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Sooooo...turns out my new roommate is a flat earther.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    iDave wrote: »
    This does seem to be gaining traction. The Flat Earth Society has a thriving forum on its site and YouTube videos of such have exploded.
    It's pathetic but sadly unsurprising in a world of creationists, climate deniers and anti-vaxxers.

    strange just a few months ago I was talking to my Dad about the flat earth society and how the last member died years ago -- seems they are back with a bang, this is the downside of the net and social media - idiots and idiotic ideas get traction :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    OP admit it, you failed to successfully prove it to her. tut. tut.

    Is your "science degree" a BA? huh, is it??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Gordy6040 wrote: »
    So, just out of interest, is this a religious belief or is she just thick?

    Where does she stand on Darwin v creationism?

    Both hokum! Don't you know were are a genetic experiment by aliens. I am being kept up to date on this stuff by my GF, she doesn't care that it is actually physically painful for me to listen to that sh*t. She doesn't believe Earth is flat, but she does believe Earth is hollow and filled with spaceships, the moon is a spaceship, there is an intergalactic war going on above our heads for the last 300 years, Obama is a lizard being, the US has a secret spaceprogram and no one has ever heard about it, there are Stargates buried around the planet and on top of that fairies, unicorns and sitting on top of it all the Arcturians
    Her "proof" is that people have been told that stuff in visions or they have a psychic connection directly to those alien races. Funny how there is never any actual evidence, only crazy people who meditate alone at night and are "given" this knowledge.
    Can someone please answer me this: How have we made it this far? How are insane people allowed out unsupervised? I just don't get it. Her main argument against me is "but you watch Star Trek! You should know about that stuff!". Yes I do. I know it's FICTION!!!
    For anyone who know a flat earther or such like, please print out this handy diagram:
    Fr.-TED-FR-DOugal-Maguire-Dreams-Vs-Reality-rabbits.jpg


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,685 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Here's what you need to do.

    1. Go to a music shop that sells music equipment and purchase a microphone

    2. Show your flat mate this video.


    3. Drop microphone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭jony_dols


    Sign her up for the one-way trip to Mars. That would both prove a point & hopefully stop her procreating.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,386 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    faceman wrote: »
    Here's what you need to do.

    1. Go to a music shop that sells music equipment and purchase a microphone

    2. Show your flat mate this video.


    3. Drop microphone



    Switched Islands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,127 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    My girlfriends family are all mad for the osteopath (not her thankfully, but her sister who's an intensive care nurse is, which is slightly worrying ) You get "poor old annie had an awful flu, couldn't even stand up - she went to the osteopath and a few days later she was right as rain" I had the same thing, I watched Dr Phil with a cup of tea and a few days later I was right as rain - The miracle worker is your own immune system not some german hippy in a white coat.

    Isnt osteopathy somewhere between a massage and a chiropractor? Nothing magic about that.... having said that ,I think the idea behind homeopathy is bunk but it seems to have an effect on me-long live placebo effect

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,645 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Feck with her head by telling that the Ruling Elite really WANT you to believe the world is flat.
    Round Earth propaganda is spread by Big Aero who are subtly trying to scare you out of using cruse ships for holidays and use their ever growing aeroplanes instead.
    They dump chemicals in their exhaust to create 'clouds' to mask the horizon so that they can claim no horizon equates to flat earth. When the sheeple believe that the earth is flat they won't go anywhere near a cruse ship for fear of toppling over and will turn to Big Aero instead.

    Naturally the gubberment and their oil buddies, Big Petro want you to follow this line of thought cos aero fuel prices generate more monies that ship diesel.

    What's is the best way to get most people thinking that way? Tell'em the truth and they will instantly disbelieve you hence you fall into their insidious trap.

    They WANT you to believe the Round Earth is a conspiracy and that Flat Earth is real so they play the double bluff and tell you the flat earth is actually a conspiracy theory but we all know better.

    It's a double bluff, the sneaky feckers.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Markcheese wrote: »
    Isnt osteopathy somewhere between a massage and a chiropractor?
    Which makes it even worse considering that chiropractic is nonsense bullsh1t too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    It would be handy if your OH was a person who believed in a Flat Earth;
    "oh you want to go to Oz? Well we can't, because see here it says 'here there be monsters'"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,159 ✭✭✭mrkiscool2


    ardinn wrote: »
    Well my view of the universe has been completely warped since I started listening to joe rogan so Im of the opinion she could be right - or wrong - and who the fúck are you to tell her your right and she is wrong?

    It was people like you who told her the earth WAS UNDENIABLY FLAT years ago!
    WHAT? This makes no sense. Science isn't an ideology, we know the Earth isn't flat because we can observe it from space, we know it's not flat because satellites orbit it, we know it's not flat because of gravity, there are a ton of physical, gravitational and visual proofs to show the Earth isn't flat. People like us (science students/lovers/graduates) aren't like the people in charge then (AKA religion, an ideology that has a dogma and refuses to accept facts) in any sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,386 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    mrkiscool2 wrote: »
    WHAT? This makes no sense. Science isn't an ideology, we know the Earth isn't flat because we can observe it from space, we know it's not flat because satellites orbit it, we know it's not flat because of gravity, there are a ton of physical, gravitational and visual proofs to show the Earth isn't flat. People like us (science students/lovers/graduates) aren't like the people in charge then (AKA religion, an ideology that has a dogma and refuses to accept facts) in any sense.


    Not.
    Another.
    Sensible.
    Argument.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    mrkiscool2 wrote: »
    WHAT? This makes no sense. Science isn't an ideology, we know the Earth isn't flat because we can observe it from space, we know it's not flat because satellites orbit it, we know it's not flat because of gravity, there are a ton of physical, gravitational and visual proofs to show the Earth isn't flat. People like us (science students/lovers/graduates) aren't like the people in charge then (AKA religion, an ideology that has a dogma and refuses to accept facts) in any sense.
    The kind of person who believes in a flat earth has a condition where they are incapable of trusting anything that contradicts their opinion unless they see it with their own eyes.
    They just have confirmation bias, like we all do, but their's is dialled up to 11. To the point that they're paranoid the entire world is lying to them.

    In my totally unqualified opinion, people who are heavily into CT's like Jim Corr and clearly OP's flatmate are actually mentally ill and somewhere on the schizophrenic spectrum, and require the help of a professional. Ridicule doesn't really do anything except push them further into paranoia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    faceman wrote: »
    2. Show your flat mate this video.
    Too easy...

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The Flat Earth thing had been around for a while but it was always predominantly a satire movement, much like Landover Baptist website being an elaborate satire on extreme conservative views. Come up with the most outrageous claims as "proof" and just troll the hell out of people.

    But in the past few years there's been a rise and acceptance of anti-intellectualism, value of opinion over knowledge, every person and their dog becoming a social media science or health "guru" spreading amazing levels of misinformation to their audiences, distrust in authority bodies, me getting older and noticing it more has just led me to understand that people will really believe just about anything to support their hyper-sensitive confirmation bias.

    There is literally no evidence or proof you could bring to the table that could make these people analyse their situation in a critical fashion.......despite their constant use of "keep an open mind"...........it becomes part of their persona.

    I mean, at this stage..............in 2016.............you'd nearly have to have a special talent to be this genuinely ignorant of the basic fundamental understandings of our world.

    Holographic moon...........there's no stars (people not understanding exposure in photography is just astonishing).................are there parasites or a neurological viral strain going around making people this stupid or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    mrkiscool2 wrote: »
    WHAT? This makes no sense. Science isn't an ideology, we know the Earth isn't flat because we can observe it from space, we know it's not flat because satellites orbit it, we know it's not flat because of gravity, there are a ton of physical, gravitational and visual proofs to show the Earth isn't flat. People like us (science students/lovers/graduates) aren't like the people in charge then (AKA religion, an ideology that has a dogma and refuses to accept facts) in any sense.

    How much of that stuff can you prove, Mr. Scientist? I can show you a sophisticated picture of a bluey-green disc 'Earth' floating in a blacky 'space' background, sure, and say this is Earth, and therefore it's round. Etc.
    You're making the assumption that not everyone is part of some big conspiracy to trick you, and if you're as gullible as that, you'll believe anything...



    Most likely explanation - OP's roommate is taking the piss out of him.


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    are there parasites or a neurological viral strain going around making people this stupid or something?

    Nah it has always been that way. The internet has just given them a voice. The more accessible and "idiot proof" the internet becomes - the more idiots will be capable of it's use alas.

    But there are billions of "meme machines" (brains) on the planet and they are not evolved with very good filters to things like over active pattern recognitions and so forth.

    So whatever meme you throw out there - even in satire it seems - is going to find some uptake in some of those meme machines and be perpetuated as "fact". Whether it be flat earth - evolution denial - or the idea that a god created our universe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    When we live in a world in which the majority of the 8 billion people believe in some kind of god(s) for which there is absolutely no evidence, we should not be surprised that there are plenty of people who believe nonsense conspiracy theories.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    I didn't realise those idiots still exist, would have thought they would have died out a few centuries ago.

    Congrats creationists, you are no longer the dumbest group I can think of. Time to update the chart.

    http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/petarded.jpg


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I didn't realise those idiots still exist, would have thought they would have died out a few centuries ago.

    If only. But as SC says above - on a planet where the majority % think there is a god despite there being no actual basis for that claim - there is little hope that other minority nut jobs will ever die out completely.

    At some point this video will be linked to as an example in the thread - so I might as well just get it out of the way now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Markcheese wrote: »
    Isnt osteopathy somewhere between a massage and a chiropractor? Nothing magic about that.... having said that ,I think the idea behind homeopathy is bunk but it seems to have an effect on me-long live placebo effect

    It's like a chiropractor who doesn't actually do any chiropracting!. They make "tiny adjustments" so small that the untrained person wouldn't even notice, but after many reasonably priced sessions (it takes time of course) the effects build up. It boggles the mind how people fall for this bollox. For a mere €400 -€500 euro you too can have your minor self healing ailment magically disappear.

    The only thing they have going for them is unlike a chiropractor who may very well cripple you, they at least won't do you any harm, just not any good either.
    They are both unprotected phrases, you or I could set up shop tomorrow as a chiropractor or an osteopath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Hell, I've been watching a load of Bowie music videos and interviews since his death. I noticed ONE video in the suggestions side about his album warning us about the Antichrist coming to rule the earth.

    Clicked on it for the laugh.......had a little chuckle and moved on.

    Suddenly my entire "Recommended" and suggestions is clogged with videos about Bowie & the Illuminati, Blackstar predicts planet collision, did Big Pharma kill Bowie before he told us the truth, etc. It just took over my Youtube page for a while.

    I can see how people can easily go down that rabbit hole if they spend too much time on Youtube and are seeing all kinds of these videos lined up in front of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Walk her to the edge and push her off.

    EDIT: actually, on a more serious note, what is it these people think "the man" gains by lying to us about the earth being flat? From snippets I've seen on various threads here lots of people have to be in on it, airlines etc. Wouldnt it be easier to just say "yeah the earth is flat" and stick a few "mind the edge" signs a few feet back from the drop?

    You're projecting sound reasoning onto an irrational mind. :D Anyone who thinks that the Earth is flat, even though they can go out this afternoon and empirically prove to themselves that it's not (really easily), is not going to be able to follow the reasoning that you just laid out.

    I work with a guy who is otherwise completely sane and fairly intelligent, but is adamant that the moon landings were faked. I'm convinced he only says it to wind me up, but he has never wavered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Zakir Naik explains quite well how we can know the earth is round.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I think Richard Dawkins (among others, I'm sure) nailed it when he said (talking about 'young-earthers', but the same point applies here) that we should never make the mistake of thinking that those who believe such things are open to rational scientific argument, and only believe what they believe because the evidence hasn't yet convinced them, or the arguments made haven't been good enough.


  • Posts: 8,756 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ardinn wrote: »
    Well my view of the universe has been completely warped since I started listening to joe rogan so Im of the opinion she could be right - or wrong - and who the fúck are you to tell her your right and she is wrong?

    It was people like you who told her the earth WAS UNDENIABLY FLAT years ago!

    *I hope that you are (or maybe I am) missing sarcasm tags here*

    You do know that the ancient Greeks had calculated that the earth was round.
    Remember that Columbus was trying to sail around the world, to India (before he decided to rape and pillage the West Indies)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    biko wrote: »
    Zakir Naik explains quite well how we can know the earth is round.


    So now ISIS are going to kill flat earthers for not believing the Koran? Seems reasonable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    I'd rather live with a nutty Flat Earther that was tidy and paid her rent on time than a right on atheist that was a slob and didn't pay their rent on time. Surely these things are only an issue if either of you are prone to proselytizing. Just don't discuss with her.


  • Posts: 8,756 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd rather live with a tidy Flat Earther that paid her rent on time than somebody that was right on atheist that's was a slob and didn't pay their rent on time. Surely these things are only an issue if either of you are prone to proselytizing. Just don't discuss with her.

    Live with someone either ill, or as thick as sh1t, Or live with a slob?

    Why are they the only options?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Can we deport flat earthers?

    I'm hoping we don't breed any of these muppets locally but rather import them


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