Wedding drunkness

One eyed Jack · 22-05-2016 08:56PM

Andres Thankful Toilet wrote: »

Na it was a friend of mine, so none of my extended family there, wouldn't have been at it if there was. Waited til fairly well on in the evening, so anyone who would have cared was too scuttered to notice, hopefully I just came across as a happy drunk. I wasn't out of it either like, just the one.

Well, at least you don't make a complete tit of yourself tearing up the dance floor with your tie like a headband, dancing your little arse off to all the 80's hits...

Nothing makes a wife pretend they don't know you faster :pac:

milehip · 22-05-2016 08:57PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

My sisters Wedding.

I was drinking from 2pm to about 4am .....

Drunk TA includes singing sex on Fire solely with the Wedding band playing behide me.

Doing the Gangham style dance with the singer of the Wedding band singer.

Doing the sexy and i know it dance with the Wedding band singer.

Its a day to have fun you might as well enjoy it then sitting there with a face on you.

You should do the wedding circut, most people would pay top Euro for a party animal like that at their reception!

Barry Badrinath · 22-05-2016 09:02PM

I've had my fair share of wedding drunkeness and madness.

I expect people to behave the same at my wedding.

Someone generally lets loose and goes hatchet. Tis the way o' the Irish.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-05-2016 09:05PM

I was seeing a guard for a while a few years ago. Neighbour was getting married, he was my plus 1. Had a great day. He was cheerful and friendly and got on with everyone at the table (all neighbours). All going grand, until the afters people arrived. Next door lady sat down, my plus one chatting away to her, she's half cut and started giving him a hard time, he was getting drunk too, but you could see he was losing his cool. She kept it up. I tried to get him to change subject, move away etc but she was like a dog with a bone. Very very very insulting.
The next thing he just switches, not the friendly light hearted "normal" non cop all day. It was almost like he was interrogating her trying to trip her up on what she was talking about. It's getting more heated, she's getting tongue tied, her husbands mortified, I'm mortified, you can tell she's ready for it to stop but just wants the last word. The entire table is uncomfortable, the next thing. Out he comes with the "condescending c*nt." Sentence

I have never in my life wanted the ground to swallow me up as much

PARlance · 22-05-2016 09:05PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

My sisters Wedding.

I was drinking from 2pm to about 4am .....

Drunk TA includes singing sex on Fire solely with the Wedding band playing behide me.

Doing the Gangham style dance with the singer of the Wedding band singer.

Doing the sexy and i know it dance with the Wedding band singer.

Its a day to have fun you might as well enjoy it then sitting there with a face on you.

So much craic.

The Sidewards Man · 22-05-2016 09:44PM

Often pulled a gamey old shiela loaded on the vino at 4 in the morning.

Andre 3000 · 22-05-2016 10:02PM

I know any time I have gone to a wedding and have a room booked for the night in the hotel, it's only further incentive to get absolutely goosed. Also, I'm a plague for charming anyone who's sitting at a table with baskets and trays of sandwiches and finger food. One of the bridesmaids nearly had war one time because I was eating all the food and paying her f*ck all attention...the man wants what the man wants :pac:

pragmatic1 · 22-05-2016 10:15PM

Because going to a wedding is similar to getting a court summons. They're awkward, expensive and boring af.

Spanish Eyes · 22-05-2016 10:31PM

Weddings would be great if you it was all over after the ceremony and a glass of champagne and a bit of cake or something. Bye byeeeee, see ya soon. Congratulations! Whew, that was grand, thank god that's over....LOL

Instead it is just an intolerably long day really. Stuck beside people you don't know too well at a round table for ten or so. Ugh, what the actual F do you talk about for two hours? And that's after three or more fekkin hours sitting through a ceremony and waiting around like a lemon while the photos are taken. Stifling a yawn or two and kicking off the heels for a minute. Yikes.

Then the speeches. Who the F remembers speeches? Only the betting on how long they will last, anything to keep you awake!

And then the dancing and the so called craic. Well no, I have two left feet, and I sit down for it all. So I am called an anti social fekker, and I don't like that either, grits teeth.

TBH if staying in the hotel, have often gone to the room, kicked off the shoes, lay on the bed and fell asleep for a couple of hours. Then rejoined the party who wouldn't know my name for dust at that stage.

Anyway, it's an each to their own thing. Weddings just kill me. Glad for the B+G, pity the rest of us have to endure the shyte that goes with it.

No wonder people get bladdered at weddings, it's the only way to get through it all.

JupiterKid · 22-05-2016 11:13PM

I've been to super lavish weddings with a huge number of guests and didnt know many there and felt the need to get drunk to counteract feelings of social anxiety.

But I've also been to smaller, more intimate weddings where there was less pressure to drink and it was a much nicer, more fulfilling experience. Yes I did drink but not to the point where I couldn't remember half the evening.

These days I don't drink at all and most of my friends/family who would have got married already have. Then again, I fully hope to be married myself some day.:)

lawlolawl · 22-05-2016 11:25PM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I can never understand this heavy drinking at a wedding. It’s so uncouth. Sitting in a hotel lobby drowning pints until five or six in the morning.

I was at the wedding of a cousin of mine about two years ago. It was a lovely day with a beautiful ceremony in a small church by the Shannon. They splashed out on proper champagne for the reception at the hotel, and the meal itself was surprisingly ok. I had a lovely evening catching up with my relations and letting them know how I was getting on over here in Frankfurt. I certainly enjoyed myself, and didn’t go to bed until at least 1am.

I didn’t want to let the festivities interrupt my marathon training regime, so I rose at around 6am to go for a light run around the grounds of the hotel. I arrived down into the lobby to see a bunch of drunken idiots still sitting there horsing back pints. My uncle in law –the father of the groom - arrived over and attempted to hug me. His face a deeply unhealthy red colour from the enormous excess of whiskey and stout he had consumed over the previous 16 hours of drinking. Another cousin was sitting there with an acoustic guitar, missing notes and slurring out the words to The Green Fields of France. I told them to cop on and call it a night before one of them injured themselves. Not one of them could construct a coherent response, and my brother told me to “fúck off and go run back to Germany”.

I didn’t wait around that day to see the aftermath of such excess. Why grown adults act in such a manner will always remain a mystery to me. Disgraceful.

We are a one dimensional people when it comes to celebrating or socializing. It's always all about getting scuttered and if you don't like that then: **** you ya dry****e, shure we're only havin' the craic.

It's just boring as **** and it's why i dread wedding/christenings/mile-stone birthdays etc.

armaghlad · 22-05-2016 11:41PM

Some of you people are drier than an African footpath! Getting air locked at a wedding is great craic! It's what makes them good

caille · 22-05-2016 11:46PM

I hate, hate, hate going to weddings in Ireland, mostly because of the drinking. The very few in Ireland that I have really enjoyed and liked, were small affairs, with guests who knew how to behave themselves and were more into the dancing and music than getting out of their heads.

The nicest, most civilised weddings I have gone to and really enjoyed, good food, a few drinks, great dancing, great conversations, have all been abroad (including my own).

I just avoid going to weddings here now.

22-05-2016 11:48PM

The last wedding I was at was an awful dry affair. Not surprising really given the bride and groom. I smoked weed and drank and caused a scene with my then boyfriend.

This was about seven years ago. I think. Maybe weddings have changed since then? Don't people now have all sorts of bells and whistles. Sweet carts and pigeons and bales of hay with chalk board signs saying "Mr and Missus this way" or some such crap.

30K for mediocrity. No thanks.

lawlolawl · 22-05-2016 11:50PM

armaghlad wrote: »

Some of you people are drier than an African footpath! Getting air locked at a wedding is great craic! It's what makes them good

It may surprise you but there are many people in this country who intensely dislike traditional Irish social gatherings.

Back when i used to drink, i gave up going out because pubs and clubs are ****e and I started making excuses not to go to partys/weddings etc because i find them to be a mixture of boring and also downright tense at times because of peoples excessive drinking and use of "the craic" as an excuse to be rowdy, aggressive, loudmouth arseholes.

That's not fun for everyone and some people can find it very intimidating.

Spanish Eyes · 22-05-2016 11:53PM

armaghlad wrote: »

Some of you people are drier than an African footpath! Getting air locked at a wedding is great craic! It's what makes them good

If the wedding lasted for about four hours or so it would be grand.

It doesn't. It goes on from early morning (hair dos, makeup, travelling, and that's just the wimmin lol). to early morning. No wonder people get loaded. There's nothing else to do.

Too long a day altogether.

worded · 22-05-2016 11:58PM

The funniest wedding I heard of was where the prof photographer turned up to discover he was an x of the bride !

Spanish Eyes · 22-05-2016 11:59PM

lawlolawl wrote: »

It may surprise you but there are many people in this country who intensely dislike traditional Irish social gatherings.

Back when i used to drink, i gave up going out because pubs and clubs are ****e and I started making excuses not to go to partys/weddings etc because i find them to be a mixture of boring and also downright tense at times because of peoples excessive drinking and use of "the craic" as an excuse to be rowdy, aggressive, loudmouth arseholes.

That's not fun for everyone and some people can find it very intimidating.

This is true.

Very little leeway is given to those who either don't like drinking at all, or drinking too much, and who don't like dancing or behaving like a moron.

Some people (like me and I can't be the only one surely)...just don't like all the "here's the craic, come on will ya, yahupp, woo hoo" stuff that goes on FOR HOURS...

I find it very difficult TBH. But I will play the game for a few hours then go to bed. No one misses me. I get that now, didn't always though! OH is the same, we are well matched!

I would never be rude or anything, but a discreet exit at the right time for me is what I do now.

Long, long day just the same.

Spanish Eyes · 23-05-2016 12:01AM

worded wrote: »

The funniest wedding I heard of was where the prof photographer turned up to discover he was an x of the bride !

Ah here, the poor fella. The HTB must have done all the bookings with him so.

Bridie never mentioned at all. LOL.

strawdog · 23-05-2016 12:02AM

You get to a certain age and weddings (of people you know fairly well anyway) are the only time you get to see alot of your old friends in the same night. So we all generally, over the course of quite a lot of hours, catch up, have a laugh and a boogie, and ultimately get quite drunk. Always good fun. No biggie. Each to their own tho

clairewithani · 23-05-2016 12:04AM

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Often pulled a gamey old shiela loaded on the vino at 4 in the morning.

What you mean is you pulled some middle aged drunken woman who probably didn't remember the next day what happened. Bet the rest of the men on this thread are mad jealous!!!

23-05-2016 12:06AM

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

This is true.

Very little leeway is given to those who either don't like drinking at all, or drinking too much, and who don't like dancing or behaving like a moron.

Some people (like me and I can't be the only one surely)...just don't like all the "here's the craic, come on will ya, yahupp, woo hoo" stuff that goes on FOR HOURS...

I find it very difficult TBH. But I will play the game for a few hours then go to bed. No one misses me. I get that now, didn't always though! OH is the same, we are well matched!

I would never be rude or anything, but a discreet exit at the right time for me is what I do now.

Long, long day just the same.

You wouldn't want to come to one of the wedding of my friends and be drinking with us if you find a few hous at a wedding long, last wedding of a good friend a few weeks ago was first pint at 2pm on the Friday and drank until 4:30 am about. Up at 10 for the breakfast sat morning and into the hotel bar at 11:55am and we drank there until 3am again without stopping that night (second night of the wedding was in the same hotel so loads of people around for the day session). Absolutely unreal craic, can't understand people not loving it.

lawlolawl · 23-05-2016 12:09AM

Emerald Nice Rope wrote: »

You wouldn't want to come to one of the wedding of my friends and be drinking with us if you find a few hous at a wedding long, last wedding of a good friend a few weeks ago was first pint at 2pm on the Friday and drank until 4:30 am about. Up at 10 for the breakfast sat morning and into the hotel bar at 11:55am and we drank there until 3am again without stopping that night (second night of the wedding was in the same hotel so loads of people around for the day session). Absolutely unreal craic, can't understand people not loving it.

That sounds like my idea of hell. No part of it is appealing.

Spanish Eyes · 23-05-2016 12:10AM

Emerald Nice Rope wrote: »

You wouldn't want to come to one of the wedding of my friends and be drinking with us if you find a few hous at a wedding long, last wedding of a good friend a few weeks ago was first pint at 2pm on the Friday and drank until 4:30 am about. Up at 10 for the breakfast sat morning and into the hotel bar at 11:55am and we drank there until 3am again without stopping that night (second night of the wedding was in the same hotel so loads of people around for the day session). Absolutely unreal craic, can't understand people not loving it.

God don't get me wrong, I love seeing people having fun. I actually have lots of fun myself!

It's just that I don't drink that much and the ONLY thing that really bothers me about weddings is how long the day is really.

Look, my brother got married a couple of years ago, and like you and your mates, he and his friends got on the wagon at Xpm and didn't get off it until two days later either!

In between I had a ball. I just couldn't stay awake, or drink for all that time!

Each to their own. Am not a killjoy, I just do what makes ME happy now mostly. Glad you had a ball.

Spanish Eyes · 23-05-2016 12:12AM

lawlolawl wrote: »

That sounds like my idea of hell. No part of it is appealing.

Ah it's a crowd of lads having the craic. I would run a mile myself though! But each to their own. We don't have to participate!

Allinall · 23-05-2016 12:13AM

PTH2009 wrote: »

I thought drinking early would be eliminated by the big dinner you get later, it would sober you up a bit ???

I don't get American weddings. It all happens in marquees and very little craic

Eastern European weddings go on for days and lots of craic is had lol

For a seven year-old, you've been at a lot of weddings.

pgj2015 · 23-05-2016 12:50AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I was seeing a guard for a while a few years ago. Neighbour was getting married, he was my plus 1. Had a great day. He was cheerful and friendly and got on with everyone at the table (all neighbours). All going grand, until the afters people arrived. Next door lady sat down, my plus one chatting away to her, she's half cut and started giving him a hard time, he was getting drunk too, but you could see he was losing his cool. She kept it up. I tried to get him to change subject, move away etc but she was like a dog with a bone. Very very very insulting.
The next thing he just switches, not the friendly light hearted "normal" non cop all day. It was almost like he was interrogating her trying to trip her up on what she was talking about. It's getting more heated, she's getting tongue tied, her husbands mortified, I'm mortified, you can tell she's ready for it to stop but just wants the last word. The entire table is uncomfortable, the next thing. Out he comes with the "condescending c*nt." Sentence

I have never in my life wanted the ground to swallow me up as much

He was dead right, just standing up for himself, nothing to be embarrassed about.

deadybai · 23-05-2016 12:57AM

yupya1 wrote:

free wine

Where!?

Lyaiera · 23-05-2016 03:20AM

There's lots of people saying they don't like weddings because of the drinking. I love drinking. I really fecking love drinking. Most nights? I'm drinking. I'd have a drink with breakfast and then a boozy elevensies and second breakfast if I could, hangover withstanding. You may not like weddings because of all the drinking. But did you ever think the wedding is ****e even without the drinking?

Yeah, yeah. Your special day. Committing to a life of blah, de blah. "I really like that ceremony because it wasn't as god awful as other ceremonies I've sat through. If I could list 100 ceremonies that I thought, "I'd rather be getting chemo for arse cancer" every three minutes, you'd be up around the four minute chemo wishing mark.

"You look lovely!" "And so do you?" I mean, you look lovely every time I see you, except when you have a cold. I like you. You're a friend of mine. I'll kerbstomp any ****er who says you have an ugly hair on your body. I like you as a person, not because you had your taint hair ripped out two days ago, and you were awake at 5am to get your hair pulled into shape. "Yeah, I didn't wake up until 7am. My mother stayed over and she organised things so I could get just an extra hour of rest." Feck off. I don't want to see the sun until it's the afternoon. No-ones dream is to be woken at any hour before noon to get slapped about for beauty.

The DJ is really great. We found him at the perfect wedding. We came in to watch him, and ended up staying for hours with everyone dancing with us. It didn't matter it was a wedding. We chatted to the bride for hours. We just loved the music he was playing. Sorry, the lad couldn't hear a beat if I tunnelled into his molars, and his idea of mixing is a JD and Coke. Yeah, he's playing the tunes you picked out, and told him he had to have, but I have exhausted literally every other avenue of entertainment, including going for a kip beneath the two hundred year old oak tree in the amazing grounds, I guess I just have to dance.

Weddings? No.

Fulltimer · 23-05-2016 06:39AM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

“fúck off and go run back to Germany”.

You got rekt, he is now the alpha male.

Wedding drunkness

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