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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    You do know what random means, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Star Lord wrote: »
    You do know what random means, right?

    I believe it means "tactile woodworking" in Yiddish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The tactilest, baby! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭130Kph


    Squid Ponies
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    I’ve just two words to say:-

    the rules are there for everyone and they apply equally to everyone
    (regardless of whether an individual accepts those rules or not).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    130Kph wrote: »
    I’ve just two words to say:-

    the rules are there for everyone and they apply equally to everyone
    (regardless of whether an individual accepts those rules or not).

    Couldn't have said it better myself, so I found a permanent way to express it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭the14thwarrior


    i'm not random, i have many thoughts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Random is as random does!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Does this still work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yup! I used it and found it to be effective for up to FIVE days!!! My floors have never looked cleaner!


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Menas wrote: »
    Does this still work?

    This is where all our precious fun threads are going to be sent Menas. We had better get used to the place :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Getting used to it can take up to 24 hours!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    I am so great


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    How great is so great?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Are you allowed to fart in here? They don't smell if that matters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, but it must be into a freezer bag so that they may be harnessed as a source of power in our self-sustaining future, after the elder gods have destroyed all power plants and consumed the radioactive materials.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Star Lord wrote: »
    How great is so great?

    so great that my jet fuel melts steel beams


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Before or after its ignited? If it's before, then kudos to you. Is it Xenomorph blood? It is, isn't it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Before or after its ignited? If it's before, then kudos to you. Is it Xenomorph blood? It is, isn't it?

    just by sight alone.

    ban me again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ignite on sight,
    like a torch in the night.

    I think I might.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    They simplly do not make crazy like they did in the olde dayz.

    In protest I shall fall upon my pointiest pencil.

    Henceforth I will be enforcing a strict code of madness within the cuckoo's nest.

    Meet BATMAN, who shall be on patrol on opposite tuesdays and melancholy thursdays.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I love him, when he's not working/on patrol, I shall sit him upon his favourite cushion and feed him bean lard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts




    Immunity to stupidity eh, it works! I tried this morning to buy a euromillions ticket but I was told I cannot buy tickets without any moneys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Delicious!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    i wish michael noonan would cook socks in hell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'm not really sure that would achieve anything though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Deep fried socks? I'll have it.

    No more questions Your Honor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Salt and vinegar on those?

    And why do they leave us Johnny? Is it because of that thing I did to all those innocent people?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    I didn't leave I've just been keeping an eye on things from the heavens. One can exit our dear nest, but one can never leave.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Starlord you're being summoned!


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