The highest you have ever been?

Story Bud? · 08-06-2016 06:58AM

The Hunky Monster wrote: »

The time I was high off my tits and I dropped my smack down the toilet and ended up climbing into it and swimming around to find it.

Such a perfect day

Shint0 · 08-06-2016 06:59AM

Esel wrote: »

I dig Kerouac man just not here not now no how I ain't gonna bow down in the dumps baby got the mumps doctor said she should be ok bought a bottle of sweet Tokay me and Japhy in the park fell asleep woke up when the bear poked us with his stick Japhy got sick I drove all the way out of there Japhy said Finnegan's awake offered me a drug I didn't take drove not blinking not even thinking stopped for gas dawn was breaking over that down moon lit sight slept deep until blessed release woke me up to the sound of a truck crossing the tracks while the bulls rousted the holy hoboes from their sacks Japhy snored through that dark night Frisco was a sight for my sore eyes

Been mixing up the Kool-Aid again, have we?

hairyslug · 08-06-2016 07:10AM

Croagh Patrick, next time I'm up there I'll say a prayer for all of your heathen souls

Lemsiper · 08-06-2016 07:31AM

One time there was Bromo-Dragon FLY involved.

Esel · 08-06-2016 08:02AM

Shint0 wrote: »

Been mixing up the Kool-Aid again, have we?

That would be a Kesey question. Let's see you flowing free...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-06-2016 08:23AM

I took a pill in Ibiza to show avicii I was cool. When I finally got sober, felt ten years older but **** it it was something to do.
But you don't wanna be high like me, never really knowing why, like me.

Flint Fredstone · 08-06-2016 09:55AM

HornyDevil wrote: »

Sad that you (and those replying to you) have to come on a forum boasting about your drug use. You know there's plenty young ones use this forum so do you ever stop to think what kind of message you're giving out to them?

I ain't so young but I think it's pathetic.

How do you get boasting from someone recalling a tale from their youth? I was not boasting at all, neither experience was pleasant, the second instance was one of the worst days of my life. If it was a thread about the drunkest you have ever been would you be so quick to have a go?

Soft Boiled · 08-06-2016 10:01AM

A dance club in London, many years ago - took a dodgy E.

My shoelaces turned into worms and started slithering over my feet.

I was pretty sure I was going to die.

HalloweenJack · 08-06-2016 10:02AM

There was one time I smoked a lot of weed and ended up hiding under my desk 'cause I thought UFO's were coming to take me away.

I-m obviously very lame.

sbsquarepants · 08-06-2016 10:20AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I took a pill in Ibiza to show avicii I was cool. When I finally got sober, felt ten years older but **** it it was something to do.
But you don't wanna be high like me, never really knowing why, like me.

My 3 year old daughter was dancing around the living room singing this the other day. I'll have to keep an eye on her!:D:D

PARlance · 08-06-2016 10:26AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I took a pill in Ibiza to show avicii I was cool. When I finally got sober, felt ten years older but **** it it was something to do.
But you don't wanna be high like me, never really knowing why, like me.

Whatever about people boasting or glamourising drug use.... ^^^^ is just not on.

poa · 08-06-2016 10:29AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Ayahuasca. Without a doubt. Having a chat with god and him chatting back high. Makes acid feel like an aspirin.

Agreed. It's the best feeling.
I wouldn't describe it as a drug high though, it was more like a spiritual one for me. Like taking my soul out, cleansing it, then putting it back into my body.
12 hours of brewing the black caapi vines and psychotria viridis leaves on my stove, but worth the wait.
It tastes rank though doesn't it? The most bitter drink I have ever tasted.
Lovely colours and patterns though when one closes one's eyes. I saw some really beautiful things on it.

maudgonner · 08-06-2016 10:33AM

This thread is a very effective anti-drugs message.

I have never wanted to take drugs less.

poa · 08-06-2016 10:36AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

I stopped boasting about my drug taking when I was about 23.

Time to grow up OP. nobody really wants to read of your drug exploits. It's boring and makes you look pretty immature.

The irony is strong with this one.
Nobody wants to read of my drug exploits? Well you just did. So it's a moot point.
You stopped boasting about your drug taking at 23, well here is a newsflash for you: people are different to you. I am 39 and still boast about my drug taking same as I did at 19. I love hearing about others experiences now, same as I did at 19. 20 years of pleasure, hearing about it all.
It makes me boring and pretty immature does it? Well I stopped worrying about how I look to others a long time ago. I also learned that when one reduces a debate to name calling, or personal insults; then one has lost said debate or argument.
The thing is, I am neither boring nor pretty immature. So you have failed on your judgement of me. I am a lot of things; but a judge of others I haven't met? Never.
You are the better man though, you know best.

Duggy747 · 08-06-2016 10:38AM

That time I injected hash between my toes.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-06-2016 10:40AM

PARlance wrote: »

Whatever about people boasting or glamourising drug use.... ^^^^ is just not on.

I know a sad song, darling. I know a sad song.

HensVassal · 08-06-2016 10:42AM

poa wrote: »

The irony is strong with this one.
Nobody wants to read of my drug exploits? Well you just did. So it's a moot point.
You stopped boasting about your drug taking at 23, well here is a newsflash for you: people are different to you. I am 39 and still boast about my drug taking same as I did at 19. I love hearing about others experiences now, same as I did at 19. 20 years of pleasure, hearing about it all.
It makes me boring and pretty immature does it? Well I stopped worrying about how I look to others a long time ago. I also learned that when one reduces a debate to name calling, or personal insults; then one has lost said debate or argument.
The thing is, I am neither boring nor pretty immature. So you have failed on your judgement of me. I am a lot of things; but a judge of others I haven't met? Never.
You are the better man though, you know best.

In fairness you've dished out quite a few insults before your last ban.

Turtyturd · 08-06-2016 10:46AM

I've been on a plane.

pure.conya · 08-06-2016 10:47AM

The Hunky Monster wrote: »

The time I was high off my tits and I dropped my smack down the toilet and ended up climbing into it and swimming around to find it.

wasn't that opium suppositories, custom designed for your needs, or so Irvin Welsh said anyway

PARlance wrote: »

Whatever about people boasting or glamourising drug use.... ^^^^ is just not on.

at least Green Velvet (serious party head who once stayed on the session in Edinburgh for a week after a gig, missing 4 flights home!) had the sense to acknowledge that although there's something 'bout those little pills and the thrill is unreal , they kill a million brain cells

poa · 08-06-2016 10:49AM

HensVassal wrote: »

In fairness you've dished out quite a few insults before your last ban.

Agreed, I am human.
I can take it and give it out when needed.
With regard to people that start a sentence with; in fairness, one just knows that what they are going to say is of low quality.
Yet again, you have confirmed this to be true.
Its easier to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission. Banksy.

08-06-2016 10:51AM

There is no drug that beats a mania episode when you are bipolar and there is no drug that gives a comedown like the extreme depression that is part of bipolar.

poa · 08-06-2016 11:03AM

Deleted User wrote: »

There is no drug that beats a mania episode when you are bipolar and there is no drug that gives a comedown like the extreme depression that is part of bipolar.

I have a bipolar friend, and I agree this is very true. He describes it as the highest of highs and the lowest of lows.
The mania can be on the level of; birth of your first child feeling euphoria etc.
And the lows so dark and depressed one wants to die.
It's a dreadful curse to suffer, so you have my sympathy really. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
I have seen my friend so happy and so sad over the years, and nothing seems to help either. Drugs and counselling don't seem to fix it at all. Over the years it seems to have got worse as well, I wish I had a cure for him.

Wanderer78 · 08-06-2016 11:09AM

poa wrote:

I have a bipolar friend, and I agree this is very true. He describes it as the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. The mania can be on the level of; birth of your first child feeling euphoria etc. And the lows so dark and depressed one wants to die. It's a dreadful curse to suffer, so you have my sympathy really. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I have seen my friend so happy and so sad over the years, and nothing seems to help either. Drugs and counselling don't seem to fix it at all. Over the years it seems to have got worse as well, I wish I had a cure for him.

There's no cure unfortunately, only management techniques. It requires a lot of discipline from the sufferer though which can be difficult. Dreadful illness

poa · 08-06-2016 11:18AM

This is a simple one, but it was a real high for me.
My girlfriend and I went away for a weekend to a nice 5 star hotel for my 30th birthday.
In the jacuzzi I was drinking a glass of Châteauneuf-du-Pape and smoking a pure skunk spliff as she gave me oral.
I was feeling decadence, and thought I couldn't be more pleased when she gave me an explosive prostate milking and oral session.
The feeling of the jacuzzi bubbles, spliff smoke, wine, and orgasm was so intense. It was total sensory overload.
Multiple high feelings at the same time, orgasm/pissed/stoned.

Two Tone · 08-06-2016 11:23AM

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

How do you get boasting from someone recalling a tale from their youth? I was not boasting at all, neither experience was pleasant, the second instance was one of the worst days of my life. If it was a thread about the drunkest you have ever been would you be so quick to have a go?

I think they meant the opening post is boastful moreso than yours. And it really is. "Look how cool and bad-ass and edgy I am - and shur everyone takes loads of drugs, it's totally normal" may as well be what it says.

Flint Fredstone · 08-06-2016 11:29AM

Two Tone wrote: »

I think they meant the opening post is boastful moreso than yours. And it really is. "Look how cool and bad-ass and edgy I am - and shur everyone takes loads of drugs, it's totally normal" may as well be what it says.

Drugs aren't cool or edgy. Every type of gobshíte from every walk of life has taken drugs.

HensVassal · 08-06-2016 11:30AM

poa wrote: »

Agreed, I am human.
I can take it and give it out when needed.
With regard to people that start a sentence with; in fairness, one just knows that what they are going to say is of low quality.
Yet again, you have confirmed this to be true.
Its easier to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission. Banksy.

I'm not sure what to make of this latest low-rent sneer.

Call Me Jimmy · 08-06-2016 11:31AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Ayahuasca. Without a doubt. Having a chat with god and him chatting back high. Makes acid feel like an aspirin.

you beautiful lucky bastard

poa · 08-06-2016 11:33AM

HensVassal wrote: »

I'm not sure what to make of this latest low-rent sneer.

Well as Brendan Behan once said;
every cripple has his own way of walking.

Two Tone · 08-06-2016 11:36AM

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

Drugs aren't cool or edgy. Every type of gobshíte from every walk of life has taken drugs.

Very few take amounts as stupid and dangerous as described in the opening post. And as I said already, I'd feel the very same in relation to stupid amounts of alcohol.

I don't see an issue with moderate drug/alcohol consumption.

The highest you have ever been?

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