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Ordered chicken last night...

  • 04-03-2016 08:21AM
    #1
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭


    Ordered a take away last night.kept two pieces of chicken in the fridge for shnacks.
    Just home from work at 6.30am.microwaved what i was looking forward to all night.
    Halfway thru the 2nd piece and this greets me, blood and all.
    Will i be projectile excrementing for the weekend??


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  • #2
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Dangerous.


  • #3
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    djflawless wrote: »
    .
    Will i be projectile excrementing for the weekend??

    Probably forever.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mmmmm. I like rare chicken. And you prepared it perfectly, flash fried, refrigerated overnight then zapped in a microwave.


  • #5
    Boskowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    A lot to be said for preparing your own meals in your own kitchen. That would put me off takeaways for life. Looks like vulva in batter.


  • #6
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Both ends....I'd be taking a bucket to the jax with me!!!

    If you look closely, you can see the heart beating..


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  • #7
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Both ends....I'd be taking a bucket to the jax with me!!!

    If you look closely, you can see the heart beating..

    Wont be long waiting for eggs :D


  • #8
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Boskowski wrote: »
    That would put me off takeaways for life. Looks like vulva in batter.

    Yes. Is that a thing now?

    Maybe the OP should forget eating it and just ride it.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Apparently it's not the easy to get salmonella if the chicken has been cooked at all. Though the reheating may not have helped. I ate undercooked chicken recently and thought I was going to die but didn't and Google said I probably wouldn't which was reassuring because Google normally says you're definitely going to die.

    Can I have your stuff? (Not the chicken)


  • #10
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Not all chicken carries salmonella so you could be grand (50% I think). Can take a minimum of 24 hours for food poisoning to set in. Pray to all the gods you don't get it. A stabbing would probably be less painful. Have you got your affairs in order op?


  • #11
    PucaMama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    I got food poisoning from takeaway chicken that looked normal before. Horrific.


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  • #12
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Allyson Tart Knee wrote: »
    Have you got your affairs in order op?

    Well most bills are payed this morning.might hang on till after 1 just in case...


  • #13
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    djflawless wrote: »
    Well most bills are payed this morning.might hang on till after 1 just in case...

    Don't worry about bills, does anyone owe you money?


  • #14
    The Raptor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭The Raptor


    Boskowski wrote: »
    A lot to be said for preparing your own meals in your own kitchen. That would put me off takeaways for life. Looks like vulva in batter.

    Thats what I thought it looked like as well.


  • #15
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,425 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    djflawless wrote: »
    Well most bills are payed this morning.might hang on till after 1 just in case...

    Whatever about the rest of them, make sure your water bill is paid.


  • #16
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Buy a clothes peg, you'll thank me later.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Boskowski wrote: »
    Looks like vulva in batter.

    Mmmmm,, says Ed Gein...


  • #18
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 19,905 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    When you get a chance consider following this link to make a complaint -
    https://www.fsai.ie/make_a_complaint.html

    Whoever gave you that chicken deserves "a tap on the shoulder".


  • #19
    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    Make sure to clear your internet history.

    Just in case you don't make it.


  • #20
    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    Also, put some wet wipes in the fridge.

    You will thank me later.


  • #21
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    mahoganygas wrote: »
    Also, put some wet wipes in the fridge.

    You will thank me later.

    For the ol ring sting.

    Arse like the Japanese flag springs to mind.


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  • #22
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    The good news is that food poisoning usually doesn't last long. 12 - 48 hours.

    The bad news is that....well you may as well bring the TV into the toilet. And a pillow.


  • #23
    Heat_Wave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Heat_Wave


    Where was the takeaway from OP?


  • #24
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Heat_Wave wrote: »
    Where was the takeaway from OP?

    Abbeyleix, Laois


  • #25
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Shock horror, blood found in animal carcass.


  • #26
    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    Zombienosh wrote: »
    Shock horror, blood found in animal carcass.

    Shock horror, After Hours poster attempts to take the higher ground


  • #27
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Zombienosh wrote: »
    Shock horror, blood found in animal carcass.

    Kinda expect food to be properly cooked coming from an establishment that charges for cooked food. . Well thats just me. . Maybe ive been eating take aways wrong all my life. .


  • #28
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    A classy establishment like that, how do we know it was even chicken......


  • #29
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    seamus wrote: »
    The good news is that food poisoning usually doesn't last long. 12 - 48 hours.

    The bad news is that....well you may as well bring the TV into the toilet. And a pillow.

    There's so many different types of food poisoning that they can last from 24 hours to a couple of weeks.


  • #30
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Yuck. A good vet would be able to revive that


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  • #31
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    This is why I practically incinerate chicken any time I cook it ...


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