ACHIEVEMENTS....That aren't really achievements

Oranage2 · 17-02-2016 04:34PM #1

So anybody got j list of achievements that aren't really a big deal?

I was talking to my uncle and he told me he was off the drink for the past 6 days, he was looking at me as if I should throw him a parade or something, people look for praise for every little thing these days.

Anyone got any other ones?

Iang87 · 17-02-2016 04:37PM

I go off drink for 6 days every week

Speedwell · 17-02-2016 04:39PM

I learned how to drive a manual transmission at the age of 49. Back in America, Daddy told me that all cars in the future would be automatic. Well, it might not sound like an accomplishment to you.

me_irl · 17-02-2016 04:40PM

I got out of a chair without groaning.

Peregrine · 17-02-2016 04:41PM

If your uncle used to drink everyday then that's definitely an achievement for him. Achievements aren't absolute.

kfallon · 17-02-2016 04:43PM

Managed to push out an 8 inch 'log' this morning! Tbh that's not much of an achievement but to get my bunghole to close back up to it's normal state after it was

Iang87 · 17-02-2016 04:44PM

kfallon wrote: »

Managed to push out an 8 inch 'log' this morning! Tbh that's not much of an achievement but to get my bunghole to close back up to it's normal state after it was

There's nothing worse than walking like John Wayne out of a bathroom

dub_skav · 17-02-2016 04:45PM

me_irl wrote: »

I got out of a chair without groaning.

Did the chair?

whiskeyman · 17-02-2016 04:46PM

You're 16!
Well done you...

You met someone famous?
Who gives a fupp!

Sheep Lover · 17-02-2016 04:46PM

Iang87 wrote: »

There's nothing worse than walking like John Wayne out of a bathroom

Who'd you go to the bathroom with? George Michael?

me_irl · 17-02-2016 04:47PM

dub_skav wrote: »

Did the chair?

Well, lets just say I'm single hand-to-mouth-edly ruining the million pound challenge.

context...

maudgonner · 17-02-2016 04:48PM

Over in the "Describe your favourite move and then see if people can guess it" thread, people keep posting identical clues for "Finding Nemo" every few days. I've got it three times now.

I should feel guilty about those likes, I know. But hey, it all counts towards the big prize I'm gonna win at the end of the thread, right? Right?!

SAMTALK · 17-02-2016 04:48PM

kfallon wrote: »

Managed to push out an 8 inch 'log' this morning! Tbh that's not much of an achievement but to get my bunghole to close back up to it's normal state after it was

Im relatively new to boards but my achievement (not really) is that I have got to know more about kfallon than:rolleyes: I really need to know

Hammer89 · 17-02-2016 04:48PM

kfallon wrote: »

Managed to push out an 8 inch 'log' this morning! Tbh that's not much of an achievement but to get my bunghole to close back up to it's normal state after it was

Must've made a change from eight-inch objects going in rather than out. Hope you're okay x.

Hammer89 · 17-02-2016 04:52PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

So anybody got j list of achievements that aren't really a big deal?

I was talking to my uncle and he told me he was off the drink for the past 6 days, he was looking at me as if I should throw him a parade or something, people look for praise for every little thing these days.

Anyone got any other ones?

You remind me of Jeremy Kyle, who mocks a junkie of some description over his habit, before being told by the aforementioned junkie that he's now clean. Jez, slightly embarrassed, ask for how long and whatever the guest says, Jez puts it down and the whole audience laugh along with him.

I'm sitting there thinking "well, people who are clean for 10 years were clean for the same amount of days this bloke is claiming once upon a time". Just makes no sense to me.

topper75 · 17-02-2016 05:00PM

kfallon wrote: »

Managed to push out an 8 inch 'log' this morning! Tbh that's not much of an achievement but to get my bunghole to close back up to it's normal state after it was

I hope that is 8" in length. Because if it is diameter ... well, let's just say you'd want some power in your nipsy to be crimping it.

Anyway - Bravo... isn't that what your'e supposed to say in these situations?

Permabear · 17-02-2016 05:01PM

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The_Valeyard · 17-02-2016 05:01PM

X box / Steam achievements

At the end of the day,no one cares how much of a game you unlocked.

kfallon · 17-02-2016 05:01PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

Must've made a change from eight-inch objects going in rather than out. Hope you're okay x.

If I was used to them going in I'd have had no problem in getting this out! Had to pinch off at around the 8 inch mark, relax, have a brief interlude and get my breath back and then banish the rest of it up the Liffey! Tough work, Trap 1 was like a sweatbox this morn too!

One More Toy · 17-02-2016 05:02PM

Suffering from depression

A huge achievement for me is getting out of bed in the morning and making it to work

B.A._Baracus · 17-02-2016 05:03PM

People who say they skydived for charity etc comes to mind.

kfallon · 17-02-2016 05:03PM

One More Toy wrote: »

Suffering from depression

A huge achievement for me is getting out of bed in the morning and making it to work

Hope you feel better soon, just keep going with the small steps like above! You can do it

Permabear · 17-02-2016 05:03PM

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SEPT 23 1989 · 17-02-2016 05:04PM

Permabear wrote: »

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are you married 20 years?

biko · 17-02-2016 05:05PM

Everyone in this thread gets a participation trophy!

One More Toy · 17-02-2016 05:05PM

kfallon wrote: »

Hope you feel better soon, just keep going with the small steps like above! You can do it

It pales in comparison to the 8incher log!

Even doing chores like washing the dishes or washing the clothes is a great boost!

Hercule Poirot · 17-02-2016 05:05PM

"Graduating" playschool.....

What a load of bollix!

One More Toy · 17-02-2016 05:06PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

are you married 20 years?

I'm with the missus 5 years

I think I should be a contender for the Nobel peace prize

kfallon · 17-02-2016 05:07PM

One More Toy wrote: »

It pales in comparison to the 8incher log!

Even doing chores like washing the dishes or washing the clothes is a great boost!

Keep going for those boosts my friend!

BoJack Horseman · 17-02-2016 05:07PM

Some achievements need to be lauded

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEDr3P4CUAE2Vo2.jpg

Mr. CooL ICE · 17-02-2016 05:07PM

I can fit 8 pringles into my mouth and seal my lips without breaking any of them.

ACHIEVEMENTS....That aren't really achievements

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