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thattequilagirl · 22-02-2016 01:46PM #1

What do guys hope to achieve by sending them?

Particularly, to a girl who's explicitly states that she'd have to get to know someone fairly well before sleeping with them?

How are you supposed to respond?

What is wrong with these people?

kfallon · 22-02-2016 01:46PM

thattequilagirl wrote: »

How are you supposed to respond?

Gee snap....obviously!

HugsiePie · 22-02-2016 01:48PM

My friend Richard always sends me selfies. I don't see the problem.

ballsymchugh · 22-02-2016 01:48PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000323472560/a74b8cb532406fdf628e326a3f0aa9e7.jpeg

these type?

DamagedTrax · 22-02-2016 01:50PM

trying hard not to scoff at the post with the naked guy in your blog... 1 bowl of cereal away from a dick pick.

@bobbydazzler__ Ostensibly another fitness fanatic, this is really just man candy. Every time I see one of his posts, I don’t know whether to laugh at the pure audacity of it, or salivate. It’s hard to take the fitness element of his posts seriously, but I always like to see his posts in any case.

but seriously, ive no idea why a guy would send a dick pic to a random girl.. ive a few to the missus though!

frag420 · 22-02-2016 01:52PM

Well it works for me in nightclubs so
I don't see why it wouldn't work in a text.....if ya got it, flaunt it!!

RobertKK · 22-02-2016 01:53PM

Go to the Gardai and say you are being sexually harassed.

Duggy747 · 22-02-2016 01:54PM

Omegle / ChatRoulette used to be a bit of craíc until it became 99% of lads pulling their flutes.

smash · 22-02-2016 01:55PM

kfallon wrote: »

Gee snap....obviously!

It's you in her PM, isn't it....

razorblunt · 22-02-2016 02:00PM

thattequilagirl wrote: »

What do guys hope to achieve by sending them?

Particularly, to a girl who's explicitly states that she'd have to get to know someone fairly well before sleeping with them?

How are you supposed to respond?

What is wrong with these people?

I don't hope to achieve anything, I don't send them.

Hercule Poirot · 22-02-2016 02:01PM

I send dick pics all the time.....

In the hope that women will have intercourse with me......

Out of pity....

Because it's tiny.....

22-02-2016 02:02PM

Is it not a form of harassment as they did not ask for them to be sent? or maybe I am out of the loop of what is socially acceptability in today's society.

sbsquarepants · 22-02-2016 02:09PM

thattequilagirl wrote: »

What do guys hope to achieve by sending them?

Particularly, to a girl who's explicitly states that she'd have to get to know someone fairly well before sleeping with them?

How are you supposed to respond?

What is wrong with these people?

Shhhh!

Have another tequila and sure we'll just see how things pan out.
What are you wearing by the way:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-02-2016 02:10PM

"Why are you sending me a pic of your thumb?"

galljga1 · 22-02-2016 02:15PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

"Why are you sending me a pic of your thumb?"

Your pinkie.

robarmstrong · 22-02-2016 02:17PM

*in David Attenborough voice*

Watch as the young male begins his courting session with the wary female by sending pictures of his genitalia, he sweats in anticipation trying to get the right angle along with the filter to further compliment his genitalia to make it appear more attractive to the female. What a truly fascinating and enchanting encounter this has turned out to be. Usually courting events like this lead to further queries such as the native "Netflix and Chill" and local "spicebags".

RobertKK · 22-02-2016 02:19PM

You reply with an ad for penis enlargement and tell them you can't help them, and they really need to see a doctor who will be better able to advise them.

Day Lewin · 22-02-2016 02:20PM

They honestly DO think that a photo of a curly sausage will attract the wimmins.

It never does, but when a bloke lets his willy do the thinking, his actual brain becomes disconnected through some sort of primeval interlock. Examples of this are everywhere; sometimes in the headlines, sometimes in a cradle.

You can have a lot of fun thinking up smart replies, though.

22-02-2016 02:21PM

Strange.

I would hope that those who receive these pics have the sense to show the Gardai, or their fathers/brothers...

MadDog76 · 22-02-2016 02:21PM

thattequilagirl wrote: »

What do guys hope to achieve by sending them?

Particularly, to a girl who's explicitly states that she'd have to get to know someone fairly well before sleeping with them?

How are you supposed to respond?

What is wrong with these people?

I'm sorry.

Day Lewin · 22-02-2016 02:22PM

"It's definitely a willy. What happened to the rest of him?"

galljga1 · 22-02-2016 02:23PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Strange.

I would hope that those who receive these pics have the sense to show the Gardai, or their fathers/brothers...

What if it is from their fathers/brothers? Or indeed, the Gardai.

jester77 · 22-02-2016 02:24PM

At least he is being up front with you.

But seriously, you should just zoom out and look at the rest of him

thattequilagirl · 22-02-2016 02:30PM

RobertKK wrote: »

You reply with an ad for penis enlargement and tell them you can't help them, and they really need to see a doctor who will be better able to advise them.

Quite the opposite...

Nonetheless, I exercised considerable self-restraint and blocked him!

Bulbous Salutation · 22-02-2016 02:32PM

It's romantic.

thattequilagirl · 22-02-2016 02:32PM

DamagedTrax wrote: »

trying hard not to scoff at the post with the naked guy in your blog... 1 bowl of cereal away from a dick pick.

but seriously, ive no idea why a guy would send a dick pic to a random girl.. ive a few to the missus though!

Hahaha, come on - following an Irish fitness account that gets a bit risqué is not the same thing as unsolicited dick pics. It was actually a 30 second dick vid, but that doesn't have the same ring to it!

22-02-2016 02:32PM

Why don't I ever receive dick pics!! :pac:

thattequilagirl · 22-02-2016 02:33PM

Bulbous Salutation wrote: »

It's romantic.

He seemed to think it would "put a smile on my face"

kfallon · 22-02-2016 02:33PM

thattequilagirl wrote: »

It was actually a 30 second dick vid, but that doesn't have the same ring to it!

Course it doesn't, it was a dick vid not a 'ring' vid :pac:

kfallon · 22-02-2016 02:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Why don't I ever receive dick pics!! :pac:

Your PM inbox will be full by 1.45 I'd say......

everlast75 · 22-02-2016 02:35PM

kfallon wrote: »

Your PM inbox will be full by 1.45 I'd say......

Giggity

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