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Jan and Klodi's Party Bus - part II **off topic discussion**

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  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,276 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭buffalo


    Stick it in the big ring!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,389 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Should he use wet or dry lube for that?


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,458 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Just watching cycling on Eurosport. Seeing Sam Bennett in the front group along with the likes of Cavendish. Thinking maybe we need to roll out the seasonal sticky again, then realised Cav was in last year's team gear:o

    Anyway, switched over to Radio 5 Live now to listen to something a little more current....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭buffalo


    Good article about current state of dublinbikes' funding and possible expansion: http://dublininquirer.com/2016/02/24/as-the-dublinbikes-scheme-stalls-is-it-time-for-a-new-funding-plan/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭buffalo




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    Weepsie wrote: »
    Information management could be my route in. I'll try to be a mole

    Just don't tell them that you are a cyclist during the interview process!


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Wear a Hi Vis tux to the interview, conformity is the way to employment.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,276 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    Anyone know if there's an online equivalent of the Cycling Ireland calendar for running races?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Anyone know if there's an online equivalent of the Cycling Ireland calendar for running races?

    http://www.runireland.com/events


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Anyone know if there's an online equivalent of the Cycling Ireland calendar for running races?

    And this thread also which is constantly being updated http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057523175


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭✭tomasrojo


    Further to my belated discovery that these panels on pedestrian crossings are for the visually impaired, here is an elaborate crossing:

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    To your right: bike lane, then two lanes of motorised traffic
    To your left: three lanes of motorised traffic, and then a bike lane
    Your destination: a pedestrian island

    Obviously, a lovely road.

    Anyone care to hazard a guess what road?

    South Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,383 ✭✭✭Tenzor07


    Jackass Motorbiker gets some instant karma! ha ha! :D


    https://vimeo.com/156657893


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Skrynesaver


    tomasrojo wrote: »
    Further to my belated discovery that these panels on pedestrian crossings are for the visually impaired, here is an elaborate crossing:

    IMG

    To your right: bike lane, then two lanes of motorised traffic
    To your left: three lanes of motorised traffic, and then a bike lane
    Your destination: a pedestrian island

    Obviously, a lovely road.

    Anyone care to hazard a guess what road?

    South Dublin.

    Blackrock bypass


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,912 ✭✭✭✭tomasrojo


    Blackrock bypass
    No, but I bet the panel there looks pretty similar!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,094 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Weepsie wrote: »
    - Glasgow Argus, June 9, 1842- arguably the first court decision applying safety law to the bicycle.


    Came across this while looking for articles on amateur sport for work from an article called "The impact of the sport of bicycle riding on safety law"

    Thought it worth sharing
    When I was a youngster, I had a book about the history of cycling and it said that the child had died in that accident and hence the reason why Macmillan never really pursued his invention or got adequate credit for it. (The book even had an artist's impression of the accident).


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    I got another bike, I have it hidden in work, I am not sure how to tell my OH, so it is to become a semi-permanent fixture in my office, also means I will have to ride to work after track to drop off the bike and ride home on my other bike.

    The web of lies begins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭rollingscone


    CramCycle wrote: »
    I got another bike, I have it hidden in work, I am not sure how to tell my OH, so it is to become a semi-permanent fixture in my office, also means I will have to ride to work after track to drop off the bike and ride home on my other bike.

    The web of lies begins

    If only cyclists OHs appreciated how unlikely affairs are for us.

    I mean, giving up more bicycle time and probably money for a second relationship with a puny human? Get real


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Rogue-Trooper


    I managed to find a solution to Dublin's gangland warfare for just €1........

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    I'm off to write my Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech.......


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    If only cyclists OHs appreciated how unlikely affairs are for us.

    I mean, giving up more bicycle time and probably money for a second relationship with a puny human? Get real

    This popped up in work over coffee a few weeks ago, and we were talking about people we know who have had affairs. The first point was how stupid they all must be to let it become such public knowledge but my resounding point, as a parent with a small child, wasn't the moral quandry of it all but that I found the idea preposterous.

    The idea that a parent would have the energy or time to sleep with someone else is insane, if I did have an affair, I would be asleep as soon as I got into the bed, it would be pretty tame, I certainly wouldn't talk to the other person or even interact with them, I would just sleep.

    If your having an affair and a parent of a small child, you are either on PEDs or a terrible parent, because that is the only way it could possible work.

    I might have an affair with myself one day where I book a hotel room and stay there for a few hours to sleep.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,157 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    I presume motorbikes are not allowed use on-road cycle lanes? I've been getting caught up by numpties riding motorbikes using bike lanes for the last while along the grand canal. Very frustrating!


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    I presume motorbikes are not allowed use on-road cycle lanes? I've been getting caught up by numpties riding motorbikes using bike lanes for the last while along the grand canal. Very frustrating!

    No, it rarely bothers me as they are usually nippy enough but then sometimes you get a numpty either going really slowly with no room to pass or even worse, the ones who skim past you between the car and yourself and nearly cream you out of it.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,276 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    I presume motorbikes are not allowed use on-road cycle lanes? I've been getting caught up by numpties riding motorbikes using bike lanes for the last while along the grand canal. Very frustrating!

    Dashed white line, you can drive in them. Solid white line you can't.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,458 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    I presume motorbikes are not allowed use on-road cycle lanes? I've been getting caught up by numpties riding motorbikes using bike lanes for the last while along the grand canal. Very frustrating!
    Go over to Motors and start a thread there giving out at them .......


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,157 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    Dashed white line, you can drive in them. Solid white line you can't.

    But can a motorbike use them as a lane in traffic for filtering? I'm talking as a cyclist now...


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,276 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    But can a motorbike use them as a lane in traffic for filtering? I'm talking as a cyclist now...

    If there's a dashed white line, they can.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Luxman


    My spin today brought me up to Garristown from the Swords Road, I turned right before just before the village to avoid the road through the village as its a shocker of a road. I took a little backroad which has a starva segment name 'Save your wheels and back, avoid Garristown'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    It's long been suspected that this is happening, but last night a truck was stopped leaving the country with up to €70,000 worth of stolen goods, including bicycles, and 3 Romanians were arrested.

    http://www.thejournal.ie/stolen-property-lorry-rosslare-2626359-Feb2016/


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Weepsie wrote: »
    I'm having this dilemma. Want to order a new bike, I think the GF thinks it's absurd but is too kind to say otherwise.

    If shes too nice, then that's her problem, not yours. Buy the bike.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    Weepsie wrote: »
    I'm having this dilemma. Want to order a new bike, I think the GF thinks it's absurd but is too kind to say otherwise.

    Must be a new relationship. In a few months time she 'll be.. "would you feck off with those bikes already". Unless you bring her in the dark world of cycling. Actually do that, it's probably your only hope.


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