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Childish 'women' drivers.....

  • 24-05-2016 03:19AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭


    Even acting more childish with their kids on-board.... Most women drivers are shít ok.. I'm a professional driver and I've been monitoring the situation closely for at least 3 years.. So I'm now in no doubt what-so-ever.. I'll give one example that happens unbelievably on a totally regular basis>> sitting at a T junction waiting to turn left, huge gap, I try to proceed and a 'woman' driver will either speed up(attempted murder I call it)to stop me proceeding or when I do actually get out! I'll look in my mirror to see a mental looking head or hands going up and down like she just received news of a death in the family!?!>..... I have endless data to prove my 'findings'... One example today, which prompted me to go ahead with my 'findings' was>> reversing(I know I promised myself always to reverse into a parking spot)out of a parking space at about 3mph, with at LEAST AT LEAST half my car now out of the space and visible from 'SPACE' a car decides to drive at me make a deep sharp right turn around me and park 15 yards up from me in another parking spot... Thank You.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭gctest50


    Any links to dash cam footage of same ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    I have endless footage which I don't save anymore.. Ok.. My findings are final. I'm driving 20 years and a 'professional' driver 10+years, I don't have road rage(lost that years ago)I'm just stating a fact... Most of my findings are either laughable(bordering on dangerous) or cringe-worthy(bordering on dangerous).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    You might be a professional driver, but you sure aren't a professional writer.

    Here's a tip, if you write FACT after every sentence it means your 'findings' are inarguable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    What do you mean 'women'? Are they or aren't they? Also saying you have 'findings' makes it sound like you haven't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,367 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    I'm a professional driver

    Is that what taxis call themselves now?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    The evidence is indeed damning.

    After all, you Sam, have been involved in all of these incidents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    I'm not here to argue with anyone(I can troll with the best). If you can't see on Irish roads what I'm talking about!? Then you probably need to take a good look at your own driving. Thank You.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭BlondeMoment


    Thats funny because I was driving behind a man today on a main road, we were coming up around a bad bend on this road when he slows down almost to a stop, again ...on a bad bend of a busy road....because there was a bag of chips sitting there that somebody threw out earlier.

    Crappy drivers come with and without vaginas im afraid.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Most of my findings are either laughable...

    Aye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Words like "data" and "findings" have seldom been so thoroughly abused. Can I assume by "professional driver" you mean taxi man? You sure rant like one...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    As I said above, anyone disagreeing with me needs to take a good look at their own driving. Thank You.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭BlondeMoment


    As I said above, anyone disagreeing with me needs to take a good look at their own driving. Thank You.

    How does my story reflect badly on MY driving? Please tell me oh driver most professional..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    As I said above, anyone disagreeing with me needs to take a good look at their own driving. Thank You.

    I'd rather look at the way "professional drivers" drive, which is to say, utterly ignorantly of all other road users and the rules of the road. All the while devoting vast amounts of their day to pointing out the faults of other people's behaviour. The rules, it seems, don't apply to them.

    All my data confirms these findings and if you disagree you need to take the driving test again. It's the law, sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭gctest50


    I have endless footage which I don't save anymore.. Ok.. My findings are final. I'm driving 20 years and a 'professional' driver 10+years, I don't have road rage(lost that years ago)I'm just stating a fact... Most of my findings are either laughable(bordering on dangerous) or cringe-worthy(bordering on dangerous).

    upload a few bits of it so we can see

    thread here on boards for it :

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057386855&page=77


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Thats funny because I was driving behind a man today on a main road, we were coming up around a bad bend on this road when he slows down almost to a stop, again ...on a bad bend of a busy road....because there was a bag of chips sitting there that somebody threw out earlier.

    Crappy drivers come with and without vaginas im afraid.
    How does my story reflect badly on MY driving? Please tell me oh driver most professional..

    so what.. It could have been a dog!?
    So your question about your 'story' answers your question :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭BlondeMoment


    so what.. It could have been a dog!?
    So your question about your 'story' answers your question :rolleyes:

    It doesnt matter, youre not supposed to stop on bends. Why would you risk damaging your car and countless others so carelessly like that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    'My' 'findings' 'tell' 'me' 'that' 'men' 'and' 'women' 'can' 'be' 'equally' 'bad' 'drivers.'
    'You' 'should' 'share' 'your' 'unedited' 'dashcam' 'footage' 'so' 'we' 'can' 'all' 'judge' 'for' 'ourselves' 'as' 'I' 'expect' 'you' 'have' 'a' 'confirmation' 'bias' 'against' 'women.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    If your exit from the T junction affects the progress of another vehicle in any way, then you're the sh1t driver OP. Sorry :o

    My years of experience as a professional driver have taught me one thing

    Those that think they know it all, know fcuk all.


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    From my own observations, yes, women drivers can be awful. Who hasn't passed a school and not muttered about the free for all. But suspect at a serious level, drink driving, speed where accidents may cause injury and death, more male drivers are involved. This is a pointer...almost 80% of fatalities are male...

    http://www.thejournal.ie/road-deaths-ireland-2013-1252467-Jan2014/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,433 ✭✭✭cml387


    With over 30 years of driving experience, I can sum up my rules of the road in this sentence:

    "Beware of drivers wearing hats"

    Thank you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    he he
    Women in inverted commas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,255 ✭✭✭The Bishop Basher


    I've got a big willy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    As I said above, anyone disagreeing with me needs to take a good look at their own driving. Thank You.
    I'm not here to argue with anyone(I can troll with the best). If you can't see on Irish roads what I'm talking about!? Then you probably need to take a good look at your own driving. Thank You.

    It's not me, it's you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    My pockets hurt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    I'm not here to argue with anyone(I can troll with the best). If you can't see on Irish roads what I'm talking about!? Then you probably need to take a good look at your own driving. Thank You.

    Generally you're not supposed to admit it while staying in character but still 'kudos' for 'trying'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    "I have endless data to prove my findings.....but I don't have it any more".

    You can indeed troll with the best of them my friend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    They are not bad drivers but they never let you out ever


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭michellie


    Cringing hard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,610 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Least the guy has manners.A please and a thank you goes a long way.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭dusty207


    You seem to equate "professional" with "good"? A sh1t driver who starts making money from sticking a taxi sign on the roof is still a sh1t driver.
    I think in your case we should equate "professional" with "arrogant".


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