinite Fart · 06-10-2018 8:18pm

Took the wee one into town today in the stroller and about 6 absolute gobsh1tes were just standing on the footpath having a chat blocking the whole thing. Didn't even attempt to move when I had to wheel the wee one onto the road to get past them grrrrr

Sephiroth_dude · 06-10-2018 8:21pm

Dreams about giant spiders, dreamt I was sitting at my desk and all of a sudden a giant spider appears from behind the monitor, I jumped up and it was jumping around the room trying to get me 🤢🤮😱😨

The Infinite Fart wrote: »

Took the wee one into town today in the stroller and about 6 absolute gosh1tes were just standing on the footpath having a chat blocking the whole thing. Didn't even attempt to move when I had to wheel the wee one onto the road to get past them grrrrr

Ass clowns! you should have mowed them down for it

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The Infinite Fart · 06-10-2018 8:33pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Dreams about giant spiders, dreamt I was sitting at my desk and all of a sudden a giant spider appears from behind the monitor, I jumped up and it was jumping around the room trying to get me ðŸ€¢ðŸ€®ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜¨

Ass clowns! you should have mowed them down for it .

Haha thought about clipping their heels alright

Robsweezie · 06-10-2018 9:11pm

downloaded flappy bird and i keep dying as i reach my high score

corner of hells · 06-10-2018 9:15pm

Robsweezie wrote: »

downloaded flappy bird and i keep dying as i reach my high score

Oh no , not that fcukin' game.

misstearheus · 06-10-2018 10:18pm

There is so much red tape and Jargon and Hoopla shyte around Online-Shopping anymore it's really putting me off buying things online now. You've about 3 messages to approve the privacy nonsense then a couple of messages about Cookies etc. etc. It's starting to seem like work!

Kitty6277 · 06-10-2018 11:18pm

The grapes I bought the other day are already getting mouldy

Kitty6277 · 07-10-2018 2:12am

People are roaring and shouting somewhere on this floor. Can't decide if it's another flat or in the hallways. Either way, please shut the fcuk up!

Gwynplaine · 07-10-2018 9:59am

Fella 2 houses over out sawing kindling since 8.30, on a Sunday fcuking morning. The poor man can't sit down. He cuts the grass twice a week, washes the car very regularly, is always at something outside, cutting, chopping, power washing, strimming, basically anything that makes noise. We call him 'the man who can't sit down', to the tune of The Script song.

MiliMe · 07-10-2018 10:14am

First lie-in in an age and im wide awake since 8. wtf.

KatW4 · 07-10-2018 10:16am

Woke up choking this morning. I was having an awful dream that I was drowning in a swimming pool. I was pulled out but I couldn't stop choking. It was horrible. I'm nervous in the water and it's my biggest fear to drown. I still don't feel right.

Paddy Cow · 07-10-2018 11:18am

I'm hungover and want a pizza but it's too early to call Dominos

Badly Drunk Boy · 07-10-2018 11:34am

I've have a skip for the past week and I'm struggling to fill it. Well...I'm struggling to even start to fill it most of the time, but even when I start, the hoarder in me kicks in. If I let my mother into the house, it'd be empty in no time (but that's not going to happen). It's probably being collected tomorrow so I'm trying (badly) not to procrastinate today.

A few of the things that I did dump were 'rescued' by neighbours, which I don't mind, but unfortunately the two sets of travellers who asked to have a look, didn't find anything worthwhile (except for two pairs of size 13 safety boots).

Badly Drunk Boy · 07-10-2018 11:46am

I'm trivially annoyed that whilst procrastinating, I was flicking through the stations and heard a question on The Tipping Point. "According to the Christian religion, Jesus Christ is believed to be the son of which supreme being?".

Seriously? I know I shouldn't have expected more for that 'quiz'...

Paddy Cow · 07-10-2018 1:21pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I'm hungover and want a pizza but it's too early to call Dominos

Just stuffed my face and now I feel bloated and tired. Time for a nap I suppose :pac:

The Infinite Fart · 07-10-2018 4:20pm

Every time we give the dog something nice to sleep on he shreds it to pieces and when we arrive home he looks delighted with himself as he happily eats whatever he has just destroyed.
It's hilarious for a few minutes until it is followed by some kind of gastric problem and a nice big vet bill. Ah he's a class doggie though just a bit mental

Also when planning on cooking something tasty and your all ready to make it and then realise you forgot to buy the bloody ingredients when you look in the cupboard!

Bredabe · 07-10-2018 7:35pm

The two classmates that dogpiled me on WhatsApp last week are chatting away now about how easy it is to get an extension on the present assessment.

Assessment should be in now and the prep for the next one is out and they are both clueless about it, yet when I mentioned it last week I was the worst in the world.

Times like this I remember why I don't like ppl.

Sephiroth_dude · 07-10-2018 8:11pm

Sunday night blues setting in.........glenroe music playing.........

Autosport · 07-10-2018 9:03pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Sunday night blues setting in.........glenroe music playing.........

Have you got your homework done

Slow Sunday drivers

Andrewf20 · 07-10-2018 9:19pm

Having to race out the door when you then get the urge to go to the toilet.

Same when you are itching to get started on building an ikea wardobe - then toilet calls.

Duck Soup · 07-10-2018 9:30pm

There should be a special place in hell reserved for people that say "Speak your truth" or "Be your best self".

Mookie Blaylock · 07-10-2018 11:07pm

Duck Soup wrote: »

There should be a special place in hell reserved for people that say "Speak your truth" or "Be your best self".

Indeed Groucho .. Facebook posts that say "making memories" & "living my best life"

BumChum · 07-10-2018 11:20pm

Drivers not indicating. I don't like having to chase them down and ram them into ditches.

Have you gotten THAT lazy that you cant allow your fingers to brush over the indicator as youre turning, you know, seeing as they're already within nano centimeters already?

Autosport · 07-10-2018 11:33pm

Duck Soup wrote: »

There should be a special place in hell reserved for people that say "Speak your truth" or "Be your best self".

I’m always living my Best life

Drivers who just merge into your lane without looking to see if there’s anyone in it

Surreptitious · 07-10-2018 11:33pm

Too warm with the heating on. I would have waited until November to put it on but oh no it's not my choice.

FishOnABike · 07-10-2018 11:45pm

BumChum wrote: »

Drivers not indicating. I don't like having to chase them down and ram them into ditches.

Have you gotten THAT lazy that you cant allow your fingers to brush over the indicator as youre turning, you know, seeing as they're already within nano centimeters already?

Drivers who leave it until they are turning to indicate. FFS, I can see you are turning by now. Indicate, brake, turn not brake turn indicate.

BumChum · 07-10-2018 11:51pm

FishOnABike wrote: »

Drivers who leave it until they are turning to indicate. FFS, I can see you are turning by now. Indicate, brake, turn not brake turn indicate.

Giving them maximum leeway here! I dont believe many people know how to use indicators on roundabouts. Its gotten so bad lately I dont even trust people with indicators flashing, I need to see where theyre going. Had a few misses with people indicating the complete opposite way they were turning!

the_pen_turner · 08-10-2018 12:08am

when you are looking to buy something out of the ordinery so you google suppliers. you click on the links and it brings you to company websites but you cannot find any of what your looking for for sale.

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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