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One person's norm is another person's weird

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  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When I open a new jar of mayonnaise, I often eat a spoonful. My wife thinks it's weird. But...it's Hellman's...it's just so damn good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    - Don't drink tea
    -If I'm ordering at a deli it'll always be a white roll, with all the dough scooped out, and just mushrooms on it.
    -I mush my dinner together so it's puréed. If I absolutely have to, (when I'm eating in public or at someone else's house) I won't do it but I don't enjoy it.
    It will be completely smoothed over, with proper lines made with the fork going down and across and I'll eat it with a teaspoon.
    - I only leave my toast in the toaster for 23 seconds. It should be still white, but not soft and fluffy. Butter it when it's cold.
    - I only eat fruit when I'm hungover. It's literally the only time of the week I eat healthy.
    - sometimes I feel like I can predict awful things that happen to me. I can't obviously, but I def think I've the ability to jinx myself. I remember once when I was driving, was speeding along a quiet road thinking to myself, wouldn't it suck now if I met the guards. About 5 mins later, in my rear view mirror, there's a guard behind me on a motorbike.
    It's happened so many times that now when I think something bad it makes me panic because I feel like if I think about it too much I'll make it happen.
    I know it sounds ridiculous but, I'm a paranoid foo'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    I'm a night owl and I think my body clock runs on a 25-26 hour cycle rather than 24.

    If I'm not working and don't have a fixed schedule to stick to I'll gradually go to bed later and later until eventually I'll just end up skipping a night's sleep altogether.


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    maudgonner wrote: »
    I'm a night owl and I think my body clock runs on a 25-26 hour cycle rather than 24.

    If I'm not working and don't have a fixed schedule to stick to I'll gradually go to bed later and later until eventually I'll just end up skipping a night's sleep altogether.

    I'll try the sleepless night if you eat a spoon of mayonnaise? By the way, that's a table spoon.

    We'll then compare what it was like to walk in the others shoes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    I'll try the sleepless night if you eat a spoon of mayonnaise? By the way, that's a table spoon.

    We'll then compare what it was like to walk in the others shoes!

    Done deal!

    I use the squeezy bottles though, so I'll have to estimate a tablespoon-sized squeeze :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭enzo roco


    When I open a new jar of mayonnaise, I often eat a spoonful. My wife thinks it's weird. But...it's Hellman's...it's just so damn good.

    I got sick reading that. Awful


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 706 ✭✭✭SATSUMA


    If I don't set my alarm on a Saturday morning I could easily sleep until 5pm even though I went to bed at 10pm Friday night!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭Juan8


    I don't eat butter,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭lc180


    I enjoy living in Dublin.

    Trying to explain to people back home in Donegal that I actually like living in Dublin gets me a few strange looks. You'd think I was living in Syria or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I don't want no scrubs.


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  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    enzo roco wrote: »
    I got sick reading that. Awful

    I've won money on it. Pub talk, "I'd suck down those sachets of mayonnaise/Bet you wouldn't" variety. Have never collected, it'd be like taking candy from a baby taking money for something I like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I've won money on it. Pub talk, "I'd suck down those sachets of mayonnaise/Bet you wouldn't" variety. Have never collected, it'd be like taking candy from a baby taking money for something I like...

    What sort of wimps wouldn't eat mayonnaise to win money?

    Your friends need to up their game Conor74!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭q2ice


    A sausage roll toast sandwich.
    A sausage roll inside two slices of buttered white toast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Not randomly no, but people talk about what's on tv a lot so when they ask 'Did you see that advert/show/episode?'' I can't say I did. Seeing as how I don't have a tv. You know. ;)
    So what's the story about the microwave?


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    What sort of wimps wouldn't eat mayonnaise to win money?

    Your friends need to up their game Conor74!

    It's too easy to collect. I can't say it happened often, we usually have better conversations...but when there's a lull...mayonnaise looks tempting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭Waitsian


    I don't have (or want) a television or a microwave which seems to shock most people when they hear it; they think it's weird.


    I don't have either myself. I do watch things on my pc though which would otherwise be on tv eg sport or episodic dramas. I don't have anything against microwaved food per se, just never owned one.


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Aldo Massive Bungalow


    KatW4 wrote: »
    My friend finds it weird that I don't change into my pyjamas as soon as I get home.

    Ohh I do that
    eviltwin wrote: »
    I drink black tea. People don't get it even though it's perfectly normal to drink black coffee.

    and that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I don't have milk in my cereal, can't stand it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,414 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    I love eating lemon slices. Just yum

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    maudgonner wrote: »
    I'm a night owl and I think my body clock runs on a 25-26 hour cycle rather than 24.
    28 hour day https://xkcd.com/320/ good if you like your weekends and don't mind going stark raving mad


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    Like Ross in friends, I don't like ice cream


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    I don't drink tea
    Ah go on.

    ...just a teeny tiny cup


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    I don't drink tea

    Thank you!!! I knew there had to be another Irish person who doesn't drink tea! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    When I used smoke id rarely have much when I was drinking

    But if I was out and not drinking I used smoke like a train


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,414 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    I don,t wear a pajamas to bed unless its really cold like -6 or more

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    I smoke real cigarettes.. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    I refuse to wear anything other than boxer shorts and a t-shirt when at home, within 10 seconds of closing the front door I'll strip off and I won't put any clothes back on until just before I leave the house .......... not that weird (I think?) but it upsets my wife when we have visitors etc.

    Also, I can only ever sleep on one hard pillow and no duvet regardless of the temperature/time of year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Not sure if these are weird but....................
    I can't eat a sausage unless I cut it length ways and scoop the hard bits out first.
    Also I can't eat a sandwich etc unless I clean up the mess first.
    Also if I buy a sandwich in a shop and see it being made, I still have to take it apart to check it before I eat it.
    I hate the inside pips of tomatoes too....normally scoop them out.
    Last one I think.....if I accidentally put a bit of eggshell in my mouth I get sick.
    So yeah.....as I said....prob not weird at all :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Do people still think boiled sausages are weird??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Do people still think boiled sausages are weird??

    Yes, because it looks like you're eating soft mickeys. :P


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