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  • #32
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I used the zoom function to have a proper look and can confirm that yes, it is a wooden board.


  • #33
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,757 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    According to the description, it is



    Not gonna lie, I don't know what a charcuterie is

    Tis posh talk for cold cuts!

    Yes, I had to search for it myself :p


  • #34
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,728 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Not gonna lie, I don't know what a charcuterie is

    I didn't know either
    charcuterie
    ʃɑːˈkuːt(ə)ri/
    noun
    noun: charcuterie

    cold cooked meats.


  • #35
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    I used the zoom function to have a proper look and can confirm that yes, it is a wooden board.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--sj6TI-Entg/TqqdPtl0PfI/AAAAAAAAAP0/Yqwze6SQPcQ/s1600/wood.jpg

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #36
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    marcbrophy wrote: »
    Tis posh talk for cold cuts!

    Yes, I had to search for it myself :p
    Cabaal wrote: »
    I didn't know either

    You mean some people eat pepperoni slices without a Paul Costello living board? :eek:

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • #37
    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    ScienceNerd wrote:
    Not gonna lie, I don't know what a charcuterie is


    Dead animals on display.


  • #38
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Would be great with a nail in the end of it.


  • #39
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 24,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    handlemaster wrote: »
    no idea what that is for... chopping board ?

    It's for hitting yourself with when you realise you spent 60 Euro on a fecking plank of wood.


  • #40
    zl1whqvjs75cdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭zl1whqvjs75cdy


    I like how in the description they class the shape as a design. It's a ****ing rectangle. Paul costello did not design the rectangle as much as he'd like to claim it.


  • #41
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Jesus tittyfcuking Christ.

    Fcuk Paul Costello, chancer.

    Anyone who buys that, deserves to be beaten with it until it breaks.

    Sixtyfcukingeuro


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  • #42
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    How is it "living"? It's hardly going to grow into a tree now is it.
    Amelie Cuddly Berry wrote: »
    Am I blind, or does it give no information about the size :confused: could be the size of an A5 refill pad or a bed sheet.

    Also apparently there are only 3 left in stock, must be pretty popular

    Or they only ordered in 3. It is more of an M&S kinda thing.


  • #43
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,728 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    You mean some people eat pepperoni slices without a Paul Costello living board? :eek:

    I know!
    I feel so uncivilized and dirty,


  • #44
    Graham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭Graham


    I tried to work out if the product made more sense with punctuation:

    Paul Costello Living? Wooden Board?
    Paul Costello, Living/Wooden Board?
    Paul Costello. Living Wooden Board
    Paul Costelloe Living Wooden? Board.
    Paul. Costelloe Living Wooden, Board?

    It doesn't.

    I did fire off a complaint to the Advertising Standards Authority for Ireland though. That board most definitely is not living.


  • #45
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    I have no idea what it's for but I feel like I'll be judged if I don't have one.

    You'll need one for your foreign property too!


  • #46
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I serve my charceuteries and antipasti on the empty frozen pizza box like god intended.


  • #47
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    another masterpiece from Costello

    where does he find the time?


  • #48
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,610 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Bit of an odd product for Dunnes.


  • #49
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    I serve my charceuteries and antipasti on the empty frozen pizza box like god intended.

    I used to have a board for antipasti but it came into contact with pasta and blew up the house.


  • #50
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,060 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Perfect! I know now what I'm getting my dog for his birthday.


  • #51
    donutheadhomer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭donutheadhomer


    smash wrote: »
    What does one do with a "Living Wooden Board"?

    I presume it is to replace a Dead Wooden Board


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  • #52
    beach_walker
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 976 ✭✭✭beach_walker


    Graham wrote: »
    I tried to work out if the product made more sense with punctuation:

    Paul Costello Living? Wooden Board?
    Paul Costello, Living/Wooden Board?
    Paul Costello. Living Wooden Board
    Paul Costelloe Living Wooden? Board.
    Paul. Costelloe Living Wooden, Board?

    It doesn't.

    I did fire off a complaint to the Advertising Standards Authority for Ireland though. That board most definitely is not living.

    The Paul Costelloe Living Crystal Decanter sounds like something you'd use in a Satanic ritual.


  • #53
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    It'd want to come with a complimentary bj for that price.


  • #54
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    It will go perfect with my new hot tub


  • #55
    donutheadhomer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭donutheadhomer


    There is also a "living candle" http://www.dunnesstores.com/paul-costelloe-living-candle//dunnesstores/fcp-product/2254206?colour=mink

    Ever wondered if Dunnes plyed the slave trade? - Living Men are even sold


  • #56
    Graham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭Graham


    beach_walker wrote: »
    The Paul Costelloe Living Crystal Decanter sounds like something you'd use in a Satanic ritual.

    Must take hours of rummaging to find something else to slap a name tag on.

    Makes you wonder what the purpose of the board was before it achieved its designation as a 'living board'.


  • #57
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Even though I like a bit of Sushi from time to time, I'm not mad about the idea of a Living Fish Salad.

    http://www.dunnesstores.com/paul%20costelloe%20living%20fish%20salad%20bowl/view-all/dunnesstores/fcp-product/2231288


  • #58
    Cookie_Dough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,830 ✭✭✭Cookie_Dough


    beach_walker wrote: »
    The Paul Costelloe Living Crystal Decanter sounds like something you'd use in a Satanic ritual.

    Yet this crystal decanter is somehow €35 cheaper than the wooden board for cold cuts and fancy cheese!


  • #59
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    "Paul Costello Living" is the brand

    Board
    Crystal Decanter etc


  • #60
    Graham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭Graham


    stimpson wrote: »
    Even though I like a bit of Sushi from time to time, I'm not mad about the idea of a Living Fish Salad.

    http://www.dunnesstores.com/paul%20costelloe%20living%20fish%20salad%20bowl/view-all/dunnesstores/fcp-product/2231288

    I reported that one to the DSPCA, there's no way that bowl is deep enough for living fish.


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  • #61
    Graham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭Graham


    mansize wrote: »
    "Paul Costello Living" is the brand

    Board
    Crystal Decanter etc

    whoosh


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