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Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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    #4862
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Mutants


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    #4863
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Grand,cancer. His ears pricked up.


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    #4864
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    mojesius wrote: »
    Lord Fauntelroy on de loiveloine now

    But he's right - it's immoral. You can't beat an Irish lad for screwing other Irish people.


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    #4865
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Whats more important.

    A mortgage or ridding yourself of cancer?


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    #4866
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Time for the nipple clamps.

    ****



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    #4867
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Get to the point


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    #4868
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Go private?


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    #4869
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Time for the nipple clamps.
    They might give you cancer.


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    #4870
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 208
    Joe Shows: 168
    No Show Joe Shows: 40
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 40
    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 33
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
     D'Omen Shows: 5
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
     AT LEAST €420,000*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    On twoday's show a millionaire who supports slum housing wil be discussing homelessness. And he'll also host de show.


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    #4871
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I'd seriously doubt he even knew it was there,never mind that it was closed..


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    #4872
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Where's Daddy?


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    #4873
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,765 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    We didn't have child psychologists, we were just little bollixes and got a skelp now and again. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #4874
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 19,942 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    first mention of 'spectrum' today !!

    31V8Es24HLL.jpg


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    #4875
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,441 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    a right wagon

    77225cf30257c6472a66bfe8e09070d968910ef8478324d8ea1eb38f1dfe.jpeg?w=446&h=299&crop=1

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #4876
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Gold! :D

    I'm here all summer year caller.


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    #4877
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,889 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    And I said... And they said... And I said...

    The services would have a lot more time to help if they weren't faced with angry threats.


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    #4878
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The Network Disability Team ???


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    #4879
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not listening and haven't read de thread. Just dropped in to warn yisser all dat tammarra is a

    FUNNYFRYDAY.


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    #4880
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    She sounds like she has money why is she waiting on a state list?


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    #4881
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Recurring theme with several of these troubled callers - their children are invariably described as high achieving or words to that effect. Maybe that's the common issue?


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    #4882
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Not listening and haven't read de thread. Just dropped in to warn yisser all dat tammarra is a

    FUNNYFRYDAY.

    You have no idea what your missin :):):p


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    #4883
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Put him in time out ?
    What about a clip in the ear missus


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    #4884
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Have you tried giving him a dig?


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    #4885
    ouxbbkqtswdfaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭ouxbbkqtswdfaw


    This is boring radio. Joe never realises when a topic gets boring.


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    #4886
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    sligojoek wrote: »
    They might give you cancer.


    Think it might be cataracts....I stand to be corrected.


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    #4887
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,889 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    She really loves the sound of her own voice.


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    #4888
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Toby's back. :D

    ****



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    #4889
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A forever home in a wheelie bin


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    #4890
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    She heard it first in the LL.


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    #4891
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Why does this happen to women?? Because Joe, there are no similar screening programmes for men....

    We just go the de doctor once in a blue moon and keel over.


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