Random Wrasslin' thoughts.....

J. Marston · 06-01-2019 3:21am

Only January 6th but worst spot of the year has been wrapped up. Priscilla Kelly pulls a "bloody tampon" (teabag with red colouring) deeeep from her tights and shoves it into opponent's mouth...

https://twitter.com/adamrivalpro/status/1079638962140901377?s=21

She competed in the Mae Young classic but any future career in WWE looks unlikely with Road Dogg's tweet...

https://twitter.com/WWERoadDogg/status/1081702455128264704

Sirsok · 06-01-2019 11:18am

Mae young gave birth to a hand....

Drake Maverick just pissed himself...

Spirit squad got "****" poured all over them...

Road dogg needs to remember the company he works for

Omackeral · 06-01-2019 2:14pm

Road Dogg's finisher was a pump handle slam where he'd simulate doggy style sex before delivering the move. Not exactly Frank Gotch or Lou Thesz himself.

Lithium93_ · 06-01-2019 3:40pm

Given what Sir and Omack said above, Road Doggs got no right to complain.

ERG89 · 06-01-2019 4:07pm

Lithium93_ wrote:

Given what Sir and Omack said above, Road Doggs got no right to complain.

I'd put Alamo James with Goldust, Lance Storm and a few others of being unbearable shytes online. The 3 of them act like they were Inoki, Hogan & Flair.
On a whole social media just shows up some wrestlers.

HandsomeBob · 06-01-2019 5:37pm

Road Dogg with his white boy dreadlocked hizzle dizzle shtick back in the day has no right to be accusing someone else of dragging down the business.

Agreed on social media showing people up to be the tools that they are. As for the Rhodes family, they all seem to have a high opinion of themselves but I guess that's what has served each one of them so well in the business.

Ali Bomaye · 06-01-2019 9:58pm

Hopefully Joe Cabray's dream match factory keeps on giving and a Priscilla Kelly v Martina match happens.

Itssoeasy · 07-01-2019 2:02am

I agree with the others that have said the carry on in that womens match was stupid. I honestly don't care if you are male or female or a bloody martian. That stuff is stupid whoever does it.

Lithium93_ · 07-01-2019 3:12am

I think Taz & Mikey Whipwreck summed up the whole thing perfectly.

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1081792065904742400

https://twitter.com/mikeywhipwreck_/status/1081788001863286784

leggo · 07-01-2019 12:31pm

It’s just old men finding an excuse to be a bit curmudgeonly (and a bit sexist tbh) because the business they used to be relevant to is moving away from them.

Bounty Hunter · 07-01-2019 12:49pm

meh to their "insights" and meh to the issue, it does display however to anyone who wants to go to the WWE that they won't get on their radar that way.

Bret Hart · 07-01-2019 2:00pm

The WWE have done some truly awful crap in the past.I find JR being appalled,by it funny and while it weren't on the same level, I didn't need to see him kiss a man's ass on TV,or just last year wanted to see someone pee themselves.
Sure doesn't Joey Ryan takes a lollipop from his tights and puts it in opponent's mouths and people love him.

J. Marston · 07-01-2019 2:22pm

Bret Hart wrote: »

The WWE have done some truly awful crap in the past.I find JR being appalled,by it funny and while it weren't on the same level, I didn't need to see him kiss a man's ass on TV,or just last year wanted to see someone pee themselves.
Sure doesn't Joey Ryan takes a lollipop from his tights and puts it in opponent's mouths and people love him.

Menstrual fluid > ball sweat in terms of offensiveness, I guess.

She can do whatever she likes but I think it showed a lack of foresight. She was in the MYC so she's on WWE's radar, she's very good looking with that whole goth thing that Paige had going on, no idea about her in-ring skill but a spot like that will turn off WWE big time.

Well, WWE probably wouldn't care but I think their sponsors would balk big-time at anyone shoving tampons into mouths.

Itssoeasy · 07-01-2019 4:18pm

Bret Hart wrote: »

The WWE have done some truly awful crap in the past.I find JR being appalled,by it funny and while it weren't on the same level, I didn't need to see him kiss a man's ass on TV,or just last year wanted to see someone pee themselves.
Sure doesn't Joey Ryan takes a lollipop from his tights and puts it in opponent's mouths and people love him.

Do people love him ? I can't stand the guy.

Lithium93_ · 07-01-2019 5:08pm

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Do people love him ? I can't stand the guy.

Can't stand the guy? Or can't stand the character he portrays?

Itssoeasy · 07-01-2019 5:45pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Can't stand the guy? Or can't stand the character he portrays?

Nice try trying to trip me up lithium. Well given this is a pro wrestling forum then I assumed it would be obvious that I was talking about wrestling. He does stupid **** in the ring.

Lithium93_ · 07-01-2019 5:49pm

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Nice try trying to trip me up lithium. Well given this is a pro wrestling forum then I assumed it would be obvious that I was talking about wrestling. He does stupid **** in the ring.

I wasn't trying to trip you up, pro wrestling forum or not, it was a legitimate question I asked.

PTH2009 · 07-01-2019 11:07pm

What am i going to do with my AJ Styles merch if he leaves after mania ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜†

Ali Bomaye · 07-01-2019 11:18pm

From recent WWE, they've had Spud piss himself, put an image of Nattie's deceased father on a table, used Roman's cancer to further an angle and have a Jinder Nakamura feud based around racist comments, to name a few things. But I draw the line on using fake period blood on an adult show because eugh vaginas or whatever.

Agent Coulson · 07-01-2019 11:26pm

I'd love to see Big Killian vs Braun.

Riddle101 · 08-01-2019 9:07am

PTH2009 wrote: »

What am i going to do with my AJ Styles merch if he leaves after mania &#55357;&#56838;&#55357;&#56838;

You could still wear it. My friend still wears his CM Punk t-shirt.

DM_7 · 08-01-2019 11:46am

Ali Bomaye wrote: »

From recent WWE, they've had Spud piss himself, put an image of Nattie's deceased father on a table, used Roman's cancer to further an angle and have a Jinder Nakamura feud based around racist comments, to name a few things. But I draw the line on using fake period blood on an adult show because eugh vaginas or whatever.

Anyone offended must think it was real blood and really bought into the whole thing.

sirmanga · 08-01-2019 11:57am

What are the chances that Vince cringes every time he sees Finn Balor's rapidly receding hairline during a match, which makes Vince go back and forth about whether to push Balor as the top guy.

The side parting (comb over) hairstyle Balor has works until he starts wrestling and his hair is tussled. I would put money on it that Vince is in the back going "God damn. The little Irish bastard is bald!"

Of course, Hogan was pushed despite having a tragic hairline, but Balor, with all due respect to Mr. Devitt, is not Hulk Hogan.

gerrybbadd · 08-01-2019 1:26pm

I despise Carmella.

Every single thing about her. The fact she's tried to shorten her name to Mella. She can't wrestle worth a damn. Her face has something really unusual about it, it's off, and I can't put my finger on it. Her stupid leotards.

And... The Dance breaks. Jesus the Dance breaks. I know this floss ****e came from Fortnight (don't get me started on that crap, f*cking dancing in a shooting game - what?). It makes me sick. The combination of her flapping about like a shot goose and Bucky Beaver's epilepsy-inducing camera zooms fill me with an indescribable rage.

Her stupid accent. Her stupid moonwalk that she can't even do. That skip down to the ring. Fu*k off with yerself Carmella

It's legitimately more offensive to me than yer wan pretending to pull out her used tampon.

J. Marston · 08-01-2019 2:12pm

Poor Mella. There are plenty worse than her. Nia, Alicia, Dana, Lana etc.

I think her face turn was one of the more natural ones WWE have managed to pull off recently. Code of Silence is probably one of the cooler looking submission finishers from the women and her suicide dives actually put the likes of Rollins and Ambrose to shame.

She had no place beating the likes of Charlotte and Asuka clean in title matches but she's alright for the mid-card.

PTH2009 · 08-01-2019 3:10pm

With Kenny Omega not offered creative control with wwe and the fact wwe say they don't offer creative control too anyone but I think that BS

You really think guys like the Rock don't have creative input on there returns/matches

gerrybbadd · 08-01-2019 3:13pm

PTH2009 wrote: »

With Kenny Omega not offered creative control with wwe and the fact wwe say they don't offer creative control too anyone but I think that BS

You really think guys like the Rock don't have creative input on there returns/matches

Rock is a proven commidity. With many years of success, based on his input.

Kenny is unknown in this regard within the ranks of WWE

PTH2009 · 08-01-2019 3:22pm

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Rock is a proven commidity. With many years of success, based on his input.

Kenny is unknown in this regard within the ranks of WWE

Brock too but that's more ass kissing by Vince and co

The guy demands a lot of money for a few mins work and his matches have been declining the last few years. Really hope they take the title off him

Necro · 08-01-2019 3:31pm

Ha, gerry your feelings on Mella seem like my visceral hatred for Randy Orton.

Boring and phoning it in for years now. More charisma in a wooden spoon than he has. Matches are average at best it's always the same format for his matches.

Same boring slither and slap the canvas and the odd inane 'RKO OUT OF NOWHERE' from the announcers.

It's not out of nowhere you blithering idiots, he's done the same thing for minimally 5 years now.

Every time I hear 'Voices' I instantly fast forward or turn off the show as I hate the sight of his dreary, emotionless mug on my screen.

08-01-2019 3:49pm

I can't enjoy a WWE match anymore with the camera doing that zoom in/zoom out thing on every move and shaky cam. So ****ing annoying.

Lithium93_ · 08-01-2019 4:41pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I can't enjoy a WWE match anymore with the camera doing that zoom in/zoom out thing on every move and shaky cam. So ****ing annoying.

I mentioned this to a friend recently, and he said you'd need a motion sickness bag watching WWE with their camera work.

08-01-2019 4:48pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I mentioned this to a friend recently, and he said you'd need a motion sickness bag watching WWE with their camera work.

If someone is getting beat down in the corner or on the mat with punches I have to look away.

Omackeral · 08-01-2019 5:12pm

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I despise Carmella.

Every single thing about her. The fact she's tried to shorten her name to Mella. She can't wrestle worth a damn. Her face has something really unusual about it, it's off, and I can't put my finger on it. Her stupid leotards.

And... The Dance breaks. Jesus the Dance breaks. I know this floss ****e came from Fortnight (don't get me started on that crap, f*cking dancing in a shooting game - what?). It makes me sick. The combination of her flapping about like a shot goose and Bucky Beaver's epilepsy-inducing camera zooms fill me with an indescribable rage.

Her stupid accent. Her stupid moonwalk that she can't even do. That skip down to the ring. Fu*k off with yerself Carmella

It's legitimately more offensive to me than yer wan pretending to pull out her used tampon.

Might not agree with all you've said here but my jesus I can appreciate the venom. Bookmarked for rant of the year already,

Omackeral · 08-01-2019 5:14pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I can't enjoy a WWE match anymore with the camera doing that zoom in/zoom out thing on every move and shaky cam. So ****ing annoying.

Honest to God it would turn you off. Thing is, it's completely pointless. Gets nobody over and serves no purpose.

gerrybbadd · 08-01-2019 6:01pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Might not agree with all you've said here but my jesus I can appreciate the venom. Bookmarked for rant of the year already,

Always knew you were a big fan of the Floss Big Dogg!:eek:

beakerjoe · 08-01-2019 6:39pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Might not agree with all you've said here but my jesus I can appreciate the venom. Bookmarked for rant of the year already,

Hed be better served waiting until december to post it........

Im gonna swoop in with thoughts on Nia Jax towards the end of the year and nail the award!

Necro · 08-01-2019 6:42pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

Hed be better served waiting until december to post it........

Im gonna swoop in with thoughts on Nia Jax towards the end of the year and nail the award!

As long as those thoughts aren't about nailing Nia....

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CastorTroy · 08-01-2019 7:21pm

sirmanga wrote: »

What are the chances that Vince cringes every time he sees Finn Balor's rapidly receding hairline during a match, which makes Vince go back and forth about whether to push Balor as the top guy.

The side parting (comb over) hairstyle Balor has works until he starts wrestling and his hair is tussled. I would put money on it that Vince is in the back going "God damn. The little Irish bastard is bald!"

Of course, Hogan was pushed despite having a tragic hairline, but Balor, with all due respect to Mr. Devitt, is not Hulk Hogan.

I think he needs new ring gear as well, badly. Those red trunks are not good. And how many of the top guys these days wear trunks?

DEFTLEFTHAND · 09-01-2019 4:22pm

Poor old Conrad Thompson seems to have gotten even heavier looking.

The man is suffering from morbid obesity, I really hope he can get his act together and start on a weight loss programme followed by gastric band surgery. I know that many people in the community have reached out to him.

If he doesn't he'll be in the graveyard. Our bodies are not designed to carry such extreme fat. Such a good guy with everything going for him, he needs to do this for himself and his family.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 09-01-2019 4:27pm

Bruce would want to look out for himself too. I thought he looked dangerously unwell in a recent interview.

He's already had two heart attacks.

DDP needs to get hold of these guys.

J. Marston · 09-01-2019 4:40pm

CastorTroy wrote: »

I think he needs new ring gear as well, badly. Those red trunks are not good. And how many of the top guys these days wear trunks?

I'd say those trunks are a large part of his appeal to certain demographics!

HandsomeBob · 10-01-2019 7:37am

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Bruce would want to look out for himself too. I thought he looked dangerously unwell in a recent interview.

He's already had two heart attacks.

DDP needs to get hold of these guys.

I doubt Bruce (or Conrad) are going to listen to fans on the Internet when they're probably already ignoring medical advice.

Obesity is just one of those things where the person is going to have to come to the realisation themselves that a change is needed. I mean they know the deal already. I doubt they needing telling that they need to lose weight.

Loughc · 10-01-2019 12:21pm

Is it just me or are the current HHH/Rollins and AJ/Vince storylines extremely similar...?

J. Marston · 10-01-2019 12:36pm

Loughc wrote: »

Is it just me or are the current HHH/Rollins and AJ/Vince storylines extremely similar...?

If Vince is going to focus on the XFL more maybe we get a storyline where HHH tries to usurp Vince. Even Vince knows his limitations in his mid-70's so they each get someone to fight for them. The early seeds being planted now are HHH getting the old Rollins back and Vince doing the same with AJ.

Rollins w/HHH vs Styles w/Vince for control of WWE at Wrestlemania!

Fantasy booking but I think it sounds awesome.

jaykhunter · 10-01-2019 2:13pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Poor old Conrad Thompson seems to have gotten even heavier looking. The man is suffering from morbid obesity, I really hope he can get his act together. Such a good guy with everything going for him, he needs to do this for himself and his family.

He works like an absolute beast as well, he's probably lazer-focused on his work and just grab & goes. I'm so grateful that i don't live in the States where delicious fatty food is available everywhere and the portion sizes are ridiculous. I'm sure he's aware but it's his own personal decision (speaking as someone currently overhauling his health). Maybe after chatting to DDP he'd consider something

sky88 · 10-01-2019 8:04pm

J. Marston wrote: »

If Vince is going to focus on the XFL more maybe we get a storyline where HHH tries to usurp Vince. Even Vince knows his limitations in his mid-70's so they each get someone to fight for them. The early seeds being planted now are HHH getting the old Rollins back and Vince doing the same with AJ.

Rollins w/HHH vs Styles w/Vince for control of WWE at Wrestlemania!

Fantasy booking but I think it sounds awesome.

I'd actually love that storyline to play out even with his limitations hed probably still do something insane

PopePalpatine · 10-01-2019 11:57pm

It seems a bit weird that Vince would pick a former indy darling who isn't even on his beloved Raw.

As long as Big Show doesn't get used like their last feud, I'm grand.

J. Marston · 11-01-2019 1:01am

I enjoy Rhea Ripley being an ice cold bitch on Twitter...

https://twitter.com/RheaRipley_WWE/status/1083472617552707585

HandsomeBob · 11-01-2019 10:18am

Ouch....though given they're good friends it does take the sting out of it. :pac: Rhea doing stellar work in general.

CastorTroy · 11-01-2019 10:29am

They're fighting tomorrow on NXT Takeover UK, for anyone interested. 7PM our time. With a Nigel McGuinness documentary airing after.

Wonder how NXT UK is doing on the Network. With double episodes, along with NXT and 205 Live, something must suffer

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