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Interview the person below you (Part 4)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    You.

    If you walked into an interview and I was the interviewer, what would you do?

    Probably get the job.

    How would I know it was you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    gramar wrote: »
    Probably get the job.

    How would I know it was you?

    It would say so on the door.

    What would we do behind closed doors?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    You.

    If you walked into an interview and I was the interviewer, what would you do?

    :pac:

    We would get straight down to business.

    When was the last time you had a job interview?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,077 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    :pac:

    We would get straight down to business.

    When was the last time you had a job interview?

    Thankfully a long long time ago, but not in a galaxy far far away.

    What was the last film you watched and provide your review

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    :pac:

    We would get straight down to business.

    When was the last time you had a job interview?

    I was of the understanding that this was one.

    What job is on offer?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    gramar wrote: »
    I was of the understanding that this was one.

    What job is on offer?

    Personal assistant/sex slave.

    Would you be a good sex slave?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Personal assistant/sex slave.

    Would you be a good sex slave?

    Yes I would.

    Would you be a good sex slave owner?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Yes I would.

    Would you be a good sex slave owner?

    With you, of course I would.

    Do you wear leather?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Yes I would.

    Would you be a good sex slave owner?

    You'd get treated pretty badly so I suppose then yes, I would.

    What's your safe word?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    You'd get treated pretty badly so I suppose then yes, I would.

    What's your safe word?

    Lemons. Sometimes it's "don't stop".

    Would anyone mind if you had a little sleep now?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Yes yes yes, they most definately would.


    How did your day start today


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Yes yes yes, they most definately would.


    How did your day start today

    I got up at the 3rd attempt.

    Who is your favourite bible character?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The guy that got stuck up the tree, Nazareth was it?
    Loved that story it was my favourite.



    Would you keep a baby lamb as a pet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    The guy that got stuck up the tree, Nazareth was it?
    Loved that story it was my favourite.



    Would you keep a baby lamb as a pet

    I think it's Zaachaeus you have in mind. From memory....

    'Zaachaeus was a greedy little man
    he cheated all the people in the land
    when their rent they couldn't pay
    he would take their farms away
    or their furniture or everything they had'


    Annnyway...No I don't think so, they grow up to be sheep.

    Favourite hymn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Dear lord, Lexie is so special and fantastic.
    Blessed are those amongst her company.
    Martha wouldn't have stood a chance.


    Is that blasphemy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Dear lord, Lexie is so special and fantastic.
    Blessed are those amongst her company.
    Martha wouldn't have stood a chance.


    Is that blasphemy

    I hate to be a stickler for detail but it's more a prayer than a hymn.

    Would you hit Judge Judy a smack of her own gavel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Well you could sing it a deep voice
    No I wouldn't, judge judy is boss.


    What's gavel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Well you could sing it a deep voice
    No I wouldn't, judge judy is boss.


    What's gavel

    A gavel is that little wooden hammer that judges and auctioneers use.


    Have you ever eaten in a Michelin restaurant?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    i hate restaurants like that, have you seen the muck on the menu?
    FOIE GRAS ROYALE, APPLE, WALNUT, FROZEN FOIE GRAS

    SCALLOP, CAULIFLOWER, HAZELNUT, LARDO, TRUFFLE

    CRISPY PIGS HEAD, LINCOLNSHIRE SMOKED EEL, PEAR

    I'd actually rather eat my own eye out with a teaspoon.


    Are you fussy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    i hate restaurants like that, have you seen the muck on the menu?
    FOIE GRAS ROYALE, APPLE, WALNUT, FROZEN FOIE GRAS

    SCALLOP, CAULIFLOWER, HAZELNUT, LARDO, TRUFFLE

    CRISPY PIGS HEAD, LINCOLNSHIRE SMOKED EEL, PEAR

    I'd actually rather eat my own eye out with a teaspoon.


    Are you fussy

    Not particularly but I know what I like and how I like it.

    Did you know that in Falcon Crest, Angela Channing's driver wasn't called Charlie...it was Chao-Li?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,077 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    Not particularly but I know what I like and how I like it.

    Did you know that in Falcon Crest, Angela Channing's driver wasn't called Charlie...it was Chao-Li?

    That info has rocked my world!

    Are you on the "go slow" for the afternoon?

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    everlast75 wrote: »
    That info has rocked my world!

    Are you on the "go slow" for the afternoon?
    No times passes slowly if indolent.

    Which is your favourite fruit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Strawberries

    Do you know anyone allergic to anything unusual?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    No


    What is the most you ever spent on a bottle of wine?.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭Jamaican Me Crazy


    No


    What is the most you ever spent on a bottle of wine?.

    €15 in Tesco...... I am trying to think if I have ever ordered a bottle of wine in a restaurant and I just can't remember

    What are your plans for the weekend?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭Zanablue


    €15 in Tesco...... I am trying to think if I have ever ordered a bottle of wine in a restaurant and I just can't remember

    What are your plans for the weekend?

    I'm going out for a meal tonight with my family.

    Do you have any nights out planned?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭GvidoR


    Zanablue wrote: »
    Do you have any nights out planned?

    Depends what you mean by "out".

    Do you take selfies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    GvidoR wrote: »
    Depends what you mean by "out".

    Do you take selfies?

    Yup. No shame.

    Are you on Instagram?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Yup. No shame.

    Are you on Instagram?

    I'm not.

    Did they ever try to make you go to rehab but you said "No! No! No!"?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Yup. No shame.

    Are you on Instagram?
    No

    What is your favourite season?


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