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Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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  • #5132
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,355 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Being bloated as fcuk. Could do with a huge bowl-breaker of a gick, but there's nothing stirring down below yet.


  • #5133
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Mod- Thread merged in to the trivial things that annoy you thread.


  • #5134
    boscabheag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭boscabheag


    The lack of a self service checkout at any aldi.


  • #5135
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Election posters that are so low they have resulted in me nearly taking my eye out today.
    obezyana wrote: »
    Or election posters so low that it's near impossible to see any cars coming when pulling out of a junction.

    If they are the cause of an accident, they were blowing around the place in the winds too, who is responsible, the politician who's face is on them or the person who put them up, or would you be chasing your tail in circles tying to get anywhere?


  • #5136
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    super_furry wrote:
    Being bloated as fcuk. Could do with a huge bowl-breaker of a gick, but there's nothing stirring down below yet.
    If only we had an expert on the matter of bowel movements.

    Got a few scones in Supervalu. TA' d that there is a plain one in the pack.


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  • #5137
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Here's a big one. When you're making food and someone says they won't have any, so you adjust the amount you make to suit them not having a single bite like they've said.

    Food is done -- and they grab a plate and start helping themselves to the food they definitely were not having any of?


    Same thing as people saying they don't want chips from a chipper.. ARE YOU SURE I WILL BUY THEM FOR YOU SO YOU LEAVE MY CHIPS ALONE. No..... Soon as you have the chips half of them are GONE because they 'can't help taking one or two'


  • #5138
    Calypso27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,210 ✭✭✭Calypso27


    When you go to use your vibrator and you realise that the batteries are dead :(

    Guess who? :P


  • #5139
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Calypso27 wrote: »
    When you go to use your vibrator and you realise that the batteries are dead :(

    Guess who? :P

    I don't know anyone who loved vibrators as much as a lovely lady called Medusa.
    But I don't think she'd be as silly as to forget to have good batteries! :p


  • #5140
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    Here's a big one.

    That's what I said to the cleaning lady after I emerged from the traps this morning :P


  • #5141
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ah yes. I'm familiar with those. In fact I might have one myself but I'd surprised if Shannon did :p

    Are you suggesting i'm male or female? :confused:


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  • #5142
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Are you suggesting i'm male or female? :confused:

    I am suggesting you are male. I have no idea why I think that though. Apologies in advance!


  • #5143
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I am suggesting you are male. I have no idea why I think that though. Apologies in advance!

    I'm male, but you'd know that having seen the pic I sent you.;)


  • #5144
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I'm male, but you'd know that having seen the pic I sent you.;)

    Don't tell everyone our secrets Shannon! :p


  • #5145
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Slight headache coming on, may be from tiredness


  • #5146
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    kfallon wrote: »
    Slight headache coming on, may be from tiredness

    Or excessive bowel movements :D


  • #5147
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    kfallon wrote: »
    That's what I said to the cleaning lady after I emerged from the traps this morning :P

    Your twin must have been in where I work (unless you do) 2 of the 3 traps were clogged, when flushed water came close to the edge and the last someone must have had a sprinkler attachment up his ass, it was everywhere....:mad:


  • #5148
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Calypso27 wrote:
    Guess who?

    Yay!!!! Welcome back :D


  • #5149
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Or excessive bowel movements :D

    Na I'd have ringache then!
    selous wrote: »
    Your twin must have been in where I work (unless you do) 2 of the 3 traps were clogged, when flushed water came close to the edge and the last someone must have had a sprinkler attachment up his ass, it was everywhere....:mad:

    Not me trout, we have 4 traps in our bogs


  • #5150
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Calypso27 wrote: »
    When you go to use your vibrator and you realise that the batteries are dead :(

    Guess who? :P
    KatW4 wrote: »
    Yay!!!! Welcome back :D

    Mother Theresa, is that you? :eek:

    *collapses*


  • #5151
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I was in Tesco and the amount of people who bring their full shopping to the self checkouts was ridiculous. I had 4 things to buy but I had to wait 20 minutes for those twits to empty their trolley, pay and refill it. Ugh.


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  • #5152
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    kfallon wrote: »
    Na I'd have ringache then!



    Not me trout, we have 4 traps in our bogs

    Well la di da.


  • #5153
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    [/B]
    Well la di da.

    And I've doublecoated pebbledashed all of them at some point!!


  • #5154
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    Same thing as people saying they don't want chips from a chipper.. ARE YOU SURE I WILL BUY THEM FOR YOU SO YOU LEAVE MY CHIPS ALONE. No..... Soon as you have the chips half of them are GONE because they 'can't help taking one or two'

    I am so guilty of this. I don't take half of them though, only about 3/8s :p

    Also welcome back Medussa :)


  • #5155
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Also fúck the Luas drivers, pricks!
    Had to get a poxy taxi to the train station today :mad:


  • #5156
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    kfallon wrote: »
    And I've doublecoated pebbledashed all of them at some point!!

    TMI.


  • #5157
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TA'd that I can't drink my lovely bottle of Spaten in peace without that Fallon fella talking about his shít! :p


  • #5158
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    TA'd that I can't drink my lovely bottle of Spaten in peace without that Fallon fella talking about his shít! :p

    Ah yeah, everyone blames their problems on poor ould Fallon :mad:


  • #5159
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    kfallon wrote: »
    Mother Theresa, is that you? :eek:

    *collapses*

    Need more than that to get her moving again!!!!:D


  • #5160
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    selous wrote: »
    Need more than that to get her moving again!!!!:D

    2 weetabix normally get me 'moving' tbh.....


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  • #5161
    New Home
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I do! I get great craic out of Fallon's posts :D
    Deleted User wrote: »
    TA'd that I can't drink my lovely bottle of Spaten in peace without that Fallon fella talking about his shít! :p

    See?!? Be careful what you wish for, Persepoly... ;)


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