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Coughing at other men at night instead of fighting

  • 14-02-2016 05:52PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭


    Does anyone else do this?

    Always during the winter when the nights are longer.

    You're walking home half cut on a deserted street and you see another man walking towards you. So you do a little cough/sniff/throat clear that says "I come in peace sir - I have no quarrel with you" and he does the same and you both walk by each other without drawing down.

    Another variant is to do something which illustrates you lack of interest in fisticuffs like checking your phone or admiring the moon.

    I always notice it. It's cool.

    Any man that doesn't subconsciously do these things are putting themselves in grave danger, IMO.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Yeah,as soon as the clocks go back


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,413 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I know AH often exists in its own weird parallel universe, but wtf????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    I just go on bended knee and offer to suck their mickey, diffuses any potentially dangerous situations.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,303 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever heard of anything like this, and even trying to picture it, it just sounds so... bizarre :pac:

    This is a joke, right? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    I find if I wave my cock around that guys tend to know I come(pun intended) in piece and they back of.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever heard of anything like this, and even trying to picture it, it just sounds so... bizarre :pac:

    This is a joke, right? :D

    From the looks of things you're on borrowed time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,205 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I normally beat them to a pulp....just to be sure like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    I make the sacred signal. If the gesture is returned I know he is a fellow brother of the wolf, and we both get to live another night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,313 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I'm sure 'coughing at other men at night' isn't a euphemism as some might have suggested, but isn't coughing at somebody almost aggressive, possibly leading to fighting? I presume you just mean coughing generally, as a distraction to show you're no threat, not 'coughing at' them.


    I hate when people cough at me, especially when I'm eating. It's rude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭GreatDefector


    Zaph wrote: »
    I know AH often exists in its own weird parallel universe, but wtf????

    *cough*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    I'm sure 'coughing at other men at night' isn't a euphemism as some might have suggested, but isn't coughing at somebody almost aggressive, possibly leading to fighting? I presume you just mean coughing generally, as a distraction to show you're no threat, not 'coughing at' them.


    I hate when people cough at me, especially when I'm eating. It's rude.

    Having a little cough to yourself. Like clearing you throat. To show you lack of intention to duel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,061 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    I don't leave the house and I believe this is the safest strategy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I don't know what is real anymore


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    No. On every level. No.

    Totally implausible scenario to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    No. On every level. No.

    Totally implausible scenario to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Tilikum


    I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever heard of anything like this, and even trying to picture it, it just sounds so... bizarre :pac:

    This is a joke, right? :D

    +1

    No idea what he's on about.

    What I do notice is this.......why do lads always spit in a urinal before they use it? Do ye think it makes ye look tough?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    I just go on bended knee and offer to suck their mickey, diffuses any potentially dangerous situations.

    Sheep Lover, you'll never find another ewe ....... if you keep being unfaithful:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    I've never come across this phenomenon before. The only context where it might happen is something like this.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,684 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I know exactly what you mean OP. I became conscious off it when I started walking the dog at night.

    It's the male equivalent of sniffing other men's asses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,735 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    Zaph wrote: »
    I know AH often exists in its own weird parallel universe, but wtf????

    Just... LOL

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Ignatius in bloom


    Yeah I usually do that and when they pass feeling all secure and safe I attack from behind like a true champion!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Zaph wrote: »
    I know AH often exists in its own weird parallel universe, but wtf????

    http://images.clipartpanda.com/weed-symbol-tattoo-weed-hi.png

    ...I'd say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    The only time a cough works as a signal is when you're on the Loo and you want to let the person walking your way know that you're in there.

    Or maybe run the tap.

    Or maybe just let the sucker plop into the bowl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Karl Pilkington is that you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    I knife anyone I see on a deserted street. Can you PM your location, am tripping over bodies on my road at the moment.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    faceman wrote: »
    I know exactly what you mean OP. I became conscious off it when I started walking the dog at night.

    It's the male equivalent of sniffing other men's asses.

    You mean I don't have to sniff men's asses?

    Is there a reason I'm only hearing this now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Here's a dog with a willy bum,if that Imgur ready! http://imgur.com/gallery/lWTUa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,793 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    wtf

    what kind of sick place is this. we have to have a signal that its safe to pass another person on the street .
    what happens if 'one of them' infiltrates your safe zone and smuggles out the secret code to all the rest of 'them'
    now 'they' know that if a victim is approaching and coughs that they can sneak in closer to you when your guard is down and attack you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,793 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    wtf

    what kind of sick place is this. we have to have a signal that its safe to pass another person on the street .
    what happens if 'one of them' infiltrates your safe zone and smuggles out the secret code to all the rest of 'them'
    now 'they' know that if a victim is approaching and coughs that they can sneak in closer to you when your guard is down and attack you


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    I normally do a fart. Defuses all sorts of situations


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