Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Dick phelan wrote: »

Was on the bus today, Heard some idiot going on about his rag week very loudly proclaiming all the drugs he'd taken girls he'd shifted ect, anyway worst part was when he was talking about some house party he said and i quote "We had to bounce when the po po showed up" What a bellend.

What a moron. I'd love to see him get a good roughing up from the guards and thrown into a cell for the night to cry for his mummy and daddy.

Bulbous Salutation wrote: »

Lads rooting around in the near date beer shelf in suburban supermarkets. Looking for 12 cans of strong lager for a tenner.

I don't understand why you consider them to be ****. If your "craft IPA" is on offer do you not avail of it? just in case someone sees you paying less than usual and thinks you a wanker for doing so. I just don't get it.

Brendan Flowers wrote: »

Guys who opt for getting a cheap haircut over getting a good haircut

You say this like its one or the other, i.e. if its cheap its bad, if its expensive its good. I doubt Donal Trump is getting a monday afternoon $5 dry cut special. So I can't see how they could be ****, i.e. how do you even spot them? just coming out of cheap barbers? What if you see one coming out with what you consider a great haircut, must be terribly confusing for you.

Minderbinder wrote: »

Please tell me where these good haircuts are because I've yet to come across a barber in Ireland with genuine quality and versatility.

The Grooming Rooms in Dublin is the only place I go to now. Excellent service.

How long before the hipsters are getting 'a Trump'?

At the Aviva today.

Saw a group of 8 or 9 men each draped with a Heineken (®) flag. Not a tricolour. Not even that poxy province flag. Heineken (®) flags. Each also had their own paddywhackery hat with the ginger hair on the sides. Pack of absolute bellends.

NufcNavan wrote: »

At the Aviva today.

Seen a group of 8 or 9 men each draped with a Heineken (®) flag. Not a tricolour. Not even that poxy province flag. Heineken (®) flags. Each also had their own paddywhackery hat with the ginger hair on the sides. Pack of absolute bellends.

Assume because it was green and white?
No other reason, other than they got it free.

anyone who says "The 'RA'', in a 'Mysterious ' way, as if I care , and anyone who writes across the tricolor.

Eugene Norman wrote: »

Nonsense. So common is it for years that seamas Heaney started his translation of Beowulf with So. Which he said was Hiberno English, which it is.

Complete nonsense, not in the context which the poster and myself are discussing the usage.


http://http://www.npr.org/2015/09/03/432732859/so-whats-the-big-deal-with-starting-a-sentence-with-so

Eugene Norman wrote: »

No the exact same context. Seamas Heaney starts Beowulf with so, that's the context we are talking about. The fact that it's a neologism in us English means nothing here. Nothing wrong with it either.

Total nonsense, not what is under discussion here at all.

malkmoose wrote: »

An English work colleague loves correcting the grammar of others in work, they are french, spanish, italian, hungarian etc. So non native speakers. Not only does he correct their already brilliant english but he has a big oxford english dictionary that he produces when he is correcting them

What a tosspot!!!!!