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Interview the person below you (Part 4)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Yes, as I live miles from civilization.

    How many cars have you owned?
    No. In fact I wouldn't be great at folding full stop.

    Can you make those cardboard boxes that you get in the post office?

    Not sure of the ones you mean but I'd back myself to be able to do it.

    Would you be suspicious of a straight banana?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,086 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    Not sure of the ones you mean but I'd back myself to be able to do it.

    Would you be suspicious of a straight banana?

    is that a euphemism?

    What is your favourite breakfast?

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not sure of the ones you mean but I'd back myself to be able to do it.

    Would you be suspicious of a straight banana?

    I would be but I'd eat it anyway.

    Do you have a good diet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    is that a euphemism?

    What is your favourite breakfast?

    A big greasy hangover fry...it's not a euphemism, it was a straight question...you think too much about my q's sometimes.
    I would be but I'd eat it anyway.

    Do you have a good diet?

    Yeah, I'd consider it to be quite healthy on the whole.

    Ever had to fumigate your home?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    A big greasy hangover fry...it's not a euphemism, it was a straight question...you think too much about my q's sometimes.



    Yeah, I'd consider it to be quite healthy on the whole.

    Ever had to fumigate your home?

    Never.

    Does your job give you the flexibility to post on boards?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Never.

    Does your job give you the flexibility to post on boards?

    It doesn't but I take the liberty.

    Can you differentiate people from Asian countries...say S.Korea, Japanese and Chinese?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,086 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    It doesn't but I take the liberty.

    Can you differentiate people from Asian countries...say S.Korea, Japanese and Chinese?

    Yes - I remember via the poem.. "chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these!"

    When was your last interview, and was it successful?

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Yes - I remember via the poem.. "chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these!"

    When was your last interview, and was it successful?

    About 8 years ago and I'm still here taking liberties on boards.

    Are you ever disappointed about how bland some places names are when translated into English?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    About 8 years ago and I'm still here taking liberties on boards.

    Are you ever disappointed about how bland some places names are when translated into English?

    I'm not.

    Are you a city man or a country man?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Ogogo


    I am a county man living overlooking the city - best of both worlds.

    Whats the most likely outcome after the election?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I'm not.

    Are you a city man or a country man?

    I live in the country.

    Do you have any neighbours that are further than a stones throw away?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    gramar wrote: »
    I live in the country.

    Do you have any neighbours that are further than a stones throw away?

    No. We all live in very close quarters.

    Ever have a falling out with your neighbours?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ogogo wrote: »
    I am a county man living overlooking the city - best of both worlds.

    Whats the most likely outcome after the election?

    Things will most likely continue in more or less the same vein.
    No. We all live in very close quarters.

    Ever have a falling out with your neighbours?

    Yeah...had a verbal altercation once. Didn't even know the fella to see as he lived 2 floors down. It's funny that he accused me of being unneighbourly when I didn't even know he was a neighbour. I told him to go fcuk himself and asked him if that was what he meant.

    Has anyone ever said goodbye to you saying 'see you in the next cartoon?'


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Things will most likely continue in more or less the same vein.



    Yeah...had a verbal altercation once. Didn't even know the fella to see as he lived 2 floors down. It's funny that he accused me of being unneighbourly when I didn't even know he was a neighbour. I told him to go fcuk himself and asked him if that was what he meant.

    Has anyone ever said goodbye to you saying 'see you in the next cartoon?'

    No. But I do sometimes feel like my life is a weird left of field sitcom.

    Do you have anything planned for the weekend?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    No. But I do sometimes feel like my life is a weird left of field sitcom.

    Do you have anything planned for the weekend?

    Usual all day session on Saturday, prob a few pints tomorrow, couch day on Sunday!

    Are you as bored as me today?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    Usual all day session on Saturday, prob a few pints tomorrow, couch day on Sunday!

    Are you as bored as me today?

    A little.

    What will we do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Bungee jump from the spire.

    Have you ever gone mountain climbing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    A little.

    What will we do?

    Not much I can do, in work for the afternoon :(

    Did you give up anything for lent?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    Not much I can do, in work for the afternoon :(

    Did you give up anything for lent?

    Not at all.

    Where would you rather be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    kfallon wrote: »
    Not much I can do, in work for the afternoon :(

    Did you give up anything for lent?

    I have given up insulting people. So far so good.

    Do you set the bar high!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Mellifera


    Yes, both for myself and others.
    Do you ever wish you were someone else?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Mellifera


    Yes, both for myself and others.
    Do you ever wish you were someone else?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Mellifera wrote: »
    Yes, both for myself and others.
    Do you ever wish you were someone else?

    I wouldn't wish that on another person.

    Is your spam ever more interesting than your work email?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I wouldn't wish that on another person.

    Is your spam ever more interesting than your work email?

    I don't get any work emails.

    What is your favourite rice cake topping?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I don't get any work emails.

    What is your favourite rice cake topping?

    They're so tasty on their own that they don't need a topping.

    If I took a bite out of you what flavour would you be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    They're so tasty on their own that they don't need a topping.

    If I took a bite out of you what flavour would you be?

    Wearing rose body lotion at the moment so I guess rose flavoured!?

    What is your favourite smell?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wearing rose body lotion at the moment so I guess rose flavoured!?

    What is your favourite smell?

    Cinnamon and man.

    How is work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Uneventful.

    Do you work forty hours a week?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Menas wrote: »
    Uneventful.

    Do you work forty hours a week?

    I don't. I really need more hours but I kind of work for myself.

    Should I have a website do you think?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I don't. I really need more hours but I kind of work for myself.

    Should I have a website do you think?

    Sure why not!

    Will it be a durrty website? :P


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